yACF to the rescue

[Basil]

 
About half an hour ago I was stuck in an totally irritating conversation here at work when my mobile rang.  Thank God!  Exit me from conversation.

I was being called by a member of this very group!  Except all that I could hear were noises off – could be cycling noises, walking noises or just simply fumbling through pockets noises – couldn’t tell which.

Anyway, thanks <identity withheld> <check your call history> you did me a great favour with your call error.
 

[jellied]

I still there's a market for a foot pedal device that when pressed under the desk will make your office phone or moble ring. perfect for avoiding those types of conversations...

[nuttycyclist]

I used to have my pager on speeddial in my mobile.   

I could put a hand in the pocket, hit the speeddial, take hand out and wait 30 seconds.    BEEP BEEP - "Call out, sorry lads, gotta go".

[Greenbank]

I don't need a electronic device to make my excuses for me.

I just apologise and say that I've got to be somewhere else or doing something else and don't have time for a chat right now.

[spen666]

I don't need a electronic device to make my excuses for me.

I just apologise and say that I've got to be somewhere else or doing something else and don't have time for a chat right now.

I pefer to say-

"I don't want to waste my life talking to boring gits like you -so sod off"

[Luke]

Anyway, thanks <identity withheld> <check your call history> you did me a great favour with your call error.

Anytime. 

I've been at Alton towers today. The sounds were probably me being thrown around nemesis (front row!) shortly after franticly cramming my mp3 player into the same pocket as my phone. 

[alan]

I've been at Alton towers today.

You should have called round here,about 30 mins by bike...

[clarion]

I've been at Alton towers today.

You should have called round here,about 30 mins by bike...

And a damn sight less dull, I'll warrant

[Basil]

I've been at Alton towers today.

Slacker!

[rogerzilla]

I was being called by a member of this very group!  Except all that I could hear were noises off – could be...just simply fumbling through pockets noises.

Hummers, then 

[chris]

I still there's a market for a foot pedal device that when pressed under the desk will make your office phone or moble ring. perfect for avoiding those types of conversations...

In my old job the 'office prat' would often call up for a chat whilst he was out on the road. He could talk for England and the only way to get rid of him was to ring the office number from my mobile and say 'sorry - got to go the other line is ringing'.

[tonycollinet]

I have - once - said "Im bored of this conversation now" and walked away.