What was the last film you watched?

[Wascally Weasel]

Sharknado 2
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That was masterful.  More Kim IRC Chat Film Reviews please.

[mrcharly-YHT]

There could be a website/series in this.

[mattc]

Is this being shown in the UK?

We do have cinemas over here you know!

Not may of them showing that film, unfortunately.

Really??

Maybe it's a region-specific thing [like DVDs] - we could see it at all 3 main cinemas in Oxford tonight.(according to something called "www.bing.com" anyway.)

http://www.bing.com/search?q=Three+Billboards+Outside+Ebbing&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IESR3N

[Jaded]

I checked (after the Oscars) for this weekend's showings and there was one a day in a cinema to the south of Bristol at a not too convenient time. I sort of expected it to be much more available than that.

Oxford is, of course, different. 

[Asterix, the former Gaul.]

I watched Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri last weekend. Probably my favourite film since Winter Sleep. For a start, it’s cinema at its most delicious and aesthetically satisfying. I thought I was in for a treat from the left-justified opening credits and cleverly composed shots of the billboards, and it lives up to those early expectations.

There’s much good acting and directing (Red’s physical movement fascinated me throughout, for example), the script is brilliant, and there’s just enough rough edges to make it all the more enchanting.

But it’s hard to explain why this film is so good. I guess it’s got something to do with the story being told so well, with the full range of cinematic tools expertly deployed on the spellbound viewer. It’s not a realistic story or realistically portrayed, and yet hardly any of it is jarring. It’s filled with crude tropes that no-one believes in and yet you don’t blame anyone for that. It’s probably evidence that even today there is no sure-fire method for making a great film. If you apply art you might, with luck, get a great film – but good luck distilling the trick into repeatable steps.

Is this being shown in the UK?

Maybe because is it a British/Irish film?  Not saying there aren't good US films, too mind. 

[Pedal Castro]

I watched 4 films on yesterday's flight and enjoyed them all, especially Elton John's appearance in Kingsman 2.

Kingsman, the Golden Circle: not as good as the original but overall very entertaining.
Atomic Blonde: end of cold war spy thriller, violent and sexy, what more could you want
Paddington 2: amusing light entertainment, even for adults watching without kids.
Death of Stalin: highly recommended on all levels.

[Kim]

That was masterful.  More Kim IRC Chat Film Reviews please.

Sharknado 3

Oh hell no...  (Contemporaneous IRC logs again.  Edited for clarity, chronology, particularly confusing typos and to remove off-topic rantage about a ridiculously convoluted software download process)

<kim> well, i'm going to watch 3
<kim> i'll take one for the team
 * REDACTED salutes Kim's valiant efforts

<kim> opening chainsaw and a seagull
<kim> sadly not together
<kim> the president needs him!
<kim> again, not the seagull

<kim> sweepstake, how long until the first shark?
<REDACTED> 5 mins

<kim> it seems that the key to getting past white house security is running
<kim> ooh, thingy's pregnant
<kim> i'm betting shark vs umbilical cord at the end of the film
<REDACTED> half-shark baby

<kim> fin's getting a medal for saving humanity from sharks.  twice.
<kim> and is being interviewed by what i assume to be assorted minor american celebrities
<kim> he's been awarded the Order Of The Golden Chainsaw.  because that wasn't a completely terrible idea
<kim> national weather service are on the ball this time, and his sharky sense is tingling
<kim> and....sharknado! (about 8 mins in, for those keeping track)

<kim> whoever thought that having sharks in that big pond thing they have in front of the lincoln memorial was a good idea should really be fired
<kim> see, shark just landed in lincoln's lap

<kim> cunningly the golden chainsaw award is fully functional
<kim> "where's this bunker?" "in the basement" "water flows down, this is a bad idea!"
* kim thinks . o O ( 10 minutes into the third movie and *now* you're invoking gravity? )
<kim> bunker was, predictably, full of sharks
<kim> sharks are invading the white house.   do you think this is where donald trump's phobia comes from?

<kim> the president just used the holy hand grenade
<kim> and the sharks just blew up the white house, independence day style
<kim> "looks like the rules have changed"
<kim> roll title credits
<kim> if it fits the pattern, the rest of the film will now be shit

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* kim thinks . o O ( is setting it at Universal Studios a cunning way to sidestep the effects budget? )
<kim> some minor american celebrities report that there's no sign of a sharknado there
<kim> i think we can imagine what happens next
<kim> (what happens next is a roller coaster advert)

<kim> meanwhile fin seems to have driven into a zombie film, and forgotten his chainsaw
<kim> oh, a 'fognado', to use the technical term
<kim> that explains the wind that blows people and sharks, but not his car
<kim> tesco value mad max stormchasers!

* kim thinks . o O ( don't try to justify it with SCIENCE, that's just embarrassing )

<kim> meanwhile, back at universal studios, it's still boring
<kim> oh, i retract that remark.  shark on the waterslide.  TBH, it's a shame they didn't think of that sooner
<kim> oh, she's dyed her hair.  that's why everyone's commenting on her hair.  fine.
<kim> i think i just missed a cameo by another minor american celebrity
<REDACTED> it's all minor american celebrities
<REDACTED> this is the Netflix poster [URL REDACTED]
<REDACTED> those are the top billed cameos, guy at the back is from Today
<kim> some of them are definitely in sharknado films

<kim> the sharknadoes could merge and form a sharkicane!

<kim> they're going to do something unwise with an aeroplane
<kim> one of the mad max stormchasers lost all his limbs and blew up their sharknado-proof RV with his chin
<kim> meanwhile, at universal, nothing is still happening

<kim> data point: USAnian motorsport is boring, even with sharks raining on the track

<kim> okay, so they crashed the plane in a lake at univeral studios and the only losses appear to be mad max woman's trousers (she's wearing extremely impractical underpants) and the spark plug on fin's chainsaw which looks a bit damp
<kim> i'm sure they'll find some WD40 to dry it off in the nick of time

<kim> was that jedward?  or random lesbians with cress on their heads?
<REDACTED> yeah they're in it
<kim> what, the chainsaw started just fine
<REDACTED> well done at recognising celebrities
* kim bows
<REDACTED> https://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2015/jul/21/jedward-saviours-of-sharknado-3

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<kim> sorry, took a break to do some random cleaning.  where was i?  oh, there's a sharknado at universal studios, and they've decided to shelter from it in the crystal dome
<kim> "next time we have to think these things through"

<kim> "we've got two options... the second one calls for several unclear weapons" "no way do we have the effects budget for that!" "well in that case we'd better call NASA, and assemble their hottest astronauts"

<kim> it's the hoff!
<REDACTED> well done on recognising the Hoff
<kim> wait, is he one of NASA's hottest astronauts?  they're really stretching it
<kim> oh, he's also fin's dad.  figures
<kim> "everyone knows the space shuttles are like me, retired"

[REDACTED is trying to free some disk space]
<REDACTED> hmm do I need a movie called Arachnoquake (2012)?
<kim> i think we saw that.  it was bad, but not ina good way

<kim> they've got a secret military space shuttle. it's hiding in plain sight in stock footage of the canaveral launch pad
<kim> they seem to have found a reasonably convincing shuttle simulator, but they're using sportsball gear instead of a space suit
<REDACTED> like the KFC one from Community?
<kim> more like the one in space camp
<kim> the sharknadoes are encroaching on the stock footage!  they're going to have to launch!

<REDACTED> is 3 the one with Malcolm In The Middle getting all his limbs bitten off one by one while he tries to press a button? or was that 2?
<kim> i don't know who malcolm is, but that happened to a minor american celebrity earlier
<REDACTED> you didn't watch Malcolm In The Middle?!

<kim> the sharks are falling on the shuttle.  that's going to cause tastless damage to the thermal tiles
<kim> but it wouldn't be a proper space camp homage if it didn't awkwardly reference a real shuttle disaster

<kim> the shuttle didn't work, so they're going to use the SEEKRIT space lasers
<kim> i think the space laser project is lead by a minor french celebrity
<kim> but first they need to have a moving fatherly moment with the hoff

<kim> hoff's done a spacewalk to fix the space lasers
<kim> they're lasering the sharknado
<kim> all the hammy extras look impressed

<kim> sharks in space!
<kim> laser chainsaw!
<kim> "how can they survive in space?" "how can they survive in a tornado?"
* kim thinks . o O ( we were all thinking it )

<kim> ...
<kim> that was too silly
<kim> what?
<kim> i can't even...

<kim> so, to summarise, the shuttle broke up, they got eaten by sharks, which they then rode back into the atmosphere, while at the same time thingy gave birth with her trousers on
<kim> once the shark landed, she cut a hole in the shark with her chainsaw prosthetic (she lost a hand in the last movie) and passed the baby out
<kim> and somehow the hoff is on the moon

<kim> the end.

[spesh]

Syfy - making Troma Entertainment look good since 1992

[Deano]

I want to watch all the Sharknados now, dammit.

And Kim, Malcolm in the Middle was very good. Worth watching - Breaking Bad's in it as the put-upon dad, but it's not your average US sitcom.

[T42]

Forgotten what it was called now but 1st ep of some Beeb krimi with droves of retreads from stuff already seen and a senior flic who has a B2C machine with a right-handed mobile panarello in his office.

[Torslanda]

T42 is possessed...

Either that or he's been hacked by a teen with a cappuccino addiction.

[Jaded]

We’ve found more showings of Three Billboards in Bristol. Hopefully going tomorrow.

[T42]

T42 is possessed...

Either that or he's been hacked by a teen with a cappuccino addiction.

The first bit is right: too much coffee.  I was off decent coffee for a couple of years because meds, am just getting back into roasting. And despair not, I still use the lever machine too.

>>> if that machine is a Jura the flic is corrupt.

[Samuel D]

We’ve found more showings of Three Billboards in Bristol. Hopefully going tomorrow.

Go!

I dimly remember there being cinemas in the UK, but that doesn’t mean they show the same films at the same time as everywhere else. Winter Sleep was either shown at a different time or never shown in the UK; I know because a friend tried and failed to see it on my recommendation.

[citoyen]

I find that the films I want to see are generally only on limited release. If I want to see them in the cinema, I have to go the one week they’re showing and tough luck if I’m not free that week or the screening times are inconvenient.

I was so keen to see Three Billboards that I made an effort to clear a space in my schedule. Very glad I did.

Multiplexes promote the myth of choice - yes, they may have 12 screens but fat lot of good that is to me if they’re all showing the latest Hollywood superhero blockbuster.

[Deano]

To Be or Not to Be

I've not seen it before, which was my loss, as it was magnificent. I laughed a lot. Not bad for a film knocking on for 80 years old.

[Jaded]

Those early Bond films can be quite fun.

[Kim]

<kim> it's saturday night, masochism night
<kim> must be time for...

Sharknado 4: The Fourth Awakens

<kim> i'm predicting laser chainsaws
<kim> and that it will be shit

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<REDACTED1> ah, yeah, lasers, got to be lasers.
<kim> okay, shark defeated by laser 45 seconds in

<kim> they've eradicated tornadoes with a plot device, so they've made a shark themed vegas hotel.  that makes sense
<kim> there appears to be a minor american celebrity with big hair driving a taxi
<kim> another minor american celebrity is singing the sharknado song
<kim> while various minor american celebrities do gambling things
<kim> thunder and lightning... thank fuck, i hate vegas
<kim> some people who may or may not be minor american celebrities are getting married on a plane
<kim> the tornado's heading to the shark themed hotel
<kim> i think i know what's going to happen next
<kim> chippendales.  they'll fix it
<kim> ...with a pelvic thrust

<kim> top tip: don't parachute into a sharknado

<kim> the shark tank broke and they leaked sharks everywhere
<kim> top tip: don't sail a pirate ship into a sharknado either
<kim> still, at least they've got plenty of swords
<REDACTED2> how do swords fare against sharknados?
* REDACTED3 squints
<kim> almost as well as chainsaws
<REDACTED3> wondering if I fell asleep while reading, because this is the shit I have weird dreams about
<kim> sharkberg!
<REDACTED3> have they eaten celine dion yet?
<REDACTED2> paint me red like one of your french sharks?
<kim> and roll credits
<REDACTED2> it ended with the pirate ship hitting a sharkberg and sinking?
<kim> *opening* credits
<REDACTED2> still, probably fits the rest of the film better than the end of The Prestige did
<kim> that's how sharknado films work.  it's amusingly silly, then the opening credits roll and you headbang along to the sharknado song, then it gets shit
<kim> don't get me started on The Prestige...
<REDACTED2> then they have to fill all the rest of the running time the budget didn't stretch to
<REDACTED2> and fit all those Z list celebrity cameos in

<kim> i just got a tweet from REDACTED4 that seems relevant:  "My model m doesn't fit in my bag, so I'm pondering adding shoulder straps to it, so that I can carry it around, and have what appears to also be a convenient weapon too."

<kim> i-can't-believe-it's-not-elon is accelerating the timeline for his mech programme.  they might need it.
<kim> enter the hoff
<REDACTED2> again?
<REDACTED2> is he a major recurring character now?
<REDACTED3> sharknados can't kill the hoff
<kim> AstroX rescued him from the moon, and now he's testing a faulty jetpack for them
<kim> only the hoff would remove his helmet in the middle of a jetpack malfunction

<kim> (there's some tedious plot going on)
<kim> april appears to be a full-on cyborg now
<kim> they're on a train
<kim> and the sharknado's heading for the hoover dam
<REDACTED1> sharks on a train?
<kim> i expect so
<kim> jedward!
<REDACTED3> ok, I'm asleep
<kim> shark onna train!
<REDACTED2> I'm surprised they did plane before train
<REDACTED2> or indeed space shuttle and pirate ship TBH
<kim> i-can't-believe-it's-not-elon is on a plane making star wars references
<REDACTED2> it's The Fourth Awakens, so that seems fine
<REDACTED2> is this the one with the cyborg fighter jet sharks?
<REDACTED2> (I'm not even sure if I'm making these up any more)

<kim> motivational speech time
<kim> and a cyborg april training montage
<kim> she's got a voice-activated swiss army hand ...with a lightsabre mode
<kim> "look, he's got his faults, but he got my dad off the moon, so let's cut him some slack"
<REDACTED2> GPWM

<kim> our favourite weatherman is back, explaining that regular sharknadoes are water based, but the one in vegas was a shark-sand-nado
<kim> hoff is explaining the difference between star wars and star trek
<kim> chainsaw store!  how convenient
<kim> "i need a chainsaw" "well, you've come to the right place..."
<REDACTED3> is there some metaphor about gun stores in that? or is that a little too scathingly political for a sharknado film?
<kim> yes, it was doing the gun store scene

<kim> tornado's reached an oil field, forming a....
<kim> anyone?  anyone?  bueller?
<REDACTED3> oh, I thought you were attempting a dramatic pause
<kim> well, during that dramatic pause the oilnado's become a firenado
<kim> "it wouldn't be texas without a chainsaw massacre!"
<kim> the firenado hit a substation and becamw a lightning-nado and it's heading for kansas
<REDACTED3> the writers room sessions for these films must be amazing

<kim> a lavanado activated in yellowstone!
<REDACTED1> meteornado on its way yet?
<REDACTED1> tsunado?

<kim> (boring plot scene)
<kim> i'm skipping the boring stuff involving a giant ball of twine and a wanky american car and such
<kim> cownado!
<kim> i sense a spin-off series

<kim> i'm also skipping a shitload of wizard of oz references
<kim> chainsaw-sword?  a chainsword?
<kim> the whole house has been sucked into the cownado.  this doesn't bode well for the woman in the stripy tights
<kim> there we go

<kim> oh, there was a hailnado too, but the effects budget didn't stretch to that
<kim> nuclear sharknado!
<kim> the nuclearnado is heading this way!
<REDACTED2> ...how is it nuclear?
<kim> nuclear power station
<REDACTED2> so... it's fuel rods?
<kim> look, it worked in The Core
<kim> don't quesiton the unclear physics!
* REDACTED3 snickers
<REDACTED2> it's unobtainium?

<kim> they're going to do something quantum
<REDACTED2> oh boy
<kim> to turn it back into a regular sharknado
<REDACTED2> quantum leap the shark

<kim> i stopped paying attention there for a moment, but top tip: don't fly into a nuclear sharknado in a wingsuit
<REDACTED3> does that include the hoff?
<kim> he's babysitting

[barakta is watching over kim's shoulder]
<kim> we identified some minor american celebrities!
<kim> to be fair, they were making lifeguard comments at the hoff
<kim> and looked a bit worn-out plastic
<REDACTED2> probably 'scripted reality' 'stars'
<kim> nahh, it's thingy and wotsit from baywatch
<kim> they're running in slow motion and everything
<REDACTED2> from sharks?
<kim> yeah.  slow motion was a tactical error.  they just got eaten by radioactive sharks

<kim> the sharks are getting recursive

<kim> hoff's doing old-fahsioned 80s style CPR
<kim> and cyborg april's made a defib out of sharks
<kim> fin's alive!

<REDACTED2> nuclear sharks?
<REDACTED2> or did they get quantumed?
<kim> nahh, they reversed the polarity and made them non-nuclear
<REDACTED2> good stuff, that's legit science that is, Doctor Who told me

<kim> the eiffel tower just landed
<kim> ...roll end credits
<REDACTED2> what, eiffel tower is 5harknado
<REDACTED2> which works better than 5ive
<REDACTED3> end credits?
<kim> i think it's a two-parter
<REDACTED3> post-end credits?
<kim> nahh, EOF
<REDACTED2> the post-end credits are another entire film>?
<REDACTED2> does that mine we get another 10 minutes of budget?

<kim> well, it was a shit film, but it totally held up
<REDACTED2> crocodilenado?
<REDACTED2> that's probably in 5harkado, they do go to Australia
<REDACTED3> if Mick Dundee isn't in that, they missed a trick

[T42]

I feel quite tired after that.

[Jaded]

Paddington 2. That was great fun.

[Kim]

<kim> okay, fuckit, completionism time

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming

<kim> oh, bonus franglais subtitles

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<kim> so.  there's a woman in a cave and she's found an ancient cave painting of a sharknado
<kim> and now we're in london, judging by the big ben montage
<kim> fin's meeting the prime minister.  think a low-budget bernard wooley
<kim> stonehenge!  where the demons dwell...
<kim> oh, the cave's under stonehenge?  i thought that was the A303
<kim> meanwhile the PM's got a secret batcave button in the top hat on a bust of winston churchill
<kim> ...which appears to lead to Q branch, where they're developing anti-shark weaponry
<kim> the druids fought sharknadoes in the past... and won
<kim> fin's activated a booby trap in the cave
<kim> "sharks, why's it always got to be sharks?"
<kim> they've found a skellington with a fedora and a whip
<kim> this is a pretty good shark-themed rehash of the opening scene from Raiders
<kim> they've cocked up the counterbalance, and stonehenge is going to blow!
<kim> the cave is flooding with shark-infested sea water. this seems hydrologically unlikely
<kim> uhoh, a sharknado has emerged from the centre of stonehenge
<REDACTED1> this is just earworming me

<kim> minor british celebrities!
<REDACTED1> ooer!
<kim> cast of good morning britain telling us not to fight, aggrivate, pet or feed the sharks
<kim> meanwhile april and suspiciously grown-up kid are stuck in traffic on tower bridge
<kim> at least that bit's realistic
<kim> she's using her cyborg strength to save fin's helicopter
<kim> (which has a shark where the top half of the pilot should be)
<REDACTED1> ......
<kim> "london bridge is falling down!" "it's not gonna hold!"
<kim> PM just lost his leg to a hammerhead
<REDACTED2> is it London Bridge or Tower Bridge?
<kim> tower bridge, obviously
* REDACTED1 smirks
<kim> but the kid's an american, and we can't expect them to get that right
<REDACTED2> that's more accurate than pretty much anything else, to be honest
<kim> they've comandeered a routemaster to escape in
<REDACTED1> this is what we'll be reduced to in a post-brexit world, funding the economy with sharknado films
<kim> they've rolled the bus in front of buckingham palace

<kim> PM is alive and hopping.  he's got a briefcase and isn't afraid to use it
<REDACTED1> already better than what we've currently got, then
<kim> oh, he's activated the rocket pods on the london eye
<kim> which has suffered an axle failure and is rolling towards big ben
<kim> april's gone after it, iron man style
<kim> the queen is trapped inside, as all entrances are blocked by sharks
<kim> "if the sharknado hits the palace it will be a devstanting loss, not just to the british empire, but to the entire civilised world"
<REDACTED1> ...what empire?
<kim> fin's persuaded the palace guard to stop standing perfectly still and fight for queen and country
<kim> he's leading the charge with the minute hand from big ben
<REDACTED1> XD
<kim> kid just headbutted a shark to death with his Q-branch issue shark fin bike helmet
<kim> meanwhile, fin's surfing a shark down the stairs of the palace
<kim> he's fished the crown out of the shark and is handing it to lady penelope.. "god save the queen"
<kim> ...and roll credits
<kim> (i assume she's supposed to be the queen?)
<REDACTED2> Pippa Middleton?
<REDACTED2> oh it's not a celebrity?
<kim> who knows, i'm shit at celebrities
<REDACTED2> unless Jedward?
<kim> they have distinctive cress on their heads
<REDACTED2> and come as a pair

<kim> aftermath of the sharknado.  queen's guard are now standing very still in ruffled looking hats
<REDACTED1> it's the little things
<kim> oh, the kid got sucked into the sharknado and they're tracking him via the shark helmet
<kim> he's heading towards holland
<kim> i sense a world tour coming on
<kim> nichelle nichols!
<kim> that's a proper american celebrity
<REDACTED2> I've stood next to her and been too nervous to speak and she looked at me in a slightly worried but sympathetic way

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<REDACTED1> ffs
<REDACTED2> hi [REDACTED1's cat]
<kim> hi [REDACTED1's cat]
<REDACTED1> I kind of miss when he was shit at being a cat

<kim> she's chairing a NATO meeting of scientists dealing with sharknados or something

<kim> fin's playing the "make the world great again" card
<kim> PM just hobbled in, persued by a sharknado
<kim> PM just got squished
<kim> they're escaping on the hindenberg XP3000
<kim> it's all gone a bit steampunk
<kim> it's flown into the sharknado and... oh the humanity
<kim> i think they're in the alps
<kim> skiing is being perpetrated
<kim> "i'm a lot of things fin, but i'm not a human helicopter"
<kim> "she's like wonder woman." "but shorter.  and blonder"
<kim> the hills are alive with a sharkvalanche
* REDACTED1 baths and beds to escape
<REDACTED1> nini
-!- REDACTED1 [~REDACTED1@REDACTED] has quit [Quit: ]

<kim> (boring sharkboarding montage)
<kim> swirly thing alert!
<kim> they're in sydney harbour
<kim> which is full of sharks, even without a nado
<kim> there's a certain novelty value to them having to fight sharks underwater
<kim> minor australian celebrities warning of winds in excess of 50 knots an hour
<kim> oh, there's a scret order of female freemasons who fight sharknados?
* kim thinks . o O ( sure, why wouldn't there be? )
<kim> sharknado + tanker of nuclear waste.  they're not even original any more
<kim> also, i'm fairly sure that the australian branch of the secret order is in crossness pumping station
<kim> which, confusingly, is underneath sydney opera house
<kim> which they've converted into some kind of anti-sharknado weapon with the help of a minor australian celebrity on a skateboard
<kim> they bungee-jumped into the sharknado and are now in brazil
<kim> where someone has nicked the mcguffin
<kim> ob car-chase
<kim> they've used the giant stone jesus to fling their car into the swirly thing.  and are now in italy

* kim thinks . o O ( i don't think that's the real pope )
<kim> the pope's given him a holy chainsaw
<kim> cut to minor japanese celebrities being eaten
<kim> the nuclear waste has mutated the swarm of sharks
<kim> i predict shark-zilla
<kim> fin's using his surfing knowledge to make a plan
<kim> the holy chansaw has a death-blossom laser mode
<kim> sharkzilla just hit tokyo
<kim> minor japanese celebrities are using pokéballs to fight the sharkzilla

<kim> (boring angst scene)
<kim> meanwhile in africa, the tornado has sharks chasing lions chasing gazelles.  it's a safarinado
<kim> (motivational speech)
<kim> back to stonehenge!
<kim> ...or possibly egypt.  sharknado vortex navigation is hard.
<kim> where the pyramid has a giant anti-sharknado laser inside it
<kim> jedward!
<kim> who are smoking weed in the netherlands

<kim> "i'll stop the vortex, you stop the tsunami"
* kim thinks . o O ( using that staff that looks suspiciously like a pharaoh nicked it from moses... )
<kim> april reversed her polarity to stop the vortex
<kim> her head's come off
<kim> fin's walking the post-apocalyptic ruins of the world with her head in a bag
<kim> and now his grown-up son has appeared in a humvee with a flux capacitor?
<kim> they've done the back to the future ending
<kim> "where we're going, we don't need a licence" *humvee takes off, accelerates and disappears in a flash* "TO BE CONTINUED -->"
<kim> roll credits
<kim> well, thank fuck for that

I think I'm safe until they make another one.   

[fuzzy]

Olympus has fallen

In the words of Jim Diamond- I shoulda known better

[Kim]

Olympus has fallen

At least there weren't any sharks in that one.

[Jaded]

Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri.

Well, damnit, that was worth going to. Not a lot in it you could predict, apart from the eponymous billboards. Lots of snickering and giggles, some wonderful lines. Plus an ending that you need to see. Violence, violence, it's the only thing that will make you see sense.

I liked the quote off the bookmark bit a lot.

[Wascally Weasel]

Olympus has fallen

At least there weren't any sharks in that one.

Thank you Kim for:

A) Watching the Sharknado franchise so we don’t have to.
B) Making it probably much more entertaining than the real thing.