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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #150 on: 01 May, 2015, 11:56:23 am »
Walking past two middle class ladies walking their dogs the other day:

 "and camel toe doesn't begin to describe it".
I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that.

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #151 on: 02 May, 2015, 06:21:56 pm »
Not really 'overheard', as the words were being spoken to me.

Mrs. B in the supermarket today, "and a box set of tinned tomatoes"
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #152 on: 02 May, 2015, 06:41:58 pm »
In Rugby town centre today - walking along and a couple probably in their twenties passed the other way.

Him:   Are we staying in tonight?

Her:   Well, it is a spank holiday weekend.

Both:   Giggles 

Re: Overheard today
« Reply #153 on: 03 May, 2015, 11:22:42 am »
At the supermarket checkout yesterday

Small girl aged maybe 4, head buried in mums skirt and hanging onto her leg wailing "I didn't do it, it was someone else"

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #154 on: 03 May, 2015, 10:11:29 pm »
- Coffee with milk, please.
- Black or white?
- Black with milk.
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #155 on: 04 May, 2015, 12:59:50 pm »
On Saturday, between two apparent strangers:

"She's just had it, it's a girl!"
"Oh good, that'll please a lot of folk."

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #156 on: 06 May, 2015, 12:43:22 am »
"...no I'm from the 'hood part of Croydon, I don't really know about the north."

In Selly Oak Aldi.

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #157 on: 06 May, 2015, 12:34:28 pm »
"We'll go for the three o'clock to Bristol. That's the one that leaves at fifteen hundred hours."
It is simpler than it looks.

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #158 on: 06 May, 2015, 01:10:40 pm »
Nicked from twitter where someone heard it in an Edinburgh shop "it's pishing down so much I thought the Festival was about to start."
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #159 on: 06 May, 2015, 07:55:49 pm »
Sat in a restaurant in London, the conversation of the American couple at the next table drifts in and out.
She is distracted by her phone and frequently pauses mid-sentence to tap out a reply.

I caught this snippet...

"...yea, so skid-marks all over my ass...
...
...
...
phalt driveway."

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #160 on: 06 May, 2015, 09:18:31 pm »
Sat in a restaurant in London, the conversation of the American couple at the next table drifts in and out.
She is distracted by her phone and frequently pauses mid-sentence to tap out a reply.

I caught this snippet...

"...yea, so skid-marks all over my ass...
...
...
...
phalt driveway."

Bet she was wearing khaki pants, too.

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #161 on: 07 May, 2015, 09:17:09 am »
Two men walking towards a polling station: "I tried skunk but I couldn't stand the smell"
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #162 on: 14 May, 2015, 04:18:37 am »
Two men walking towards a polling station: "I tried skunk but I couldn't stand the smell"

there must be an explanation, but I don't want to know.
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #163 on: 14 May, 2015, 01:09:53 pm »
In the cafe in Arnside:
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Pizza?  No thank you, we don't like foreign food.

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #164 on: 25 May, 2015, 02:14:44 pm »
At my not-quite-LBS the other week:

"Titanium's just another variety of steel, right?"

Fortunately not from the owner.
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #165 on: 25 May, 2015, 07:43:16 pm »
Two men walking towards a polling station: "I tried skunk but I couldn't stand the smell"

there must be an explanation, but I don't want to know.

Note for Leftpondian cousins. Skunk, n, super-strength weed.
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #166 on: 27 May, 2015, 11:15:41 am »
Two men walking towards a polling station: "I tried skunk but I couldn't stand the smell"

there must be an explanation, but I don't want to know.

Note for Leftpondian cousins. Skunk, n, super-strength weed.
I had the correct meaning the first time I read this. Now I can't get the image of someone smoking a small North American mammal out of my mind.
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #167 on: 27 May, 2015, 01:25:03 pm »
Oh, it was definitely a variety of Cannabis sativa (or is it C. indica? Or are they perhaps alternative names for the same plant?) they were talking about.

Fox-piss is what it is, apparently.
[quote from pikiweedia]Etymology[edit]
1630s, squunck, from a southern New England Algonquian language (probably Abenaki) seganku, from Proto-Algonquian */šeka:kwa/, from */šek-/ "to urinate" + */-a:kw/ "fox." As an insult, attested from 1841. Skunk cabbage is attested from 1751; earlier skunkweed (1738).[1] In 1634, a skunk was described in the Jesuit Relations:

The other is a low animal, about the size of a little dog or cat. I mention it here, not on account of its excellence, but to make of it a symbol of sin. I have seen three or four of them. It has black fur, quite beautiful and shining; and has upon its back two perfectly white stripes, which join near the neck and tail, making an oval which adds greatly to their grace. The tail is bushy and well furnished with hair, like the tail of a Fox; it carries it curled back like that of a Squirrel. It is more white than black; and, at the first glance, you would say, especially when it walks, that it ought to be called Jupiter's little dog. But it is so stinking, and casts so foul an odor, that it is unworthy of being called the dog of Pluto. No sewer ever smelled so bad. I would not have believed it if I had not smelled it myself. Your heart almost fails you when you approach the animal; two have been killed in our court, and several days afterward there was such a dreadful odor throughout our house that we could not endure it. I believe the sin smelled by Saint Catherine de Sienne must have had the same vile odor.[2][/quote]
Skunk weed way back in 1738, eh?
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #168 on: 27 May, 2015, 01:30:19 pm »
Hmmm. That mentions nothing about the animal speaking with a French accent and regularly falling in love with a black cat which has had an accident with a paintbrush.
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #169 on: 27 May, 2015, 01:39:51 pm »
Hmmm. That mentions nothing about the animal speaking with a French accent and regularly falling in love with a black cat which has had an accident with a paintbrush.

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We’re not allowed to mention that anymore because Feminazis.

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Actually I did always feel sorry for the cat.

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #170 on: 27 May, 2015, 01:44:48 pm »
Took me a second to realise Meninist wasn't referring to some obscure role played by skunks in the First World War. Perhaps there was a dastardly Bosch plot to train skunks to crawl into BRITISH trenches?
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #171 on: 27 May, 2015, 03:17:15 pm »
They always goet up early, yer Larxist-Meninists.

Also C. indica tends to grow lower and more spread out; C. sativa plants are tall, thin and more suitable for growing under artficial light in a wardrobe.
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #172 on: 27 May, 2015, 03:18:48 pm »
They always goet up early, yer Larxist-Meninists.

Also C. indica tends to grow lower and more spread out; C. sativa plants are tall, thin and more suitable for growing under artficial light in a wardrobe.

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #173 on: 27 May, 2015, 04:25:49 pm »
Took me a second to realise Meninist wasn't referring to some obscure role played by skunks in the First World War. Perhaps there was a dastardly Bosch plot to train skunks to crawl into BRITISH trenches?

Sending them in armed with cordless power drills, eh?

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #174 on: 27 May, 2015, 05:21:39 pm »
I never quite got the reasoning behind spelling it Boche. Makes it looks French. I suppose it's Krauts begin at Calais.
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