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Title: Caption it #1914
Post by: meddyg on 03 December, 2021, 03:08:28 pm
(https://i.etsystatic.com/12895085/r/il/c41fb5/3116295251/il_1588xN.3116295251_gxx9.jpg)

a seasonally themed caption competition . . .
Title: Re: Caption it #1914
Post by: Nuncio on 03 December, 2021, 04:32:43 pm
Out of the way please. There's a train coming through as soon as we've finished laying the line.
Title: Re: Caption it #1914
Post by: Jaded on 03 December, 2021, 04:38:36 pm
"Good Afternoon, I'm the Serpentine Customer Service Assistant. We hope you are enjoying your drowning this afternoon?"
Title: Re: Caption it #1914
Post by: meddyg on 03 December, 2021, 04:47:35 pm
"...and if you find any long or difficult words, you can always ask an adult ."
Title: Re: Caption it #1914
Post by: Lightning Phil on 03 December, 2021, 04:56:02 pm
Today’s word is asphyxiation.  Now dive down and retrieve the abandoned bike.
Title: Re: Caption it #1914
Post by: T42 on 03 December, 2021, 05:11:01 pm
The young Rasputin undergoes survival training.
Title: Re: Caption it #1914
Post by: Mr Larrington on 03 December, 2021, 06:12:06 pm
Couldn’t you have just gone to Dignitas, you little oik?
Title: Re: Caption it #1914
Post by: Wowbagger on 05 December, 2021, 12:29:50 am
"Hang on... Aren't you Priti Patel? Drown, you fucker!"
Title: Re: Caption it #1914
Post by: sprogs on 05 December, 2021, 06:13:20 pm
Because of his failing eyesight, Johnny Morris mistook Little jimmy for a duck, gave him a piece of bread, quacked loudly and retreated back down the ladder.