Author Topic: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners  (Read 135517 times)

mattc

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #500 on: 23 November, 2020, 08:45:01 pm »
Smashing lockdown
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/man-fined-for-breaking-lockdown-to-smash-a-guy-s-face-in-in-france/ar-BB1bhlCJ?ocid=msedgntp
That is brilliant. Sounds like without the knife he *might* have got off lightly!

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #501 on: 24 November, 2020, 12:32:32 am »
This one's a long way from Florida man: An off-duty cop in Poland, setting out for a bike ride with his girlfriend, spotted a driver drinking beer while driving. The man was driving very slowly and having difficulty remaining within his lane. Cycling policeman managed to follow him home and arrest him. It was found not only was he way over the drink drive limit, he'd already lost his licence (it doesn't say what for). He faces a possible two years in jail.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #503 on: 27 November, 2020, 12:29:26 pm »
No more fucking in Austria

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/26/fugging-hell-tired-of-mockery-austrian-village-changes-name

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #505 on: 27 November, 2020, 04:14:09 pm »
No more fucking in Austria

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/26/fugging-hell-tired-of-mockery-austrian-village-changes-name

"Just across the border in Bavaria in Germany there is a village called Petting."

Sad, but looking on the bright side 'No news has yet emerged about possible name changes to the nearby hamlets of Oberfucking and Unterfucking.'
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #506 on: 27 November, 2020, 04:19:22 pm »
No more fucking in Austria

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/26/fugging-hell-tired-of-mockery-austrian-village-changes-name

"Just across the border in Bavaria in Germany there is a village called Petting."

Sad, but looking on the bright side 'No news has yet emerged about possible name changes to the nearby hamlets of Oberfucking and Unterfucking.'
And just across the border, they still have Wank, which even has a Wankbahn. https://goo.gl/maps/waf1sEsz2cziD72W9 (Can't believe no one's mentioned this yet. What is happening to this forum? ect ect)
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #507 on: 27 November, 2020, 04:46:47 pm »
It's nice to see elected officials with the guts to stand up for what they believe is right, even if they do get a little ham-fisted about it.

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Taiwan's opposition legislators have thrown pig guts and exchanged blows in parliament amid a heated row over the easing of US pork imports.

They say a recent government decision to allow the import of US pork containing ractopamine - an additive banned for pig use in Taiwan and the European Union - is a health threat.

The ruling party denies the charge and called for a return to rational debate.

It is not uncommon for brawls to erupt in Taiwan's parliament.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-55097091
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #508 on: 27 November, 2020, 06:01:39 pm »
And just across the border, they still have Wank, which even has a Wankbahn. https://goo.gl/maps/waf1sEsz2cziD72W9 (Can't believe no one's mentioned this yet. What is happening to this forum? ect ect)

I believe our laid-back Germany correspondent has reported on it previously.

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #509 on: 27 November, 2020, 06:03:27 pm »
And just across the border, they still have Wank, which even has a Wankbahn. https://goo.gl/maps/waf1sEsz2cziD72W9 (Can't believe no one's mentioned this yet. What is happening to this forum? ect ect)

I believe our laid-back Germany correspondent has reported on it previously.
Oh, it's definitely popped up on this forum several times – that's how I've heard of it – but not in connection with this bit of news. It could be symbolic of 2020 – no Fucking, only Wank.  ::-)
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #511 on: 28 November, 2020, 09:38:46 am »
Not chez les foreigns but here at home in France they're allowing the ski resorts to re-open but not the ski lifts.  :-\  This seems to annoy a lot of people.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #512 on: 28 November, 2020, 01:00:58 pm »
Not chez les foreigns but here at home in France they're allowing the ski resorts to re-open but not the ski lifts.  :-\  This seems to annoy a lot of people.

So the restaurants and bars where contagious disease can spread are open, but the lifts and pistes that are relatively safe (well, maybe not the big telepheriques) are closed?

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #513 on: 28 November, 2020, 01:56:47 pm »
Not chez les foreigns but here at home in France they're allowing the ski resorts to re-open but not the ski lifts.  :-\  This seems to annoy a lot of people.

So the restaurants and bars where contagious disease can spread are open, but the lifts and pistes that are relatively safe (well, maybe not the big telepheriques) are closed?

I think it depends on which market sector howls the most.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #514 on: 29 November, 2020, 11:06:56 pm »
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #515 on: 30 November, 2020, 07:32:52 am »
Or it's gone to Jupiter  :D
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #516 on: 30 November, 2020, 08:10:46 am »
And just across the border, they still have Wank, which even has a Wankbahn. https://goo.gl/maps/waf1sEsz2cziD72W9 (Can't believe no one's mentioned this yet. What is happening to this forum? ect ect)

I believe our laid-back Germany correspondent has reported on it previously.
Oh, it's definitely popped up on this forum several times – that's how I've heard of it – but not in connection with this bit of news. It could be symbolic of 2020 – no Fucking, only Wank.  ::-)

I've driven through it, and nearby Oy, both to much hilarity
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #517 on: 30 November, 2020, 08:31:00 am »
And just across the border, they still have Wank, which even has a Wankbahn. https://goo.gl/maps/waf1sEsz2cziD72W9 (Can't believe no one's mentioned this yet. What is happening to this forum? ect ect)

I believe our laid-back Germany correspondent has reported on it previously.
Oh, it's definitely popped up on this forum several times – that's how I've heard of it – but not in connection with this bit of news. It could be symbolic of 2020 – no Fucking, only Wank.  ::-)

I've driven through it, and nearby Oy, both to much hilarity

And I've hiked from Schloß Wengwies to the nearby mountain (probably the Wankberg though I can't find it on Google Maps) and slept overnight in the Wankhütte before hiking back the next day.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #518 on: 03 December, 2020, 03:05:15 pm »
Possibly not quite the strangest politics story of 2020 - Adolf Hitler has just won an election in <checks notes> Namibia...

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In Namibia, a certain politician named after the former German leader, Adolf Hitler has been elected as a local councilor for the governing Swapo party.

Adolf Hitler Uunona was eleceted with 85% of the votes in the regional vote to emerge the winner in Ompundja, a small town in the far north of the country.

Hitler confirmed that his father gave him the name after the German Nazi leader and probably wasn’t aware of his ideologies

https://www.africanews.com/2020/12/03/politician-named-after-adolf-hitler-wins-election-in-namibia/
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #519 on: 04 January, 2021, 09:53:03 pm »
Clearing snow , Kentucky style.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPWMluZdB4M    I'm surprised Kim hasn't molished one for dealing with back yard vegetation.....
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #520 on: 04 January, 2021, 11:23:25 pm »
It is disappointing that he hasn’t got garters for his socks.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #521 on: 05 January, 2021, 12:34:48 am »
Should have cleared a place for the meltwater to go, first.  Otherwise, step outside, put foot on the layer of ice, and fall on one's rump in white bathrobe.

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #522 on: 05 January, 2021, 07:29:38 am »
At least he was wearing a  visor
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #523 on: 05 January, 2021, 09:57:33 am »
And appeared to be drinking a beer.   It's important to stay hydrated when operating dangerous gadgetry,  keeps you alert to danger...
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #524 on: 05 January, 2021, 01:11:33 pm »
Clearing snow , Kentucky style.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPWMluZdB4M    I'm surprised Kim hasn't molished one for dealing with back yard vegetation.....

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