I don't listen to the radio much and I've no interest in the soccerball, so I probably do know more about the Royal Family than Danny Baker. Like Wow, I also have a beard, but – of course – mine is exceptionally tidy*. The mothership may have taken away my Thought Leadership, but I'm damned if they'll take the Tidy Hair.
I'm not entirely comfortable with a world where it's not the intent but the perception that rules. Particularly where that offence is vicarious, and often worn more as a symbol of someone's beliefs than actual offense. Mining social media for potential offence causing material seems to be a growth business (were I kidding, it's actually a service you can buy).
*A 1 cm trim every Sunday, and a shave around the edges every Monday and Thursday, tidy hair fans.