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Off Topic => The Pub => Topic started by: rogerzilla on 13 February, 2019, 03:34:21 pm

Title: Bridezilla
Post by: rogerzilla on 13 February, 2019, 03:34:21 pm

https://twitter.com/sturdyAlex/status/1095701112613683200?s=20

This a rather good.  I wonder if *anyone* will show up?

Title: Re: Bridezilla
Post by: Kim on 13 February, 2019, 05:55:42 pm

Looks like the heavier guests dodged a bullet dress-code wise.

Title: Re: Bridezilla
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 13 February, 2019, 06:07:03 pm

Disappointed. I thought you were inviting the forum to your wedding party, Roger.

Title: Re: Bridezilla
Post by: Phil W on 13 February, 2019, 06:12:54 pm

Oh dear!

Title: Re: Bridezilla
Post by: Jasmine on 13 February, 2019, 07:11:28 pm

Quote from: Kim on 13 February, 2019, 05:55:42 pm

Looks like the heavier guests dodged a bullet dress-code wise.

Almost worth bulking up to avoid orange suede pants and a green velvet sweater. But I'm not sure if that is better or worse than the insistence that guests 'invest' in (another) outfit that costs at least $1000, or else they will look 'like trash'.  Apparently the bride & groom are 'spiritual healers'.  If having your spirit healed turns you into this sort of self entitled asshat, I'll be sticking with my damaged one thanks.

Title: Re: Bridezilla
Post by: mattc on 13 February, 2019, 07:37:10 pm

Quote from: rogerzilla on 13 February, 2019, 03:34:21 pm

https://twitter.com/sturdyAlex/status/1095701112613683200?s=20

This a rather good.  I wonder if *anyone* will show up?

If anyone leaks the location, there may be a looooot of people ...

Title: Re: Bridezilla
Post by: Mrs Pingu on 13 February, 2019, 07:42:54 pm

Wow.


Also, are the lighter men just supposed to wear a hat and jacket but leave all their dangly bits out?

Title: Re: Bridezilla
Post by: Deano on 13 February, 2019, 10:45:33 pm

Wait, "we met at a psychic's desensitization chamber"?