My son, and I have to say it makes me almost ashamed to call him that given what is about to follow, frequently enjoys for his breakfast a slice of toast with nutella and a slice of toast with marmite.
"So what?" I hear you cry, "Those are perfectly reasonable food choices!".
And indeed they are. Unless, of course, you take the two and make them into a nutella and marmite toast sandwich.
Where did I go wrong?