Watching various vacuum cleaner adverts and several things occurred to me...
What kind of twat has cream carpets, white sofa and a fucking black dog?
Dyson family must have a really skanky house. The floors are strewn with shite and the last time the stairs were dusted John Major was still PM.
Shark family have the biggest, most sterile living space but nowhere to store the fucking vacuum cleaner.
G-Tech bloke needs to get an agency to do his ads coz he's crap.
Judging by Dyson's advanced motor his cure for cancer should be just around the corner.
THREE HUNDRED QUID! Someone's taking the piss . . .