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Mr Larrington

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Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #50 on: 12 July, 2017, 08:39:00 pm »
(Sings)
They get Lep-Lep-Leppo and the J-J-J-J-J-Jooves
They jump on anything that m-m-m-m-m-moves
On taxis, coffin-lids, Americans, piano-heads and rooves

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Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #51 on: 12 July, 2017, 08:46:46 pm »
yoof, yooves
toof, tooves
moof, mooves
goof, gooves
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Chris S

Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #52 on: 12 July, 2017, 08:48:55 pm »
Quote from: Cudzoziemiec on 12 July, 2017, 08:46:46 pm
yoof, yooves
toof, tooves
moof, mooves
goof, gooves
hoof, camel toes

FTFY
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cygnet

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Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #53 on: 12 July, 2017, 11:27:29 pm »
Quote from: Cudzoziemiec on 12 July, 2017, 08:46:46 pm
yoof, yooves
toof, tooves
moof, mooves
goof, gooves
I
Gove: goof gooves
?
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #54 on: 13 July, 2017, 02:14:06 am »
Oaf, oaves.  Trufax.
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Asterix, the former Gaul.

Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #55 on: 13 July, 2017, 06:28:06 am »
Louses/Lice
Mouses/Mice
Houses/Hice
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Auntie Helen

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Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #56 on: 13 July, 2017, 06:33:11 am »
Moose/moose
Goose/geese
Mongoose/mongooses
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Asterix, the former Gaul.

Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #57 on: 13 July, 2017, 07:43:07 am »
Sherpa/Sherpa
Sheep/Sheep
?
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Vernon

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Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #58 on: 13 July, 2017, 07:52:35 am »
Quote from: asterix on 13 July, 2017, 07:43:07 am
Sherpa/Sherpa
Sheep/Sheep
?
<sings> Where's your Mamma gone...
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T42

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Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #59 on: 13 July, 2017, 07:54:48 am »
barf/barves



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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #60 on: 13 July, 2017, 08:34:31 am »
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T42

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Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #61 on: 13 July, 2017, 08:49:20 am »
The notions of cepage and terroir apply.
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Legs

Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #62 on: 13 July, 2017, 11:17:07 am »
Quote from: Vernon on 13 July, 2017, 07:52:35 am
Quote from: asterix on 13 July, 2017, 07:43:07 am
Sherpa/Sherpa
Sheep/Sheep
?
<sings> Where's your Mamma gone...
;D (I would say "POTD" but I suspect that this only appeals to me so much because of my poor sense of humour.)
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #63 on: 13 July, 2017, 11:42:41 am »
Quote from: Auntie Helen on 13 July, 2017, 06:33:11 am
Moose/moose
Goose/geese
Mongoose/mongooses

Bzzzt! Wrong!

Mongoose/Polygoose
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Andrij

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Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #64 on: 13 July, 2017, 12:23:13 pm »
 ;D
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;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

Morat

  • I tried to HTFU but something went ping :(
Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #65 on: 15 July, 2017, 12:40:37 pm »
Don't forget the Shamagh... which rocketed to the top of the military fashion parade for a short time before becoming the symbol of Walter Mittys everwhere.

Can wear Shamagh (with high heels should he so choose):


Shouldn't ever wear Shamagh:

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Bledlow

Re: Scarfs on men.
« Reply #66 on: 15 July, 2017, 03:43:36 pm »
Using the conveniently supplied & handily positioned weapon.  ;D
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