Well, this is annoying. Got a 'friend' request from someone called Jason, who I didn't recognise, but I do meet an awful lot of people so I sent a polite 'do I know you?' message just in case.
He just replied:
Dear, i must confess When I saw your profile picture,
i felt something very strong for you. It will be a
privilege to comment to the fact that you are pretty
Your lovely lips, pointed nose, and your spotless face,
your sweet and responsible mode of dressing. it
sooth something deep inside me while at the same
time, it stirs a romantic passion that can make me
forget everything else .So I decided to write you this
short mail to express how I feel about you. please i
want to know more about you.
My profile picture at the moment is a picture of my feet. From behind. Wearing odd socks. FFS.