Last week, Mr Larrington switches his portable telephone back on after getting off the hairyplane to USAnia. Shortly thereafter it emits a tinny rendition of Jesus Couldn't Drum's "Wooden Chicken", indicating that I have a txt msg. It is from giffgaff, bidding me welcome to USAnia. "Hurrah", says Mr Larrington, "it would seem that, just like last year, my portable telephone is working in Abroad, where the FOREIGNS come from!" A couple of days later, he notices that it no longer has a signal. Buttons are pushed, options selected and deselected and the Internets consulted, but networks finds it none. This may conceivably be because there are none to be found while out in the sticks, but to continue doing it in Billings MT, which has a population in excess of 100,000, is beyond the pale.
A Total Prick on an Internet Forum suggested selecting "a network other than O2", thereby proving that he had not read the question, but I did not call the Total Prick a Total Prick as he was the only person who even bothered to reply. So in disgust I switched it off overnight. IN the morning it could not find any networks. So I switched it off all day. In the evening, in Kalispell MT (pop. > 22,000), it could not find any networks. So I switched it off all night and all day today.
This evening (Clarkston WA, pop. 40,000-odd when combined with Lewiston ID across the river) it has suddenly entered diplomatic relations with T-Mobile. I can only assume it was tired, or jet-lagged, or something.
Bah!