Yesterday: about 15 guinea fowl which had strayed onto the road between Blandford Forum and Salisbury.
Mrs C was driving so stopped further on than strictly necessary. By the time I'd walked back to them someone, who looked suspiciously like a farmer, in a Land Rover had stopped and herded them back through the hedge and into the field (so no photographs). He told me they were living wild in the field and he couldn't find the gap they kept escaping through. Not the sharpest scythe in the tool shed, then.
Fortunately, no guinea fowl pizza.
Unfortunately, no guinea fowl road kill for Christmas Dinner.