OK peli, humour me
lie on your bed sat up with your back against the headboard, with your mobile phone camera primed
you can wear clothes if you want
now try to take a picture of your right hip, the side.
My small scar is on the side of my hip the long one goes from my 'hip bone' to just above my weiner schnitzel, you can't see the end of it in the picture
got it now