Just back from the cafe where I enjoyed poached eggs, beans and bubble.
What I didn't enjoy so much was stepping on a paving slab, one of those, you know, special paving slabs that pivots about an axis which runs diagonally from corner to corner.
Douglas Adams has formally identified these in The Meaning of Liff, but I cannot remember what it is called.
Either way, when you step on a corner which is perpendicular to the axis, the slab tips up and sends a bidet-like jet of water all the way up your leg (remember, I'm wearing shorts) which then proceeds to run down my leg and into my boot.
Beaucoup merde.
I Blame the assholes who damage the pavements by parking their cars on them..