Oh, that's what they're called. Who'd have thunk such an annoying insect would have such a NSFW name?
Barakta and I have a deal: She evicts the spiders and anything buzzy with 400kΩ written on it, and I have to deal with stray woodlice and crawly beetles, including these fuckers. (We take turns with slugs.)
Ghostbusting them with the hoover *and then immediately emptying the bag* is the only way to be sure. Unless you've got a Dyson, in which case you're going to be ♫ Human slaves, in an insect nation... ♫