This whole espisode is another sorry tale of corporate might oppressing the righteous lover of beauty and truth. I issue an appeal to our brothers and sisters in letters; typographers of the world, unite! Arise, fontisti! And sing:
I shot the serif (but I did not write in Comic Sans)
I shot the serif (but I swear it was for literacy)
Serif Sans Black always hurt my eyes,
For what, I don't know
Every time I try to read
He said, Blind him before he grows bold
I shot the serif (but I did not write in Comic Sans)
I shot the serif (but I swear it was for literacy)