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Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« on: 18 June, 2016, 06:14:54 pm »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/36566477

Oh dear me. A doping culture, from the highest levels, that made Lance look like an amateur, has backfired. Here's the independent (PMS) RT take on it.
https://www.rt.com/news/347163-russia-athletes-olympics-doping/

Herr Putler is apparently not amused.
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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #1 on: 18 June, 2016, 07:07:08 pm »
Does that article include details of the mass theft of urine samples carried out by Russky secret service?

I'm surprised its only their track-n-field people who are getting thrown out; the rest must be very very nervous ...
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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #2 on: 18 June, 2016, 07:28:39 pm »
Does that article include details of the mass theft of urine samples carried out by Russky secret service?

I'm surprised its only their track-n-field people who are getting thrown out; the rest must be very very nervous ...

A massive case of taking the piss?
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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #3 on: 18 June, 2016, 08:41:45 pm »
Badam-TISH!
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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #4 on: 18 June, 2016, 08:49:34 pm »
Does that article include details of the mass theft of urine samples carried out by Russky secret service?

I'm surprised its only their track-n-field people who are getting thrown out; the rest must be very very nervous ...
One of the loudest of Putler's friends---er, I mean innocent sports(wo)men--- who are protesting is a boxer. It all reminds me of the Flo-Jo saga--retires as soon as out-of-season testing comes in. We're all clean now, honest, just don't let anyone else test us until the actual games. And to hear a Russian complaining about human rights!

Putin has got so used to playing Big Man in his own back yard he seems to have missed the fact that there are places he can't invade or send organised hooligan gangs to. It appears that the IOC, possibly for the first time in recent years, has discovered some honesty and integrity. I am guessing that the decades of bribery that were uncovered, along with FIFA, have pushed them back into line.
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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #5 on: 18 June, 2016, 10:51:07 pm »
I was thinking how pissed off they would be: if they get kicked out of the EuroBall becuase of the outside the field activities and got banned from playtime in Rio for having extra toppings.
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« Reply #6 on: 18 June, 2016, 11:56:23 pm »
Tell Roddy!  The Russians are coming, er, hang on...
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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #7 on: 19 June, 2016, 08:16:05 am »
They still can after all the drugs?
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight


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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #9 on: 21 June, 2016, 08:32:56 pm »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36581397

The latest bribe must have cleared.
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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #10 on: 22 June, 2016, 08:40:36 am »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36581397

The latest bribe must have cleared.
Some have been training outside of Russia - so the testing officials have been able to actually test them properly, without intimidation.

I think letting those (very few) compete is a way of sneering at Putin's complaints and I approve.
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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #11 on: 10 July, 2016, 09:25:40 pm »
Barring a last-minute appeal being won, it looks like only two Russian athletes will be in Rio (subject to final approval) - US-based long jumper Darya Klishina has been cleared to compete as a neutral, after 800m runner and doping whistleblower Yuliya Stepanova was cleared to compete last month.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/36757568
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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #12 on: 21 July, 2016, 03:12:52 pm »
Russian Olympic Committee: We can haz O Lympic participation, plz?
Council for Arbitration in Sport: DENIED!

Cue sounds of much Russian butthurt...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36855244
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« Reply #13 on: 21 July, 2016, 04:04:19 pm »
And meanwhile we had a Rooshun winning yesterday's Tour stage.  Wonder what The Man thinks about that :demon:
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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #14 on: 21 July, 2016, 04:08:36 pm »
And meanwhile we had a Rooshun winning yesterday's Tour stage.  Wonder what The Man thinks about that :demon:
Who already had a timeout for playing with naughty bits.
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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #15 on: 21 July, 2016, 05:05:23 pm »
I know what you mean, but to me, "playing with naughty bits" means something completely different. ;D :demon: ;D
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« Reply #16 on: 21 July, 2016, 05:14:33 pm »
And meanwhile we had a Rooshun winning yesterday's Tour stage.  Wonder what The Man thinks about that :demon:

Comrade Lo-Calorie Sweetener's misdeed wasn't part of a state-sponsored plot to Make Glorious Winnings for the Glorious Rodina and Show Superiority of Homo Sovieticus Glorious Slavs over Decadent NATO Sodomite Snipers... [cont. p94, the Commissars]  ;)

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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #17 on: 21 July, 2016, 05:18:27 pm »
I know what you mean, but to me, "playing with naughty bits" means something completely different. ;D :demon: ;D

Though it does take time out  ;D

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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #18 on: 21 July, 2016, 05:24:22 pm »
I know what you mean, but to me, "playing with naughty bits" means something completely different. ;D :demon: ;D
Becuase you got a dirty dirty filthy mind :)
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« Reply #19 on: 21 July, 2016, 05:24:49 pm »
And meanwhile we had a Rooshun winning yesterday's Tour stage.  Wonder what The Man thinks about that :demon:

Comrade Lo-Calorie Sweetener's misdeed wasn't part of a state-sponsored plot to Make Glorious Winnings for the Glorious Rodina and Show Superiority of Homo Sovieticus Glorious Slavs over Decadent NATO Sodomite Snipers... [cont. p94, the Commissars]  ;)

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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #20 on: 21 July, 2016, 05:48:21 pm »
<scribes another kill LOLz mark on the BABBAGE ENGINE:demon:
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« Reply #21 on: 22 July, 2016, 06:13:09 pm »
Looks like the entire Russian team us about to be made PNG at the Paralympics!
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« Reply #22 on: 22 July, 2016, 06:18:12 pm »
I guess that doesn't mean competing under Papua New Guinea's flag, then. :demon:
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« Reply #23 on: 22 July, 2016, 06:29:33 pm »
(Contemplates comedy potential of Russians in blackface trying to speak Tok Pisin)
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Re: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me...(pa russky)
« Reply #24 on: 24 July, 2016, 11:24:58 pm »
I know what you mean, but to me, "playing with naughty bits" means something completely different. ;D :demon: ;D
Becuase you got a dirty dirty filthy mind :)

You say that like it's a bad thing...
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