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Ham

Dear Deidre
« on: 24 January, 2019, 08:14:11 am »
I'm sure we used to have an agony aunt thread?

Anyhow, I have a problem, I need help.

Dear Deidre

I was playing with my DAB yesterday (no that's not the problem) and I found there's a Gaydio station. I listened to it for a while and enjoyed it.  Now I should add I wasn't doing any of the hand and arm movements to the songs, maybe that was because I was driving, but can I catch teh gays from listening to it? What about aids? Do I have to watch Movies for Men, now, or will that make it worse?

Worried of Wanstead
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LittleWheelsandBig

  • Whimsy Rider
Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #1 on: 24 January, 2019, 08:18:28 am »
Can't answer your questions, other than 'Mrs Miles'.

For more recent YACFers, https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=15843 may be enlightening.
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Wheel meet again, don't know where, don't know when...

Ham

Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #2 on: 24 January, 2019, 08:23:51 am »
Oh gosh, yes. Retired nearly eight years ago.......
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ian

Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #3 on: 24 January, 2019, 08:36:20 am »
Dear Ham

I understand your concerns – and you're right – one moment, it's gaydio, the next you're buying a flat in Brighton with a chap in slim trousers named Mario. But it doesn't have to be. I would suggest you assemble a triptych of the following visages – Nigel 'Fucking' Farage, Boris 'Bumbling Buffoon' Johnson, and Piers 'Colossal Bellend' Morgan. Should the urge take you, simply gaze upon your creation and I assure you any ardour you felt for the male of the species will swiftly soften and such thoughts will not return any time soon. Ladies, however, note that this may push you in the other direction.
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Ham

Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #4 on: 24 January, 2019, 08:41:49 am »
Dear Deidre

What can I use to get vomit off my carpet?

Worried of Wanstead
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Tim Hall

  • Victoria is my queen
Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #5 on: 24 January, 2019, 09:14:13 am »
Quote from: Ham on 24 January, 2019, 08:41:49 am
Dear Deidre

What can I use to get vomit off my carpet?

Worried of Wanstead
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
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Beardy

  • Shedist
Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #6 on: 24 January, 2019, 09:17:58 am »
Quote from: Ham on 24 January, 2019, 08:41:49 am
Dear Deidre

What can I use to get vomit off my carpet?

Worried of Wanstead
Ham, you would owe me a new keyboard if I hadn’t been reading this on my iPad! As it it, I’ve now got a pool of slowly cooling coffee on my lap...
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ian

Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #7 on: 24 January, 2019, 10:29:46 am »
Quote from: Ham on 24 January, 2019, 08:41:49 am
Dear Deidre

What can I use to get vomit off my carpet?

Worried of Wanstead

Dear Ham of Wanstead

May I suggest the tousled blond hair of a certain politician you should now be horribly familiar with.
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rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #8 on: 24 January, 2019, 12:14:24 pm »
Ah, Michael Fabricant.
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ElyDave

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Re: Dear Deidre
« Reply #9 on: 24 January, 2019, 03:00:37 pm »
with the added bonus that his is detachable, allegedly
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