Author Topic: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners  (Read 135490 times)

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1000 on: 30 September, 2023, 05:15:55 pm »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66921563  "Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann denies using vibrating sex toy to cheat"   :jurek: :jurek:


Do we have a resident sexpert who could explain how remote controlled anal beads could be used to cheat at chess ?  Morse code ?

There seems to be a real buzz of excitement about this story. But as yet, I've not heard anyone explain exactly how one communicates via vibrating probe...

The toy could convey a suggestion for the player's next move: the square to move from followed by the square to move to. There'd need to be an agreed code for the letters A to H and the numbers 1 to 8. There may need to be a signal from the player (stop sniggering at the back), to request a suggestion.

Other ways of receiving advice during a game are discussed here.

rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1001 on: 01 October, 2023, 11:20:30 am »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-66737051

Japanese robot wolves.  They need frikkin' lasers, really.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1002 on: 01 October, 2023, 11:57:53 am »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66921563  "Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann denies using vibrating sex toy to cheat"   :jurek: :jurek:


Do we have a resident sexpert who could explain how remote controlled anal beads could be used to cheat at chess ?  Morse code ?

There seems to be a real buzz of excitement about this story. But as yet, I've not heard anyone explain exactly how one communicates via vibrating probe...

The toy could convey a suggestion for the player's next move: the square to move from followed by the square to move to. There'd need to be an agreed code for the letters A to H and the numbers 1 to 8. There may need to be a signal from the player (stop sniggering at the back), to request a suggestion.

Other ways of receiving advice during a game are discussed here.

Some kind of indication of a bishop or even a queen in your rectum could be very useful in a game.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1003 on: 21 October, 2023, 07:46:51 am »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67168388

"Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins"

It's ok mate, Tonight, Tonight wasn't bad.

IGMC
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1004 on: 24 October, 2023, 09:47:57 am »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67168388

"Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins"

It's ok mate, Tonight, Tonight wasn't bad.

IGMC


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"Leaving the rectory on Sunday evening, I saw numerous symbols of the satanic feast of 'Halloween' placed in front of our sacred grounds," he wrote.

I wonder which seminary he went to?  Halloween is actually a Christian festival.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1005 on: 24 October, 2023, 10:25:59 am »
Sort of. As he says:
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He added that in his view the modern tradition of Halloween had been conceived in a "heathen, contemporary world", as a counterbalance to the Catholic feast of All Souls' Day.
Bear in mind that pumpkins and dressing up as witches etc will be, in Czechy, an American cultural import. And in the previous quote from him:
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"Leaving the rectory on Sunday evening, I saw numerous symbols of the satanic feast of 'Halloween' placed in front of our sacred grounds," he wrote.

"I acted according to my faith and duty to be a father and protector of the children entrusted to me and removed these symbols," said Father Smejkal, parish priest at the Roman Catholic Church of St John the Baptist.
I wonder if the quotes around 'Halloween' indicate that he was using the English word. Maybe there is a Czech word, but clearly in his mind, there is an opposition between the Christian feast of All Saints Day and Halloween.

The really disturbing bit is that in his mind the local children have been "entrusted to" him.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1006 on: 24 October, 2023, 03:55:51 pm »
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"Leaving the rectory on Sunday evening, I saw numerous symbols of the satanic feast of 'Halloween' placed in front of our sacred grounds," he wrote.

I wonder which seminary he went to?  Halloween is actually a Christian festival.
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Yebbut Nov. 1 - All Saints' Day - is the festival, and Halloween is a sort of stag night for ghosties and ghoulies and knights that go bump in the jarrie.

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1007 on: 24 October, 2023, 05:09:22 pm »
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1008 on: 24 October, 2023, 05:16:06 pm »
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"Leaving the rectory on Sunday evening, I saw numerous symbols of the satanic feast of 'Halloween' placed in front of our sacred grounds," he wrote.

I wonder which seminary he went to?  Halloween is actually a Christian festival.

Yebbut Nov. 1 - All Saints' Day - is the festival, and Halloween is a sort of stag night for ghosties and ghoulies and knights that go bump in the jarrie.

Err.. not quite.  All Hallows Eve (Halloween), All Saints (Hallows) Day and All Souls Day are the three days (triduum) of Allhallowtide. 
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1009 on: 24 October, 2023, 06:18:53 pm »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67168388

"Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins"

It's ok mate, Tonight, Tonight wasn't bad.

IGMC

In a follow-up statement the priest admitted that he had a soft spot for Mudhoney.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1010 on: 24 October, 2023, 09:57:23 pm »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67168388

"Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins"

It's ok mate, Tonight, Tonight wasn't bad.

IGMC

In a follow-up statement the priest admitted that he had a soft spot for Mudhoney.
Now I want a "Trinkets and Baubles" T shirt but I'm 30 years too late.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1011 on: 16 November, 2023, 03:44:24 pm »
Quote from: Business Insider
  • A woman said she was shocked to discover that Alaska is not an island, and you can drive to it.
  • While Canadians were left baffled, many Americans said they'd made the same mistake.
  • Some people pointed out that Alaska is shown as an island on the US map, which causes confusion.

https://www.insider.com/woman-shocked-to-discover-alaska-isnt-an-island-2023-11
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1012 on: 16 November, 2023, 03:56:40 pm »
I wonder how many Russians think Kaliningrad is an island?
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1013 on: 16 November, 2023, 04:02:26 pm »
Maybe some Alaskans think they're on an island?
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1014 on: 16 November, 2023, 04:11:59 pm »
Maybe some Alaskans think they're on an island?
Sarah Palin probably does.
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Regulator

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1015 on: 16 November, 2023, 04:48:09 pm »
Quote from: Business Insider
  • A woman said she was shocked to discover that Alaska is not an island, and you can drive to it.
  • While Canadians were left baffled, many Americans said they'd made the same mistake.
  • Some people pointed out that Alaska is shown as an island on the US map, which causes confusion.

https://www.insider.com/woman-shocked-to-discover-alaska-isnt-an-island-2023-11

To be pedantic, Alaska comprises a number of islands (several thousand of them in fact)...
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1016 on: 06 December, 2023, 07:07:52 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/dec/06/venice-gondola-capsizes-tourists-canal


It's a bit chilly for swimming,  I doubt they'd want a cornetto afterwards.....
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1017 on: 23 December, 2023, 01:56:23 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/23/airbus-atlantic-staff-christmas-dinner-gastroenteritis-outbreak


Ooops! 700 people upchucking.   Someone will be getting a food hygiene refresher.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1018 on: 27 December, 2023, 07:56:30 am »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-67825635

Got fewer presents than your sibling?  Shoot your parent.  Yee-haw.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1019 on: 27 December, 2023, 08:11:59 am »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-67825635

Got fewer presents than your sibling?  Shoot your parent.  Yee-haw.

It took a bit of unravelling but from what I could see 14 year old boy shot his 23 year old sister (while she was carrying her 10 month old son) and was then shot by his 15 year old brother.  23 year old is dead and 14 year old is in hospital.  This is Florida so brother/sister/child relationships may be a bit blurred...

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1020 on: 27 December, 2023, 08:22:23 am »
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/dec/06/venice-gondola-capsizes-tourists-canal


It's a bit chilly for swimming,  I doubt they'd want a cornetto afterwards.....
It's France.  I can imagine a gallic shrug and a slightly pouty face.

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1021 on: 31 January, 2024, 04:16:16 pm »
Venice, LA has a new folk hero - the phantom faeces-flagger!

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/30/los-angeles-dog-poop-flag-venice-mystery
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1022 on: 31 January, 2024, 04:30:29 pm »
Venice, LA has a new folk hero - the phantom faeces-flagger!

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/30/los-angeles-dog-poop-flag-venice-mystery

That reminds me of seeing a similar thing in Saltaire, years ago - my favourite flag message was "Shame on you, clean up your poo". :D

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1023 on: 31 January, 2024, 04:37:17 pm »
Venice, LA has a new folk hero - the phantom faeces-flagger!

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/30/los-angeles-dog-poop-flag-venice-mystery

That reminds me of seeing a similar thing in Saltaire, years ago - my favourite flag message was "Shame on you, clean up your poo". :D

A few months back, someone in EH7 was drawing chalk-lines around pavement dog poos, in the style of dead body crime scenes.

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #1024 on: 31 January, 2024, 05:21:45 pm »
Venice, LA has a new folk hero - the phantom faeces-flagger!

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/30/los-angeles-dog-poop-flag-venice-mystery

That reminds me of seeing a similar thing in Saltaire, years ago - my favourite flag message was "Shame on you, clean up your poo". :D

A few months back, someone in EH7 was drawing chalk-lines around pavement dog poos, in the style of dead body crime scenes.
There's someone here that does the chalk circle thing too.
Doesn't last long in our climate.
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