Author Topic: First-World Problems.  (Read 336352 times)

PaulF

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #200 on: 30 December, 2013, 07:16:15 pm »
... If the latter, why can't I get an app that does the same for me?


I used to have an app (for Sainsburys or Tesco, can't remember which) that did just that. Unfortunately it didn't work in my, then, local store as tehre was no reception....

Pretty sure that it was the relevant chain's own app if that helps

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #201 on: 31 December, 2013, 09:09:04 am »
I had the misfortune of working at a supermarket earlier this year. Needs must. Anyway, the pickers had a hard time picking their orders at times, because shelf stacking was often not as efficient as it could have been. Plus, the supermarkets have a habit of moving products around to keep shoppers on their toes. Additionally, each store has a different layout, so would need a bespoke version of the app. Supermarkets also have a vested interest in having people wandering around their stores.

On a related first-world problem, supermarkets operate so cheaply* because they are staffed by armies of people paid marginally over minimum wage, often toiling under stressful conditions. I did 12 weeks and it was horrendous.

* To them.
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Charlotte

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #202 on: 31 December, 2013, 09:53:05 am »
We ran out of Hovis bread mix last night so I had to dig out the dried yeast and strong flour so I could put the bread machine on for a loaf in the morning.

It was touch and go, I can tell you.
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Jaded

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #203 on: 31 December, 2013, 10:13:26 am »
Supermarkets also have a vested interest in having people wandering around their stores.

I think you'll find it is a little more complicated than that.

It is simpler than it looks.

Thor

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #204 on: 01 January, 2014, 01:04:17 pm »
The satellite TV signal keeps breaking up, 'cos of the wind.

Something ought to be done.
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Gus

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #205 on: 01 January, 2014, 01:22:19 pm »
There were 6 people in front of me in the supermarket line, and they would not open another line. I had to wait a full 8 minutes before I could pay and get out..

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #206 on: 01 January, 2014, 04:30:01 pm »
Our cleaner has announced she's stopping working.  From conversations in the pub 2 days ago, I think the whole village will be on the lookout for a new one.

CrinklyLion

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #207 on: 02 January, 2014, 10:46:36 am »
Because my cleaner comes on Wednesdays and doesn't work Christmas Day or NYD, nobody has stolen the dirt around here for 2 weeks!

Kim

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #208 on: 02 January, 2014, 01:34:04 pm »
Because my cleaner comes on Wednesdays and doesn't work Christmas Day or NYD, nobody has stolen the dirt around here for 2 weeks!

We have a similar problem with the non-collection of bins.

hellymedic

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #209 on: 02 January, 2014, 05:14:29 pm »
The pineapple is not ripe; we'll have to eat mango!

citoyen

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #210 on: 02 January, 2014, 05:27:50 pm »
Just download it then  ;)

Nifty. I have the Tesco app on my phone but it didn't do that last time I looked - but that's probably because I don't look at it often, because I can't get a signal in our local Tesco, though I note that Clubcard members get use of in-store Wi-Fi, so maybe that's worth exploring.

The Waitrose app doesn't have that feature. But Waitrose does have free coffee.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #211 on: 02 January, 2014, 07:22:58 pm »
So I've heard... but they don't have it in either of my two nearest Waitrosen. You can only imagine how deprived I feel.
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rogerzilla

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #212 on: 02 January, 2014, 07:31:22 pm »
More coffee woes.  We have a filter machine and cafetiere blend coffee (it's more coarsely ground) instead of filter blend.
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rogerzilla

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #213 on: 02 January, 2014, 07:32:12 pm »
There were 6 people in front of me in the supermarket line, and they would not open another line. I had to wait a full 8 minutes before I could pay and get out..
That's a "Falling Down" moment really.
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hellymedic

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #214 on: 02 January, 2014, 09:06:17 pm »

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #215 on: 07 January, 2014, 09:58:52 am »
I had a stretchy elastic piece between my lanyard and my ID badge to save me having to bend and twist to reach the door openers, but it broke.

My colleagues are organising a tv appeal, something like the ones for the Dogs' Trust.
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Julian

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #216 on: 08 January, 2014, 08:24:47 am »
My nook ran out of battery power on the tube this morning so I couldn't find out what happens next in Game of Thrones and (worse) was reduced to reading the Metro. 

ian

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #217 on: 08 January, 2014, 09:34:58 am »
I had forgot to the set the timer on my coffee robot for this morning. I came down to find no hot coffee and had to press the 'on' button myself and wait an additional five minutes for it to grind and brew. I nearly died.

Jaded

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #218 on: 08 January, 2014, 09:51:28 am »
Our rubbish collection is being rescheduled to later in the day so on Fridays we'll have bin bags on the pavements for a few hours longer than we are used to. Hopefully house prices won't be affected.
It is simpler than it looks.

citoyen

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #219 on: 08 January, 2014, 10:45:32 am »
My nook ran out of battery power on the tube this morning so I couldn't find out what happens next in Game of Thrones and (worse) was reduced to reading the Metro.

BTDTGTTS. I feel your pain, Julian. Relieved to hear you made it through to the other side.
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #220 on: 08 January, 2014, 11:07:32 am »
The scones we are scoffing with butter, jam and clotted cream are slightly soggy.
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ian

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #221 on: 08 January, 2014, 11:42:12 am »
My nook ran out of battery power on the tube this morning so I couldn't find out what happens next in Game of Thrones and (worse) was reduced to reading the Metro.

There surely must be a support group for those who have this most unfortunate experience.

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #222 on: 08 January, 2014, 11:42:59 am »
Carry a portable charger!

TimC

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #223 on: 08 January, 2014, 12:23:09 pm »
Carry a portable charger!

Such a response discounts the considerable personal trauma suffered by those in such an unfortunate position, undermines the good work being done by any support groups out there as intimated by Ian, and completely misses the point of the thread, which is to be allowed to bemoan the completely trivial as though it were life-threatening.

Charlotte

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #224 on: 08 January, 2014, 12:52:17 pm »
I agree, Tim.  I hope she's managing to make it through the day like the professional I know she is.

Carry a portable charger!

You should be ashamed of yourself, Gerald.  It's this sort of irresponsible victim-blaming attitude that diverts attention away from a very serious social and literary problem.
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