And a good day to you, Mr Lexus-Driving-Cunt! You've been tailing that pick-up for about five minutes, so why in the name of the Black Hills of Dakota did you wait until I'd pulled out, indicator blinking a-blink-o, before you decided to overtake said pick-up? With my right foot welded to the floor, I missed rear-ending you by about two feet, and because I was the one at the rear of the line, it would have been my fault. You didn't indicate, and your side windows were so heavily tinted that you wouldn't have seen a woolly mammoth bearing down on you. And that, Sir, is why I indicating wanking when I overtook you. Because you are a worthless ignorant snivelling fuckpig who, in common with many a Thoughtless Motor-ist I have encountered in the past 48 hours, have no idea what a fucking mirror is. I hope the polis arrest you for driving under the influence of Richard Nixon and throw away the fucking key. Twat.