Pop quiz, hotshots. Which is the most important news story:
a. Pirates of the Caribbean Horn of Africa (Yarrr!)
b. Continuing humanitarian crisis in Democratic Republic of Congo
c. Global financial crisis bad enough that even the Japa-bloody-knees have noticed
d. Tubby bloke who dances like concrete toad resigns from so-called "reality" TV show
e. Werewolf discovered in Southend1
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I am this: fuming
(Fumes)
1 - OK, this one wasn't today