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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #375 on: 27 September, 2011, 11:29:41 am »
Hugh Porter.  Who the hell is Toomas Voockler, Hugh?  Twat.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #376 on: 28 September, 2011, 08:32:44 pm »
At the risk of repeating myself...

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #377 on: 28 September, 2011, 08:41:08 pm »
Giles Coren
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #378 on: 28 September, 2011, 08:55:49 pm »
No, sorry, mine wins.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #379 on: 28 September, 2011, 09:55:56 pm »
Sure.  But Coren is definitely in the category too.  I heard him on 'I've Never Seen Star Wars' being a Supertwat and thinking himself oh so clever.

Sorry mate.  Victoria got all the brains.

And the wit.

And the looks.

And the charisma.

In fact, Giles, what exactly is it you can offer?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #380 on: 28 September, 2011, 10:44:04 pm »
Giles Coren

Parasite - obvious candidate for the B Ark.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #381 on: 29 September, 2011, 01:40:29 pm »
Sure.  But Coren is definitely in the category too.  I heard him on 'I've Never Seen Star Wars' being a Supertwat and thinking himself oh so clever.

Sorry mate.  Victoria got all the brains.

And the wit.

And the looks.

And the charisma.

And the stated intention to shag her tutor in return for a better degree.  And the coke.

Allegedly.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #382 on: 29 September, 2011, 07:58:39 pm »
After listening  to the news on Radio 4, Tiff Needle. I can't be arsed to find out the correct spelling.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #383 on: 29 September, 2011, 08:18:57 pm »
W-A-N-K-E-R, I believe.

Have we had Philip Hammond yet?  If not, I bagsy him.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #384 on: 29 September, 2011, 08:57:34 pm »
W-A-N-K-E-R, I believe.

Have we had Philip Hammond yet?  If not, I bagsy him.

 I get the impression that you are not keen on him. In fact, that you pick on him just because he's an irritating stupid little shitbag.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #385 on: 30 September, 2011, 08:12:06 am »
W-A-N-K-E-R, I believe.

Have we had Philip Hammond yet?  If not, I bagsy him.

 I get the impression that you are not keen on him. In fact, that you pick on him just because he's an irritating stupid little shitbag.
Well, fooooor-giiiiiiive me.   ;D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #386 on: 30 September, 2011, 02:34:41 pm »
W-A-N-K-E-R, I believe.

Have we had Philip Hammond yet?  If not, I bagsy him.

 I get the impression that you are not keen on him. In fact, that you pick on him just because he's an irritating stupid little shitbag.

Isn't that enough? ;D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #387 on: 30 September, 2011, 02:42:20 pm »
W-A-N-K-E-R, I believe.

Have we had Philip Hammond yet?  If not, I bagsy him.

 I get the impression that you are not keen on him. In fact, that you pick on him just because he's an irritating stupid little shitbag.

Isn't that enough? ;D


Oh, all right then.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #388 on: 30 September, 2011, 07:45:12 pm »
Cllr Harry Phibbs (who was on Jonsnonews tonight)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #389 on: 30 September, 2011, 07:53:45 pm »
Whatever fuck-haired imbecilic cockwomble it was on Question Time last night made me shout at the telly.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #390 on: 30 September, 2011, 08:04:52 pm »
W-A-N-K-E-R, I believe.

Have we had Philip Hammond yet?  If not, I bagsy him.

In The Times today about speed limits Hammond said we should "police by consent", so if a large number of people break a law, it's the law that needs looking at.  Like with, say, cannabis or prostitution? I could never tire of punching Hammond's complacent stupid face and weird schoolboy haircut. I would punch his haircut over and over, it would start crying and I wouldn't stop.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #391 on: 30 September, 2011, 09:31:49 pm »
We need to reinstate the You Must Choose threads.

Hammond or Gove for a lifetime of punchbag fun? 
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #392 on: 30 September, 2011, 09:35:08 pm »
We need to reinstate the You Must Choose threads.

Hammond or Gove for a lifetime of punchbag fun?

Why not use one as a club with which to hit the other? When that gets boring they can change places.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #393 on: 01 October, 2011, 09:53:51 pm »
Eddy Mair. Smug, patronising, facetious, flippant. Some day I'll list his defects.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #394 on: 02 October, 2011, 03:52:22 pm »
http://twitter.com/#!/dannycare

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My reply: "I hate Rugby Players!!!!! #getaroundball"
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #395 on: 02 October, 2011, 08:12:22 pm »
Mr Care(less) later tweeted:

"My last comment wasn't meant to offend. I didn't realise cyclists were so passionate. I'm sorry. #cyclesafe"
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #396 on: 02 October, 2011, 10:36:04 pm »
Mr Care(less) later tweeted:

"My last comment wasn't meant to offend. I didn't realise cyclists were so passionate. I'm sorry. #cyclesafe"
Well that's one twat dealt with, for the time being.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #397 on: 03 October, 2011, 12:24:00 pm »
Mark Littlewood.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #398 on: 03 October, 2011, 12:54:22 pm »
Jason Plato.  Hypertwat.  Note to Matt Neal: if you're going to thump him one, please do it properly.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #399 on: 03 October, 2011, 08:45:10 pm »
Mark Littlewood again Just seen it on the telly. It really is a sack of shit.