I just had an amusing but brief spam telephone conversation
Phone rings, displaying caller no. 00000000.
I pick up the receiver but say nothing. There is a few seconds' silence. Eventually person at other end opens the batting, in a strong accent typical of people trying to spam me. What is that accent? It might be Martian for all I know.
Martian: Hello?
Me: (basso profundo, possibly Marvin the Robot) Hello!
Martian: May I speak with Mr. Wallaker?
Me, after several seconds' pause: No.
Line goes dead.
I think I won that round.