Hmm, it seems I shall have to loose the Wahl on it, never mind Grizzly Adams, that trimmer could probably shave an actual grizzly. There are hipster beard emporia aplenty in London, but I don't pay for hair, that's what Mr Wahl is for. This seems principally so my wife can afford her £120 haircuts (seriously, what can you do with hair that costs that much?)
This could all go horribly wrong, of course, and make it look like I have face mange.