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Oaky

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[HAMR] MARSH GIBBON!!
« on: 31 January, 2015, 04:36:53 pm »
So... sad individual that I am,  I decided to satisfy my curiosity about Steve's Marsh Gibbon visits by looking through each and every Strava track this year so far and counting how many times he passed through it.

Month by Month Summary

JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
Monthly Total25102501511*
YTD Total253560607586*

Daily Breakdown

DateMG CountMG Cumulative
01 Jan
4
  4
02 Jan
0
  4
03 Jan
0
  4
04 Jan
0
  4
05 Jan
3
  7
06 Jan
0
  7
07 Jan
3
10
08 Jan
0
10
09 Jan
2
12
10 Jan
1
13
11 Jan
1
14
12 Jan
0
14
13 Jan
0
14
14 Jan
1
15
15 Jan
2
17
16 Jan
0
17
17 Jan
0
17
18 Jan
0
17
19 Jan
0
17
20 Jan
0
17
21 Jan
2
19
22 Jan
0
19
23 Jan
2
21
24 Jan
0
21
25 Jan
0
21
26 Jan
1
22
27 Jan
1
23
28 Jan
1
24
29 Jan
0
24
30 Jan
1
25
31 Jan
0
25
February 2015
01 Feb
1
26
02 Feb
0
26
03 Feb
0
26
04 Feb
0
26
05 Feb
0
26
06 Feb
0
26
07 Feb
0
26
08 Feb
0
26
09 Feb
0
26
10 Feb
2
28
11 Feb
1
29
12 Feb
0
29
13 Feb
0
29
14 Feb
0
29
15 Feb
0
29
16 Feb
0
29
17 Feb
0
29
18 Feb
0
29
19 Feb
3
32
20 Feb
0
32
21 Feb
1
33
22 Feb
1
34
23 Feb
1
35
24 Feb
0
35
25 Feb
0
35
26 Feb
0
35
27 Feb
0
35
28 Feb
0
35
Marsh 2015
01 Mar
2
37
02 Mar
0
37
03 Mar
0
37
04 Mar
0
37
05 Mar
0
37
06 Mar
0
37
07 Mar
0
37
08 Mar
1
38
09 Mar
0
38
10 Mar
0
38
11 Mar
1
39
12 Mar
0
39
13 Mar
0
39
14 Mar
0
39
15 Mar
0
39
16 Mar
0
39
17 Mar
3
42
18 Mar
0
42
19 Mar
0
42
20 Mar
0
42
21 Mar
2
44
22 Mar
1
45
23 Mar
0
45
24 Mar
12
57
25 Mar
1
58
26 Mar
2
60
27 Mar
0
60
28 Mar
0
60
29 Mar
0
60
30 Mar
0
60
31 Mar
0
60
April 2015
1 Apr
0
60
2 Apr
0
60
3 Apr
0
60
4 Apr
0
60
5 Apr
0
60
6 Apr
0
60
7 Apr
0
60
8 Apr
0
60
9 Apr
0
60
10 Apr
0
60
11 Apr
0
60
12 Apr
0
60
13 Apr
0
60
14 Apr
0
60
15 Apr
0
60
16 Apr
0
60
17 Apr
0
60
18 Apr
0
60
19 Apr
0
60
20 Apr
0
60
21 Apr
0
60
22 Apr
0
60
23 Apr
0
60
24 Apr
0
60
25 Apr
0
60
26 Apr
0
60
27 Apr
0
60
28 Apr
0
60
29 Apr
0
60
30 Apr
0
60
May 2015
1 May
0
60
2 May
0
60
3 May
2
62
4 May
0
62
5 May
0
62
6 May
0
62
7 May
0
62
8 May
0
62
9 May
0
62
10 May
0
62
11 May
0
62
12 May
2
64
13 May
0
64
14 May
0
64
15 May
0
64
16 May
0
64
17 May
0
64
18 May
0
64
19 May
0
64
20 May
2
66
21 May
1
67
22 May
0
67
23 May
0
67
24 May
0
67
25 May
1
68
26 May
5
73
27 May
0
73
28 May
0
73
29 May
0
73
30 May
2
75
31 May
0
75
June 2015
1 Jun
2
77
2 Jun
2
79
3 Jun
0
79
4 Jun
3
82
5 Jun
0
82
6 Jun
0
82
7 Jun
0
82
8 Jun
0
82
9 Jun
0
82
10 Jun
0
82
11 Jun
0
82
12 Jun
4
86
13 Jun
0
86
14 Jun
0
86

* - In progress / provisional

This has been a public service announcement on behalf of the Marsh Gibbon Appreciation Society.
You are in a maze of twisty flat droves, all alike.

85.4 miles from Marsh Gibbon

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TGS

Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #1 on: 31 January, 2015, 04:40:46 pm »
A representative should be dispatched to their next Parish Council meeting to propose a "Marsh Gibbon welcomes Teethgrinder" signpost  ;D

http://www.marshgibbon-pc.gov.uk/meeting-dates/ A week on Tuesday.

Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #2 on: 31 January, 2015, 04:42:16 pm »
I would like to thank MGAS for taking the time to analyse the data and tabulate for public consultation.

Thank You ;)
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Kim

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Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #3 on: 31 January, 2015, 04:46:18 pm »
Funky!

red marley

Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #4 on: 31 January, 2015, 05:01:16 pm »
The MGAS may wish to be informed that an anagram of Marsh Gibbon is

So Mr Ab b nigh.

Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #5 on: 31 January, 2015, 05:04:40 pm »
YACF ride to Marsh Gibbon at some point? Timed for when Steve is passing through/stopping for sausacheeses.



Cudzoziemiec

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Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #6 on: 31 January, 2015, 05:05:35 pm »
Come on, everybody, it's Gibbon time!

http://youtu.be/Rs_38sXDLxQ
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Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #7 on: 31 January, 2015, 05:21:49 pm »
I propose a strategy and planning meeting here - http://www.theplough-marshgibbon.co.uk/
You're only as successful as your last 1200...

Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #8 on: 31 January, 2015, 05:29:15 pm »
Splendid.

Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #9 on: 31 January, 2015, 05:34:00 pm »
Wel, you say "Splendid" but I've just seen their selection of drinks...

http://www.theplough-marshgibbon.co.uk/food-and-drink/drinks/

Anyone for a glass of Drink 1?

And how about a plate of Dish 2 to go with it? http://www.theplough-marshgibbon.co.uk/food-and-drink/food/

You're only as successful as your last 1200...

Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #10 on: 31 January, 2015, 05:40:38 pm »
Fish and Chips on Friday though! Steaks on Saturday.

Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #11 on: 31 January, 2015, 05:59:08 pm »
Wel, you say "Splendid" but I've just seen their selection of drinks...

http://www.theplough-marshgibbon.co.uk/food-and-drink/drinks/

Anyone for a glass of Drink 1?

And how about a plate of Dish 2 to go with it? http://www.theplough-marshgibbon.co.uk/food-and-drink/food/



Wow. Free then…

Even splendider.

Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #12 on: 31 January, 2015, 06:00:41 pm »
 ;D  :thumbsup:
You're only as successful as your last 1200...

Oaky

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Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #13 on: 31 January, 2015, 06:03:15 pm »
They's got a burger for Steve though:-

Bobs Bostin Burger . . . . . . . . . £15.00

8no. x 4oz Burgers
24 onion rings
Bacon and Cheese
in a 14oz Bun
served with Chips
You are in a maze of twisty flat droves, all alike.

85.4 miles from Marsh Gibbon

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http://acme.bike

Aunt Maud

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Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #14 on: 31 January, 2015, 06:05:10 pm »
As I'm on the wagon, I'll have a glass of Soft Drink no. 2  and a packet of crisps please.

Hummers

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Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #15 on: 01 February, 2015, 12:05:54 am »


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Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #16 on: 01 February, 2015, 12:20:02 am »


H
^
Site for the re-launch of Time Team  "Ooh Aagh Tony! It's a late 20th century AUK bidon." is the pub open yet?
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Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #17 on: 01 February, 2015, 12:58:42 am »
The MGAS may wish to be informed that an anagram of Marsh Gibbon is

So Mr Ab b nigh.
Bash on, Mr Big!
Not especially helpful or mature

Mr Larrington

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Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #18 on: 01 February, 2015, 01:34:04 am »
That looks pretty marshy but the gibbons seem very well camouflaged.
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Pancho

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Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #19 on: 01 February, 2015, 07:17:33 am »
From wikipedia:
Quote
One of the two entries in the Domesday Book for the village is unique in having the only comment of any kind, namely "Graviter et miserabiliter"

Doesn't sound very appealing. But they've opened a pub since then.

T42

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Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #20 on: 01 February, 2015, 08:39:54 am »
Wel, you say "Splendid" but I've just seen their selection of drinks...

http://www.theplough-marshgibbon.co.uk/food-and-drink/drinks/

Anyone for a glass of Drink 1?

And how about a plate of Dish 2 to go with it? http://www.theplough-marshgibbon.co.uk/food-and-drink/food/



If they have a t-shirt we should get one for Steve.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

LittleWheelsandBig

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Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #21 on: 01 February, 2015, 08:45:20 am »
Make sure there is no alcohol in any photos. Those Prohibitionists are always checking for backsliders!
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Hummers

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Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #22 on: 01 February, 2015, 09:56:00 am »
Fascinating:

The village name comes from the English word 'marsh', describing the typical state of land in the area due to the high water table of the Aylesbury Vale. The affix 'Gibbon' derives from the family name 'Gibwen', the lords of the manor here in the twelfth century. In manorial rolls of 1292 the village was recorded as Mersh Gibwyne, though earlier (in 1086) it was known simply as Merse.

H

Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #23 on: 01 February, 2015, 02:07:07 pm »
Fascinating:

The village name comes from the English word 'marsh', describing the typical state of land in the area due to the high water table of the Aylesbury Vale. The affix 'Gibbon' derives from the family name 'Gibwen', the lords of the manor here in the twelfth century. In manorial rolls of 1292 the village was recorded as Mersh Gibwyne, though earlier (in 1086) it was known simply as Merse.

H

<The Meaning of Liff>

Marsh Gibbon (n): A condition affecting one's privy parts after spending all day in a well-Sudocremed pair of cycling shorts.

</The Meaning of Liff>
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Re: MARSH GIBBON!!
« Reply #24 on: 01 February, 2015, 02:16:16 pm »
<Meaning of Liff>

Does Steve like Clonmult, Sadberge and Buldoo with his sausages?