I have decided to learn Welsh. It is slow going as it is as it appears, in some cases, to be strings of consonants. But what I can say is 'bore da, dw i chi, pwy wyt chi? Dydw i ddim yn bwyta cig a dw i'n ddim yn yfed cwrw, ond dwi'n mwynhau bwyta cennin' which I believe is 'good morning I am Lou, who are you? I don't eat meat and I do not drink beer, but I enjoy eating leeks.'