I preferred cycling in 1987 than 2017
Kim, you are very bad!
Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.
Bradley Wiggins....no forget it.
It's not turtles all the way down. Some of them are tortoises.
Eric Clapton is massively overrated, with only one song that most people could name.
The Moon is a balloon
Superheroes are, without exception, shit.