Author Topic: Caption It #1729  (Read 2009 times)

slope

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Caption It #1729
« on: 10 November, 2015, 07:05:19 pm »

Basil

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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #1 on: 10 November, 2015, 07:18:22 pm »
The Long Itchington skill share weekend.
Torslanda's great Grandad had a much easier job demonstrating indexing than is the case today.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #2 on: 10 November, 2015, 07:20:32 pm »
I'm sorry, Carruthers old boy, but if you persist in maintaining that the labour theory of value is "bollocks" then I'm afraid the chaps and I will have to blackball you.
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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #3 on: 10 November, 2015, 07:51:28 pm »
These small wheelers will never catch on.

T42

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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #4 on: 11 November, 2015, 07:24:52 am »
I say you fellows, it's really not done to stare when a lady rips her bloomers.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #5 on: 11 November, 2015, 11:50:08 am »
The CTC has always prided itself on being a forward-thinking, modern, cutting-edge club.

(My goodness, is that a sloping top tube! How very daring!)
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

slope

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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #6 on: 11 November, 2015, 12:06:45 pm »
"Now once the crank has been pulled orf, the bottom bracket makes itself available"

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #7 on: 11 November, 2015, 12:41:12 pm »
This is the lower sling swivel. And this
Is the upper sling swivel, whose use you will see,
When you are given your slings. And this is the piling swivel,
Which in your case you have not got.
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Jaded

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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #8 on: 11 November, 2015, 12:51:21 pm »
I say, is that one of those new fangled rear light jonnies?
It is simpler than it looks.

clarion

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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #9 on: 11 November, 2015, 01:18:05 pm »
This is the lower sling swivel. And this
Is the upper sling swivel, whose use you will see,
When you are given your slings. And this is the piling swivel,
Which in your case you have not got.

<not a caption> :'(
Getting there...

hellymedic

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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #10 on: 11 November, 2015, 02:11:57 pm »
This is the lower sling swivel. And this
Is the upper sling swivel, whose use you will see,
When you are given your slings. And this is the piling swivel,
Which in your case you have not got.

<not a caption> :'(

<not a caption>
Apt Googling and reading for eleventh November.

T42

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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #11 on: 11 November, 2015, 03:35:36 pm »
<not a caption either>

Fond memories of this:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Poems-Spirit-Action-W-Smyth/dp/B000MIQ5SG

Which in our case we have not got neither not no more.

Best thing to come out of Form 1.

Also  :'(
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #12 on: 11 November, 2015, 03:58:25 pm »
<Not a caption either>

I actually had cause to look up "Naming Of Parts" for a written assignment while in The Gulag and it sort of stuck.  Then I got let off having to finish said assignment after politely informing Counsellor Posh-Hippie that it was a load of old nonse.  The assignment, not the poem.
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slope

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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #13 on: 11 November, 2015, 04:37:14 pm »
Judging the Sunday CTC post lunch pint and Ploughmans' pants crapping competition

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #14 on: 11 November, 2015, 06:22:32 pm »
<Not a caption either>

I actually had cause to look up "Naming Of Parts" for a written assignment while in The Gulag and it sort of stuck.  Then I got let off having to finish said assignment after politely informing Counsellor Posh-Hippie that it was a load of old nonse.  The assignment, not the poem.
<Another not caption>
I've just looked it up, because of you. Vaguely aware of it before but don't think I'd ever properly read it. So much edumacationising on these pages.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #15 on: 11 November, 2015, 06:23:57 pm »
<A caption>
Some peeps are into the past, some peeps are into the future, but I prefer the present.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

slope

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Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #16 on: 11 November, 2015, 06:29:07 pm »
<A caption>
Some peeps are into the past, some peeps are into the future, but I prefer the present.

 :thumbsup:

Re: Caption It #1729
« Reply #17 on: 15 November, 2015, 08:54:11 pm »
<Not a caption either>

I actually had cause to look up "Naming Of Parts" for a written assignment while in The Gulag and it sort of stuck.  Then I got let off having to finish said assignment after politely informing Counsellor Posh-Hippie that it was a load of old nonse.  The assignment, not the poem.
Set poem at school.
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