1. Hills can grow bigger in just four years2. Australian audaxers were surprised to learn that some postings on YACF are actually serious3. US audaxers are great company despite their reputation4. All it takes to create a monster is to give a middle aged Frenchman a red tshirt with the word 'security' on the front5. old people in green tshirts seems to be generally very nice6. Some YACF members are surprised to learn that some postings on YACF are actually jokes7. Asking for salt at a control can get you into trouble8. MattC And Manotea remind me of the old blokes from the Muppets9. Assos cream is proof of a higher power and should be rebranded 'magic cream'10. Danish boys seemed delighted to give me a tug when I was feeling droopy11. After 650k randonneurs loose all sense of decorum - which is my excuse for applying 'magic cream at Villaines just 2 metres away from a group of old ladies