I made a thing...
From the department of fettling-by-proxy, the boards have arrived!
Silkscreen unavoidably dodgy in places, and I know I've cocked up the audio jack (drillings for the power input look dubious, too), but it's not bad for a first attempt. Phantasmagoriana will approve of the soldermask.
Annoyingly the 10k surface mount resistors are on back-order, which is going to limit testing. Should be able to get all the connectors and power stuff mounted and confirm that the voltages are in the right places, though.
ETA: Finding some of the bugs...
Most obvious, the large electrolytic capacitor that fouls the transformer on the POE board. Oops. A couple of harmless cockups in the silkscreen (T1 and T2 are for some reason drawn backwards, and I've mislabelled the pins on the IR receiver).
Not a PCB cockup, I appear to have bought RJ45 jacks in a weird metric[1] size. Will have to order proper ones.
The power stuff all works, as does the audio amp.
Further testing limited by R1 (which chip enables that fiddly little level converter directly above) being on back-order. I might bodge a through-hole one on there.