Author Topic: First-World Problems.  (Read 336408 times)

PaulF

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #750 on: 16 April, 2015, 04:09:41 pm »
The dog has lost her "good" frisbee. Fortunately she still has her less good, chewed one.


Stand down! It's been found. One of her friends returned it this afternoon.

PaulF

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #751 on: 23 April, 2015, 11:44:24 am »
Trying to persuade myself not to buy an Apple watch

The waiting list is now many months.

They quoted June to me :(

And it seems they won't keep to that either!

I've just had the e-mail that it's due tomorrow!

Jacomus

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #752 on: 23 April, 2015, 12:44:11 pm »
Trying to persuade myself not to buy an Apple watch

The waiting list is now many months.

They quoted June to me :(

And it seems they won't keep to that either!

I've just had the e-mail that it's due tomorrow!

I am under strictest instructions (and probably have had some sort of combined GPS tracker & electroshock chip implanted in my neck whilst sleeping) to get Miss Emily's iWatch home as fast as humanly possible when it is delivered to my office.
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PaulF

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #753 on: 23 April, 2015, 12:48:01 pm »
You've just reminded me that I have to be in the office tomorrow :(

WIll have to instruct Mrs F not to leave the house until it's delievered

Ruthie

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #754 on: 24 April, 2015, 01:27:38 pm »
I had a beautiful French manicure this morning, then chipped one of my nails when I unlocked my bike to come home.

Sitting in a corner rocking and keening now.
Milk please, no sugar.

Torslanda

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #755 on: 24 April, 2015, 01:54:11 pm »
Sending soup, hugs and fresh ground coffee . . .
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Ruthie

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #756 on: 24 April, 2015, 02:04:20 pm »
Ooh, lovely!  Thank you!

I was only joking about the rocking and the keening, y'know  ;D

Riding the beautiful fixte mixte to town in the sun was bloody lovely.  So was riding it home again.
Milk please, no sugar.

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #757 on: 24 April, 2015, 02:12:00 pm »
mappin & Webb (posh jeweller) told me that a watch I enquired about (and will never own) isn't due in yet and will 'whizz-out' when it does arrive in-store. I can't afford it but just wanted to have a look at the actual item. She looked at me oddly when I pointed out there is a factory making the watch and there will be another one along. I-watch? yet another triumph of the Marketing Dept.

Torslanda

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #758 on: 24 April, 2015, 02:58:31 pm »

Riding the beautiful fixte mixte to town in the sun was bloody lovely.  So was riding it home again.

Now that is a problem to savour. Also the juxtaposition of a manicure and a bike ride . . .
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Ruthie

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #759 on: 01 May, 2015, 10:52:06 am »
Only two weeks after my coffee machine died, my kettle is now deceased as well.

You have no idea.
Milk please, no sugar.

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #760 on: 01 May, 2015, 10:57:21 am »
Overheard in Waitrose yesterday "Charles, please will you hurry up and decide between quinoa and wild rice, we need to get Jemima to her dance class".

The struggle is real.

Mr Larrington

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #761 on: 01 May, 2015, 11:40:02 am »
Yes, but what were you doing in Waitrose, Comrade :demon:

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #762 on: 01 May, 2015, 11:47:11 am »
Can't afford both obviously.
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menthel

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #763 on: 03 May, 2015, 10:19:25 pm »
I had to set up my new AV receiver this morning, it took a whole hour!

Mr Larrington

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #764 on: 03 May, 2015, 11:13:13 pm »
I had to set up my new AV receiver this morning, it took a whole hour!

Blimey, that's quick!  It took me that long just to identify all the bits of string :o
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sam

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #765 on: 04 May, 2015, 06:54:25 am »
The dog has lost her "good" frisbee. Fortunately she still has her less good, chewed one.

The less good frisbee doesn't fly as well


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Some of my favourite software is now only available on Adobe's Creative Cloud, which is not something I wish to sign up for. This means I have to clutter my desk with an old iMac which can still run it.

The wireless mouse on the newer computer has gone a bit wonky, forcing me to revert to a tethered mouse which isn't touch sensitive. I'm coping.

menthel

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #766 on: 05 May, 2015, 11:28:37 am »
I had to set up my new AV receiver this morning, it took a whole hour!

Blimey, that's quick!  It took me that long just to identify all the bits of string :o

Denon very kindly supply stickers to identify the bits that plug into other bits. It was just a matter of labelling them up prior to removing then from the old one.

Now the issue is that I need to RTFM to work out how to get it to start at a decent volume and the manual is on a CD. I don't have a CD drive for the laptop any more! Looks like I will have to find it and download it instead. Ah, the pain!

Wowbagger

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #767 on: 05 May, 2015, 11:32:34 am »
Only two weeks after my coffee machine died, my kettle is now deceased as well.

You have no idea.

Is this not a good opportunity to practise a little camp cookery?
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tiermat

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #768 on: 05 May, 2015, 11:35:12 am »
Only two weeks after my coffee machine died, my kettle is now deceased as well.

You have no idea.

We have spares of both, the kettle you could keep, the coffee machine (which you know well) would have to be a loan.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #769 on: 05 May, 2015, 01:03:44 pm »
Denon very kindly supply stickers to identify the bits that plug into other bits. It was just a matter of labelling them up prior to removing then from the old one.

They do for the squeakers but there's almost as much non-squeaker string in there.  Plus there is a non-zero probability of the squeaker setup telling you that the phase of at least one squeaker is 180 degrees out :demon:

Now the issue is that I need to RTFM to work out how to get it to start at a decent volume and the manual is on a CD. I don't have a CD drive for the laptop any more! Looks like I will have to find it and download it instead. Ah, the pain!

What model is yours?  I have the manual for mine (AVR-X2000) already on the Babbage-Engine...
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menthel

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #770 on: 05 May, 2015, 02:00:00 pm »
Denon very kindly supply stickers to identify the bits that plug into other bits. It was just a matter of labelling them up prior to removing then from the old one.

They do for the squeakers but there's almost as much non-squeaker string in there.  Plus there is a non-zero probability of the squeaker setup telling you that the phase of at least one squeaker is 180 degrees out :demon:

Now the issue is that I need to RTFM to work out how to get it to start at a decent volume and the manual is on a CD. I don't have a CD drive for the laptop any more! Looks like I will have to find it and download it instead. Ah, the pain!

What model is yours?  I have the manual for mine (AVR-X2000) already on the Babbage-Engine...

Ah, mine (x1100) came with labels for the whole kit and caboodle, so another thumbs up from me to Denon. I have found the manual and abused work's bandwidth and sent it to myself, so all is good. Apart from having to plogh through the bloody thing for the one, tiny bit of info required.

hellymedic

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #771 on: 10 May, 2015, 01:33:55 pm »
Sainsbury's did not have the Basics strawberries or the easy peelers I ordered. We will have to eat other fruit.

Dibdib

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #772 on: 10 May, 2015, 07:37:24 pm »
Getting a new stove the day I get back from a camping trip is just mean.

I might go pack a rucksack full of camping kit, walk up to the forest (half hour or so away), brew up, and walk back again.

Kim

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #773 on: 10 May, 2015, 11:17:57 pm »
Getting a new stove the day I get back from a camping trip is just mean.

I might go pack a rucksack full of camping kit, walk up to the forest (half hour or so away), brew up, and walk back again.

And so it came to pass that the 'nanoadventure' was invented.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #774 on: 12 May, 2015, 01:12:27 pm »
Getting a new stove the day I get back from a camping trip is just mean.

I might go pack a rucksack full of camping kit, walk up to the forest (half hour or so away), brew up, and walk back again.
Sounds like an excellent plan.
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