Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 868295 times)

Juan Martín

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #425 on: 11 October, 2011, 12:31:13 pm »
Have I offended someone? Come now, perhaps Mr Bono is a difficult man to despise but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try.

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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #426 on: 11 October, 2011, 12:49:45 pm »
I deliberately missed that U2 documentary as I feared for the integrity of my television.  Bonio takes the (dog) biscuit in the twattery stakes.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #427 on: 11 October, 2011, 12:53:12 pm »
More than the Right Honourable Dr Liam Fox, MP?  Or 'Knocksy Foxy', if you will...
Getting there...

Juan Martín

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #428 on: 11 October, 2011, 01:10:59 pm »
I deliberately missed that U2 documentary as I feared for the integrity of my television.  Bonio takes the (dog) biscuit in the twattery stakes.

Splendid! For a moment I wondered whether it was just me.

fuzzy

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #429 on: 11 October, 2011, 02:34:01 pm »
I deliberately missed that U2 documentary as I feared for the integrity of my television.  Bonio takes the (dog) biscuit in the twattery stakes.

Splendid! For a moment I wondered whether it was just me.

Yeah, but they're so like, Rock and Roll y'know?

Juan Martín

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #430 on: 11 October, 2011, 02:43:54 pm »
I am afraid that I cannot view Rock and Rollery as a mitigating circumstance.

citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #431 on: 11 October, 2011, 05:12:53 pm »
More than the Right Honourable Dr Liam Fox, MP?  Or 'Knocksy Foxy', if you will...

Rarely has the word "honourable" seemed less appropriate.

d.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #432 on: 11 October, 2011, 06:50:25 pm »
Paxman. Another Jeremy I'm afraid but definitely a twat big time.

 
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #433 on: 11 October, 2011, 09:47:28 pm »
Getting there...

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #434 on: 12 October, 2011, 01:23:54 pm »
Getting there...

Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #435 on: 14 October, 2011, 12:58:11 pm »
Oliver TwaLetwin.

Those bins aren't for recycling, twat.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #436 on: 14 October, 2011, 01:39:51 pm »
That workplace performance is definitely worth £65k per year.  Just think what morons we might get if we didn't pay enough.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #437 on: 19 October, 2011, 10:54:18 am »
David King, spokesdroid for Human Genetics Alert, has a black belt in twattery, as his performance on the Toady prog this morning demonstrated all too clearly.
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Rhys W

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #438 on: 20 October, 2011, 10:52:59 pm »
Jacob Rees-Mogg.

(Yes, I'm watching Question Time right now).

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #439 on: 23 October, 2011, 10:25:34 pm »
Louise Mensch  :hand:

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #440 on: 23 October, 2011, 11:47:43 pm »
Jacob Rees-Mogg.

(Yes, I'm watching Question Time right now).

If ever the almighty (however you perceive him/her/it to be) ever had in mind a Ur Tory, this man certainly qualifies. 

I recall reading from somewhere that his nanny helped her charge canvassing in a hopeless scottish seat.

Frere

citoyen

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Super-Twat
« Reply #441 on: 24 October, 2011, 09:27:48 am »
Louise Mensch  :hand:

I take it you saw Have I Got New For You? Love Ian Hislop.

d.
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Steph

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #442 on: 24 October, 2011, 09:38:08 am »
Two twats for the price of one. In an amazing bit of ubertwattery, "Pierce" actually has me agreeing with him!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #443 on: 25 October, 2011, 11:01:31 pm »
Jacob Rees-Mogg on Newsnight at the mo

 :sick:

Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #444 on: 26 October, 2011, 01:06:55 pm »
The people responsible for adapting Peter Robinson's Inspector Banks novels for the electrick television.  Stephen Tompkinson is Damien Day.  End of.
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #445 on: 26 October, 2011, 01:21:23 pm »
Eamonn Holmes, the obnoxious knacker, particularly related to his remarks on This Morning yesterday.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #446 on: 26 October, 2011, 01:30:38 pm »
Eamonn Holmes, the obnoxious knacker, particularly related to his remarks on This Morning yesterday.

Oh yes, he's been a Super-Twat since at least 2008...

Eamonn Holmes

citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #447 on: 26 October, 2011, 11:00:18 pm »
He called co-presenter Jonathan Wilkes "retarded" on This Morning a couple of weeks ago. What now? Has he topped that?

d.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #448 on: 26 October, 2011, 11:07:57 pm »
Ray Comfort, the banana man.
Getting there...

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #449 on: 27 October, 2011, 07:39:00 am »
He called co-presenter Jonathan Wilkes "retarded" on This Morning a couple of weeks ago. What now? Has he topped that?

d.
They had a woman on the other day who was abducted and raped in his car when she was 18. She had the presence of mind to tear her hair out by the roots and shove it between the seats, and to spit several times, so that her DNA was present in the car. She said she tried to cut her finger open with her earring to leave blood too, but it hurt too much. Anyway, he was caught and convicted of that attack and several other abductions and rapes. Eammon Holmes finished the piece with "well, I hope you take taxis now."
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