Author Topic: Caption It #1195  (Read 2323 times)

Caption It #1195
« on: 18 December, 2012, 07:41:06 pm »
Working my way up to inferior.

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Re: Caption It #1195
« Reply #1 on: 18 December, 2012, 08:06:57 pm »
What an audaxer feels like when they bonk...
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Re: Caption It #1195
« Reply #2 on: 18 December, 2012, 08:15:19 pm »
Poor guy.  He was waiting for Basil to catch up.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

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Re: Caption It #1195
« Reply #3 on: 18 December, 2012, 08:57:44 pm »
The audaxer who got to the buffet after Teethgrinder...
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Re: Caption It #1195
« Reply #4 on: 18 December, 2012, 09:20:02 pm »
Teethgrinder's companion, after they found the restaurant was closed....
Not fast & rarely furious

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Re: Caption It #1195
« Reply #5 on: 19 December, 2012, 08:03:47 am »
Waiting for his Swedish lover.
It is simpler than it looks.

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Re: Caption It #1195
« Reply #6 on: 19 December, 2012, 08:16:37 am »
 :thumbsup:
Certainly never seen cycling south of Sussex

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Re: Caption It #1195
« Reply #7 on: 19 December, 2012, 07:49:56 pm »
Man, you left me for dead on those hills today...

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Re: Caption It #1195
« Reply #8 on: 21 December, 2012, 07:41:37 pm »
Piles KILLS

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Re: Caption It #1195
« Reply #9 on: 22 December, 2012, 08:42:57 am »
Piles KILLS

Grammar police alert!  :P
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Re: Caption It #1195
« Reply #10 on: 22 December, 2012, 09:07:11 am »
Piles KILLS

Grammar police alert!  :P

I can't see what's wrong with that - he's talking about piles, or being afflicted with them, as an abstract entity therefore singular.

(Oh well, anything to flesh out this caption competition I suppose ...)

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Re: Caption It #1195
« Reply #11 on: 22 December, 2012, 07:26:31 pm »
400km, made it to the Travelodge, and I felt like Death ...

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Re: Caption It #1195
« Reply #12 on: 22 December, 2012, 11:09:53 pm »
<Chris Boardman>

'The Tour de France is the only event where the contestants concume over 4000 calories a day and STILL lose weight!'

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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

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Re: Caption It #1195
« Reply #13 on: 24 December, 2012, 03:07:43 am »

Re: Caption It #1195
« Reply #14 on: 24 December, 2012, 03:22:46 pm »
Go ahead, say what you like, it's no skin off my nose.

... or "no skin off my fore" ... is an alternative version of the expression ...

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Re: Caption It #1195
« Reply #15 on: 25 December, 2012, 06:39:22 pm »
My room mate is such a boring twat - pro cycling is for morons