A lot of what he says is nonsense with negative spin on positive benefits of Digital. I assume it's tongue in cheek.
No attention wasted looking at the back of the camera after each shot.
Well, the fact you can pull up an exposure histogram of your shot immediately could be seen as quite an advantage. Checking for sharpness another.
No computer required, ever! Pros use light tables many feet wide. You can't get computer monitors that big for sorting and selecting.
So having a huge light table suddenly becomes more convenient for the process than a PC?
No motel shenanigans. You have no digital garbage to take out, like downloading, filing, cataloging, sorting, organizing, posting, or organizing.
He means he doesn't have the option to do any organising
No friggin' shooting delays.
He may have a point here. Some digital cameras do have an LCD/exposure/focus delay but the high-end cameras don't suffer from this any more.
Film costs much less
The most stupid claim because he argues that you shoot less film as the format gets bigger. That's because it costs so much not because you get to be a better photographer with bigger film. His entire reason behind shooting less film is really down to the cost of film.
Being able to shoot many shots of the same subject (at slightly different settings) is a huge bonus for the amateur who can't afford to motor-drive their way through film like the pros. (Patrick Litchfield was stopped at immigration on some Sun-kissed paradise becasue they thought he was illegally importing film. He had to convince them that he was going to use them all (hundreds of rolls) for 12 Pirelli calendar photos)
Of course film can't be touched for some things (resolution, dynamic range Pirelli calendars for example) but the list isn't as long as he would have us believe.
Tongue in cheek.