My ride yesterday started a bit like Citoyen's: being late.
But unlike him, I was only a minute or two late and met the others coming down the hill from the start place as I was almost at the top – so I turned round and went straight back down again!
We rode about 65 miles to Sheepscombe, in mostly warm, sunny weather, through bluebells and skylarks.
Not that there weren't less pleasant moments. As I was going down a steep hill into Sheepscombe itself, a blue car came up the lane at high speed. There would have been room for both of us had he just slowed down a little and moved over a foot; but he didn't. avoiding him, my front wheel got stuck in a narrow trench or gully at the verge and I ended up stationary, still clipped in, with my shoulder leaning against the high, steep bank. It was both funny and annoying! Later, after lunch, three riders got so carried away descending the Slad Valley they had to be reprimanded by Dear Leader for getting too far ahead and apparently overshooting a turn.
In the interest of honest disclosure it would be wrong of me to deny that I was one of them.Then on the way back, a new bloke began having problems. Basically, he was exhausted. First, he had two clipless moments due to being so tired he couldn't get his feet out. I only saw the second and it was dramatic, but thankfully injury-free. Every other unclipping fall I've ever seen (or experienced!) has been "stop – oh – clunk!" with a few cuts and bruises, usually on the knee. This one, he actually unclipped, but then somehow toppled to the other side and rolled right over on to his shoulder with his bike still attached to him by one pedal, now almost vertically above him. If you asked a Hollywood director to film a clipless moment, this is probably what they would come up with! Luckily, he was not at all hurt. So someone got busy with an allen key and loosened off the tension in his SPD clips. Just after that, going up a bit of a drag, he had to stop and have a breather. He really did look exhausted but said he had energy and turned down offered snackerels. At this point it transpired the furthest he'd ever ridden before was 35 miles. Perhaps attempting to double that was a bit optimistic. Unless it's an audax, of course. Anyway, he was ok after a rest, and we all got back ok. We might see him again or we might not.