MrsC and I went for a meal out. I actually felt hungry, for the first time in a week, so we had starters and mains.
Hmm, 'potted crab' is usually, well, potted. Not a pate-like-mouse. Never mind. Bubble and squeak should be fried brown, not gently warmed. still, at least the poached egg was poached.
MrsC had orders a starter as main, scallops. They arrived looking slightly brown. She sliced one, looked confused. It looked uncooked in the middle. It was utter uncooked looking on the bottom. Cold in the middle. Not cool, cold. Embarrassed, in that English way, we called the waitress over. Back it went to the kitchen.
I'd ordered a mains salad, which was various grains, salad, enduki beans, halloumi (yes, yes, I know and I don't even have a hipster beard). While recounting tales of kitchen errors from my son I poked through my salad to realise with a sinking feeling that what I had was a pile of salad leaves and nothing else "excuse me, um, my salad, it seems to me missing, well most of it."
My salad returned and was very good. The scallops returned. Gently warmed. Slightly browned. ffs. MrsC loves seafood and couldn't bring herself to finish them. This was supposed to be a hot dish, served with some chips. Cold scallops and lukewarm chips on a cold plate.
We didn't get charged for the dishes and the staff were lovely. The chef needs a kick up the arse.