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Title: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Tim Hall on 27 April, 2023, 11:10:23 pm
I was going to post this in the "Science that makes you cringe" thread but had a change of heart.  Anyway, in the best manner of the IMDB goofs (bugger all of 25 people were interested in this), I was listening to a radio play the other day that I'd down loaded a few weeks ago. "Passenger List" by John Scott Dryden. A conspiracy theory type thriller in eight parts,  broadcast on Radio 4, first aired in 2021.

A plane goes missing on a transatlantic flight. We learn fairly early on it's a Boeing 737-800 and was purported to have been subject to a bird strike. So far so good. Then I winced, as the Barnacle Geese were said to be at thirty thousand feet. Off to teh intarwebs and get conflicting reports. There is a species of goose that flies over the Himalayas but thirty thousand feet is pushing it.

Then I do some more thinking and digging. A 737-800 won't be flying transatlantic (Heathrow-New York). I even asked a pilot, who said it theoretically could but you wouldn't want to. Something about the comfort of a single aisle cabin over long distances.  Listening a bit harder, they claim 256 passengers. Nope. Wiki-inaccurate says 189 if it's single class.

Then we hear a transcript of the pilot talking to Gander radio. She a had a fairly uneventful flight although ran in to some geese 200 miles back so shut down the "second left engine". Not on a 737 she didn't. It's only got two.

Oh, then there was the bit where our hero, who lost her brother on the flight, visits an engine test facility. The kind that drenches a running engine with water to simulate heavy rain and fires birds from a cannon to simulate bird strikes. They fire frozen birds. No.

None of these errors needed to be made. All it takes is a bit of checking. It was still a good story though. As the Boy says "Dad, I suspect you've given this more thought than the writers".
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Pingu on 27 April, 2023, 11:54:07 pm
I thought we already had a thread about this but I can't easily find it. Maybe it was in a previous lifetime.

Anyway, I posted about the seal (native to Scotland)/sealion (native to California) error in Local Hero  :demon:
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: spesh on 28 April, 2023, 12:06:49 am
Pearl Harbor - to save time going through the assorted inaccuracies, let's just say that the whole film was an error. :demon:
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Mr Larrington on 28 April, 2023, 12:38:13 am
I have probably noted before novelist Greg Iles' faux pas in claiming the US market Audi S4 was limited to 135 mph.  The one I got from Hertz in Phoenix in 2005 certainly wasn’t :demon:
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 28 April, 2023, 09:01:09 am
Then we hear a transcript of the pilot talking to Gander radio. She a had a fairly uneventful flight although ran in to some geese 200 miles back so shut down the "second left engine". Not on a 737 she didn't. It's only got two.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the Gander, ect, ect.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Ian H on 28 April, 2023, 10:13:13 am
What's needed is a willing suspension of barnacle disbelief.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Mr Larrington on 28 April, 2023, 10:23:49 am
Then we hear a transcript of the pilot talking to Gander radio. She a had a fairly uneventful flight although ran in to some geese 200 miles back so shut down the "second left engine". Not on a 737 she didn't. It's only got two.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the Gander, ect, ect.

Probably wise not to divert to Goose Bay (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CFB_Goose_Bay) under such circumstances.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: T42 on 28 April, 2023, 04:21:34 pm
Pearl Harbor - to save time going through the assorted inaccuracies, let's just say that the whole film was an error. :demon:

Same goes for Dante's Peak.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: citoyen on 28 April, 2023, 04:43:29 pm
Yesterday’s Independent crossword had this clue:

Axes cut perfect bars of metal (9)*

I worked it out but would have solved it much quicker if it had correctly said wood rather than metal.

I don’t mind crossword clues being tricky but when they make you spend longer on them than necessary due to this kind of sloppiness, it’s bloody irritating.

*Solution:
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Wowbagger on 28 April, 2023, 04:51:07 pm
Yes, that's seriously wrong.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: spesh on 28 April, 2023, 05:49:29 pm
Pearl Harbor - to save time going through the assorted inaccuracies, let's just say that the whole film was an error. :demon:

Same goes for Dante's Peak.

Volcano, which was also released in 1997, got more wrong IMHO.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Kim on 28 April, 2023, 05:59:21 pm
Volcano, which was also released in 1997, got more wrong IMHO.

A veritable classic.  A friend who used to teach geography claims it's her favourite comedy film.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Wowbagger on 28 April, 2023, 07:11:08 pm
I recall reading some rubbish fiction in which there was a solar eclipse and a full moon on the same day.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Kim on 28 April, 2023, 07:44:41 pm
This seems like a good place to mention Piggy's glasses.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Basil on 28 April, 2023, 08:09:59 pm
This seems like a good place to mention Piggy's glasses.

Tbh I've never thought about that.
Good call.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: citoyen on 28 April, 2023, 09:55:06 pm
That one's canonical.

See also: "Who's driving the boat?" (https://witterpedia.net/wiki/index.php/Who%27s_driving_the_boat%3F)
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Pingu on 28 April, 2023, 10:03:29 pm
The Cleaner - that was a tawny wol call and you showed a barn wol  :demon:
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 29 April, 2023, 09:20:15 am
And "Who shot Nice Guy Eddie?"
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Diver300 on 29 April, 2023, 01:50:20 pm
A old one was in Hart to Hart ( https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0597299/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0597299/) this episode, I think). Jonathan Hart uses a red phone box which has the normal payphone for the time in it, one of these:- https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jetZVISLXes/UmkY6G6PZlI/AAAAAAAABFM/FILBMIObtBc/s1600/Payphone_11.jpg (https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jetZVISLXes/UmkY6G6PZlI/AAAAAAAABFM/FILBMIObtBc/s1600/Payphone_11.jpg)

For those of you old enough to remember, to use those, the number was dialed, the connection was made and then money was inserted. The TV show had Jonathan Hart lift the receiver, insert money and then dial the number, which was physically impossible as a bar would prevent the coin going in the whole way.

Some American idiot had gone out of their way to modify a phone box to make it work like an American one and propagate disinformation for any tourists visiting the UK.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Pickled Onion on 30 April, 2023, 12:20:12 pm
On the subject of Britishisms, I was watching a supposedly British film with British actors in it the other day. It had a thousand errors and plot holes, but one that made me cringe was this: guy goes into a pub and asks for a pint of mild. Ignoring that he was in Portsmouth in 2002 (maybe it was a specialist pub), in the next shot he takes a swig and it's a pale yellow liquid with no head. Small thing, I know, but you'd think *someone* on the mostly British crew would have pointed it out at the time.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: T42 on 30 April, 2023, 01:16:55 pm
A old one was in Hart to Hart ( https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0597299/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0597299/) this episode, I think). Jonathan Hart uses a red phone box which has the normal payphone for the time in it, one of these:- https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jetZVISLXes/UmkY6G6PZlI/AAAAAAAABFM/FILBMIObtBc/s1600/Payphone_11.jpg (https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jetZVISLXes/UmkY6G6PZlI/AAAAAAAABFM/FILBMIObtBc/s1600/Payphone_11.jpg)

For those of you old enough to remember, to use those, the number was dialed, the connection was made and then money was inserted. The TV show had Jonathan Hart lift the receiver, insert money and then dial the number, which was physically impossible as a bar would prevent the coin going in the whole way.

Some American idiot had gone out of their way to modify a phone box to make it work like an American one and propagate disinformation for any tourists visiting the UK.

Ah, those were the new UK pay phones.  The ones I remember had Button A on the front and Button B on the side.  You put your 3d in then dialled, and when the other end answered you pressed Button A, your money fell into the box and your mike became live.  If you didn't get an answer you pressed Button B instead and got your money back.  Two things I remember as well: my mum grumbling when it went up to 4d, and going down a line of phone boxes pressing the Button B's in case anyone had forgotten to.  4d could get you a quarter of sweets.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Rod Marton on 30 April, 2023, 03:07:12 pm
I recently read a fantasy novel in which parts of the plot took place in the real world (Norfolk, Monmouthshire and London). From this novel I discovered that (among other things):

Norfolk is on the Channel coast.
It is possible to take a train from Monmouth.
Hyde Park is a long way from Prince's Gate.

Moreover, the birdlife on the Norfolk coast would have attracted every twitcher within 100 miles. It got to the point that, when one of the main characters is eaten by a crocodile (on the aforementioned Norfolk coast) I wasn't sure whether this was meant to be an intrusion of the fantasy realm on the real world or that the author believed that crocodiles are commonly found in Norfolk. To be fair, she is a New Zealander and can't be expected to have too much local knowledge, but there is such a thing as Google (even in far-off New Zealand).

I'm not going to give the title or author, to protect the guilty. Needless to say I didn't finish the book, and only got as far as I did as I was enjoying the unintentional humour.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 30 April, 2023, 03:12:47 pm
A old one was in Hart to Hart ( https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0597299/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0597299/) this episode, I think). Jonathan Hart uses a red phone box which has the normal payphone for the time in it, one of these:- https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jetZVISLXes/UmkY6G6PZlI/AAAAAAAABFM/FILBMIObtBc/s1600/Payphone_11.jpg (https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jetZVISLXes/UmkY6G6PZlI/AAAAAAAABFM/FILBMIObtBc/s1600/Payphone_11.jpg)

For those of you old enough to remember, to use those, the number was dialed, the connection was made and then money was inserted. The TV show had Jonathan Hart lift the receiver, insert money and then dial the number, which was physically impossible as a bar would prevent the coin going in the whole way.

Some American idiot had gone out of their way to modify a phone box to make it work like an American one and propagate disinformation for any tourists visiting the UK.

Ah, those were the new UK pay phones.  The ones I remember had Button A on the front and Button B on the side.  You put your 3d in then dialled, and when the other end answered you pressed Button A, your money fell into the box and your mike became live.  If you didn't get an answer you pressed Button B instead and got your money back.  Two things I remember as well: my mum grumbling when it went up to 4d, and going down a line of phone boxes pressing the Button B's in case anyone had forgotten to.  4d could get you a quarter of sweets.
Probably they hadn't modified a payphone, just mocked up a British phone box with a Usanian phone inside. (I'm presuming it was shot in a Hollywood studio. If it was a British series, then it's just weird, and not in a good way.)
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Kim on 30 April, 2023, 03:58:18 pm
Modification could be little more than a Mk 1 bit of gaffer tape to prevent the receiver depressing the hook switch.  Start a call, 'hang up', film the scene as per the script, remove gaffer tape.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Peter on 30 April, 2023, 04:45:33 pm
The film U 571 was a bit of an Enigma - or have we already had that?
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Kim on 30 April, 2023, 05:39:53 pm
Or that one where Alan Turing broke the Enigma code, in between bouts of gratuitous heterosexuality.  I forget the name...
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Tim Hall on 30 April, 2023, 07:32:38 pm
There's a difference I think between changing stuff to make the narrative work (for example putting the US Navy front and centre in the efforts to capture an Enigma machine) and plain Getting Stuff Wrong (using a 737-800 on a transatlantic flight where a 767 would be a correct choice).

I've not seen Volcano. Is it Bad Science to make the story work, plain Bad Science which if corrected would still have a working tale?
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Diver300 on 30 April, 2023, 07:46:38 pm
A old one was in Hart to Hart ( https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0597299/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0597299/) this episode, I think). Jonathan Hart uses a red phone box which has the normal payphone for the time in it, one of these:- https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jetZVISLXes/UmkY6G6PZlI/AAAAAAAABFM/FILBMIObtBc/s1600/Payphone_11.jpg (https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jetZVISLXes/UmkY6G6PZlI/AAAAAAAABFM/FILBMIObtBc/s1600/Payphone_11.jpg)

For those of you old enough to remember, to use those, the number was dialed, the connection was made and then money was inserted. The TV show had Jonathan Hart lift the receiver, insert money and then dial the number, which was physically impossible as a bar would prevent the coin going in the whole way.

Some American idiot had gone out of their way to modify a phone box to make it work like an American one and propagate disinformation for any tourists visiting the UK.

Ah, those were the new UK pay phones.  The ones I remember had Button A on the front and Button B on the side.  You put your 3d in then dialled, and when the other end answered you pressed Button A, your money fell into the box and your mike became live.  If you didn't get an answer you pressed Button B instead and got your money back.  Two things I remember as well: my mum grumbling when it went up to 4d, and going down a line of phone boxes pressing the Button B's in case anyone had forgotten to.  4d could get you a quarter of sweets.
Probably they hadn't modified a payphone, just mocked up a British phone box with a Usanian phone inside. (I'm presuming it was shot in a Hollywood studio. If it was a British series, then it's just weird, and not in a good way.)
IIRC, it was shot outside with London Tower bridge in the background. The phone didn't need to be functional for TV program.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: spesh on 30 April, 2023, 07:47:35 pm
There's a difference I think between changing stuff to make the narrative work (for example putting the US Navy front and centre in the efforts to capture an Enigma machine) and plain Getting Stuff Wrong (using a 737-800 on a transatlantic flight where a 767 would be a correct choice).

I've not seen Volcano. Is it Bad Science to make the story work, plain Bad Science which if corrected would still have a working tale?

Easiest if I quote how Volcano fulfils the Artistic Licence - Geology TV Trope:

Quote
California is a geologically complex place with many centers of volcanic activity, but most of them aren't anywhere near the Los Angeles Basin. The closest volcanic rocks are millions of years old from long extinct volcanic activity, and the Los Angeles area has no volcanoes active or even recently extinct, with no volcanic activity anticipated in the foreseeable future of human presence.

And of course, the La Brea Tar Pits are in a deep sedimentary basin associated with a transform boundary, and for bonus points, they are tar pits. The LA basin is also full of oil wells. Petroleum deposits cannot form geologically in the presence of volcanic activity anywhere in the vicinity; you can't have oil, tar, and volcanoes in the same place, period.

This volcano erupts only two products - volcanic ash and fluid lava. Deadly gas makes only a brief appearance and never on the surface. In reality sulfur dioxide, which even minor eruptions emit in quantities measured in megatons, is a NFPA Level 3 toxin.

There's also the scene where they block and deal with the main lava flow, they also sprayed water into the volcano’s vent directly to pacify it. In reality, if you tried to cool down a volcano, then you would most likely make the eruption phreatic1  or phreatomagmatic2. Which considering that these types of eruptions are a crapton more dangerous than plain lava eruptions, you would pretty much be asking for Los Angeles to be leveled by pyroclastic base surges.3

Things that are dropped on or in a lava flow don't sink. Yes, the lava is red-hot and yes it will melt metal or consume other matter, but despite being liquid, it is still rock and just as dense as that word implies. Ironically, the scene where Roark blocks the lava with k-rails averts this, as its shown that the several foot deep river of lava has enough mass to slightly push back the concrete berms and the fire trucks keeping them in place. Which it would, since it's probably several dozen tons.

The volcano in question also forms itself impossibly quickly when lava does break through to the surface full force, growing to full size in literally a handful of scenes. While a volcano may be quick when it forms itself, it takes at least a few hours if not a few days for one to build up to the size shown so quickly. This one takes only 12-13 seconds.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Volcano

1 basically, an explosion of steam
2 steam expansion causes the magma itself to explode outwards
3 this strategy did work during the eruption of Heimaey in Iceland in 1973 - enough seawater was pumped onto a moving lava flow to create a solid wall and divert the flow, saving the harbour, although unlike in the film, they had enough sense to not spray the erupting vent itself down.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Diver300 on 30 April, 2023, 08:02:09 pm
Modification could be little more than a Mk 1 bit of gaffer tape to prevent the receiver depressing the hook switch.  Start a call, 'hang up', film the scene as per the script, remove gaffer tape.
Having tracked it down on Youtube, I've found that it was mainly done with sound effects, so no phone call required and the foley artist in California having never been to the UK.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Kim on 30 April, 2023, 08:13:33 pm
There's a difference I think between changing stuff to make the narrative work (for example putting the US Navy front and centre in the efforts to capture an Enigma machine) and plain Getting Stuff Wrong (using a 737-800 on a transatlantic flight where a 767 would be a correct choice).

I've not seen Volcano. Is it Bad Science to make the story work, plain Bad Science which if corrected would still have a working tale?

It's about a volcano appearing in downtown Los Angeles, so definitely the former.  Also the entire cast (with the possible exception of the Dead Lesbian), along with the visual effects team, have no idea what lava is.  Pesumably because they've all had their understanding of plate tectonics, which you'd think would be above-average in Californians, written out in order to make the story work.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Kim on 30 April, 2023, 08:17:03 pm
Modification could be little more than a Mk 1 bit of gaffer tape to prevent the receiver depressing the hook switch.  Start a call, 'hang up', film the scene as per the script, remove gaffer tape.
Having tracked it down on Youtube, I've found that it was mainly done with sound effects, so no phone call required and the foley artist in California having never been to the UK.

That makes a lot more sense.  They're the people who give us dialtones when people hang up, the handbrake ratchet when people 'park' automatic transmissions, and that horse sound every time there's a horse.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: hubner on 30 April, 2023, 08:26:39 pm
People flying backwards up in the air after being shot with a gun, eg The Day of the Jackal.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 30 April, 2023, 08:43:29 pm
Modification could be little more than a Mk 1 bit of gaffer tape to prevent the receiver depressing the hook switch.  Start a call, 'hang up', film the scene as per the script, remove gaffer tape.
Having tracked it down on Youtube, I've found that it was mainly done with sound effects, so no phone call required and the foley artist in California having never been to the UK.

That makes a lot more sense.  They're the people who give us dialtones when people hang up, the handbrake ratchet when people 'park' automatic transmissions, and that horse sound every time there's a horse.
And coconuts that neigh. Which as we all know is completely wrong if it's an African swallow.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Pingu on 06 May, 2023, 08:43:56 pm
The Cleaner - that was a tawny wol call and you showed a barn wol  :demon:

Astrid: Murder in Paris - the same thing  >:(
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Mr Larrington on 06 May, 2023, 10:01:35 pm
Just watched Le Mans '66.  Christian Bale's dodgy Wet Midlands accent was just the tip of a very large iceberg :(
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Steph on 11 May, 2023, 08:31:07 am
I have previously mentioned the story I read some years ago where people living in Newcastle upon Tyne eat rutabaga and eggplant while their city is south of York.

I will also offer the scene at the start of 'Atonement' where the main characters are overflown by a Lancaster bomber.

And the 'Rough Guide to Normandy', in which the gliders that landed at Pegasus Bridge after being towed across the Channel by Halifax bombers (among other tug planes) were instead launched, presumably by a very large number of elastic bands, from the cruiser HMS Halifax, lying six miles offshore.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: mrcharly-YHT on 11 May, 2023, 02:52:23 pm
A book, where early on it graphically describes how the main character was present when a family were killed by a car bomb, and the smell of them burning meant he couldn't stand roast meat.

Later on, the same character is attending a barbecue, and the smell of roast pork makes his mouth water.

(yes, I know people change, but the timeline is less than a year).

Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: citoyen on 11 May, 2023, 03:36:31 pm
The Cleaner - that was a tawny wol call and you showed a barn wol  :demon:

Astrid: Murder in Paris - the same thing  >:(

But didn't you know that in televisionland *all* wols go twit-twoo?
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Pingu on 11 May, 2023, 05:12:52 pm
The Cleaner - that was a tawny wol call and you showed a barn wol  :demon:

Astrid: Murder in Paris - the same thing  >:(

But didn't you know that in televisionland *all* wols go twit-twoo?

And all frogs go ribbit.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Efrogwr on 11 May, 2023, 10:07:44 pm
"Snow white turtle doves" in a bloody tedious pop song in the seventies.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Beardy on 12 May, 2023, 11:23:37 pm
I’m watching some award winning cheese fest from Denmark about woodland elves. It’s entreating enough for a Friday night, but the island setting has island appears to have roads that are made of elastic, either that or the director is more concerned with narrative necessity than consistent journey times over the same route by different characters. Once might be forgiven, but every time someone sets of you’ve no idea if they’ll even arrive at a destination before people they left at their starting point.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: fd3 on 14 May, 2023, 12:41:16 am
For those of you old enough to remember, to use those, the number was dialed, the connection was made and then money was inserted. The TV show had Jonathan Hart lift the receiver, insert money and then dial the number, which was physically impossible as a bar would prevent the coin going in the whole way.

Some American idiot had gone out of their way to modify a phone box to make it work like an American one and propagate disinformation for any tourists visiting the UK.
Amusing, as in my memory of phone boxes (USAnian vs UKnish) the UK ones you paid up front (and had to keep mainlining coins every time you heard the beeps) and the US ones you couldn't put money in until you dialled the number - at which point you were told how many quarters to feed the machine.
So possibly less a "side of the pond" issue and more "not of its time".
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: JennyB on 14 May, 2023, 07:02:52 am
For those of you old enough to remember, to use those, the number was dialed, the connection was made and then money was inserted. The TV show had Jonathan Hart lift the receiver, insert money and then dial the number, which was physically impossible as a bar would prevent the coin going in the whole way.

Some American idiot had gone out of their way to modify a phone box to make it work like an American one and propagate disinformation for any tourists visiting the UK.
Amusing, as in my memory of phone boxes (USAnian vs UKnish) the UK ones you paid up front (and had to keep mainlining coins every time you heard the beeps) and the US ones you couldn't put money in until you dialled the number - at which point you were told how many quarters to feed the machine.
So possibly less a "side of the pond" issue and more "not of its time".


I remember "Press button A to speak. Press button B to get your money back."
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Tim Hall on 05 June, 2023, 05:51:07 pm
I was listening to a short story on Radio 4 Extra at the weekend, written by Roald Dahl, called Someone Like You.

A  brieft synopsis is the protagonist, a Not Very Nice Man, gets slighted by a Lady. To get his revenge he commissions a painting of the Lady by to a Top Painter. The protagonist is Very Rich and, we learn, a Top Picture Restorer.

The picture is duly delivered, depicting the Lady in a full length black dress. As he's a Top Picture Restorer he whips out some cotton wool and turpentine and starts dabbing at the black paint to reveal the Lady's undergarments. He then dabs some more to end up with a picture of the Lady in undergarments and showing her bow legs, which he then springs upon unsuspecting guests at a dinner party.

WTAF?

Now my knowledge of painting is restricted to mostly emulsion and non-drip gloss, but I'm pretty sure paintings don't work like that.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Basil on 05 June, 2023, 06:10:17 pm
Eh?
It's a Roald Dahl story.
You'll be telling me next that the BFG didn't exist and there was no giant peach.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: mrcharly-YHT on 05 June, 2023, 06:18:30 pm
I was listening to a short story on Radio 4 Extra at the weekend, written by Roald Dahl, called Someone Like You.

A  brieft synopsis is the protagonist, a Not Very Nice Man, gets slighted by a Lady. To get his revenge he commissions a painting of the Lady by to a Top Painter. The protagonist is Very Rich and, we learn, a Top Picture Restorer.

The picture is duly delivered, depicting the Lady in a full length black dress. As he's a Top Picture Restorer he whips out some cotton wool and turpentine and starts dabbing at the black paint to reveal the Lady's undergarments. He then dabs some more to end up with a picture of the Lady in undergarments and showing her bow legs, which he then springs upon unsuspecting guests at a dinner party.

WTAF?

Now my knowledge of painting is restricted to mostly emulsion and non-drip gloss, but I'm pretty sure paintings don't work like that.

Actually, that is how painting restorers work.

However, it takes a very long time, a small patch is worked on at a time, delicately removing one paint layer, then washing the solvent off before moving on.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Tim Hall on 05 June, 2023, 06:20:42 pm
I was listening to a short story on Radio 4 Extra at the weekend, written by Roald Dahl, called Someone Like You.

A  brieft synopsis is the protagonist, a Not Very Nice Man, gets slighted by a Lady. To get his revenge he commissions a painting of the Lady by to a Top Painter. The protagonist is Very Rich and, we learn, a Top Picture Restorer.

The picture is duly delivered, depicting the Lady in a full length black dress. As he's a Top Picture Restorer he whips out some cotton wool and turpentine and starts dabbing at the black paint to reveal the Lady's undergarments. He then dabs some more to end up with a picture of the Lady in undergarments and showing her bow legs, which he then springs upon unsuspecting guests at a dinner party.

WTAF?

Now my knowledge of painting is restricted to mostly emulsion and non-drip gloss, but I'm pretty sure paintings don't work like that.

Actually, that is how painting restorers work.

However, it takes a very long time, a small patch is worked on at a time, delicately removing one paint layer, then washing the solvent off before moving on.
But would the painiting of a dress feature underwear and flesh benneath?
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Tim Hall on 05 June, 2023, 06:24:14 pm
Eh?
It's a Roald Dahl story.
You'll be telling me next that the BFG didn't exist and there was no giant peach.
But it's not set in a fantasy universe, it's set in Real Life.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: ian on 05 June, 2023, 07:41:11 pm
I was listening to a short story on Radio 4 Extra at the weekend, written by Roald Dahl, called Someone Like You.

A  brieft synopsis is the protagonist, a Not Very Nice Man, gets slighted by a Lady. To get his revenge he commissions a painting of the Lady by to a Top Painter. The protagonist is Very Rich and, we learn, a Top Picture Restorer.

The picture is duly delivered, depicting the Lady in a full length black dress. As he's a Top Picture Restorer he whips out some cotton wool and turpentine and starts dabbing at the black paint to reveal the Lady's undergarments. He then dabs some more to end up with a picture of the Lady in undergarments and showing her bow legs, which he then springs upon unsuspecting guests at a dinner party.

WTAF?

Now my knowledge of painting is restricted to mostly emulsion and non-drip gloss, but I'm pretty sure paintings don't work like that.

Actually, that is how painting restorers work.

However, it takes a very long time, a small patch is worked on at a time, delicately removing one paint layer, then washing the solvent off before moving on.
But would the painiting of a dress feature underwear and flesh benneath?

They all do. It's all we can do to stop the French revealing Mona Lisa's brassiere the world.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: rafletcher on 05 June, 2023, 07:51:41 pm
I was listening to a short story on Radio 4 Extra at the weekend, written by Roald Dahl, called Someone Like You.

A  brieft synopsis is the protagonist, a Not Very Nice Man, gets slighted by a Lady. To get his revenge he commissions a painting of the Lady by to a Top Painter. The protagonist is Very Rich and, we learn, a Top Picture Restorer.

The picture is duly delivered, depicting the Lady in a full length black dress. As he's a Top Picture Restorer he whips out some cotton wool and turpentine and starts dabbing at the black paint to reveal the Lady's undergarments. He then dabs some more to end up with a picture of the Lady in undergarments and showing her bow legs, which he then springs upon unsuspecting guests at a dinner party.

WTAF?

Now my knowledge of painting is restricted to mostly emulsion and non-drip gloss, but I'm pretty sure paintings don't work like that.

Actually, that is how painting restorers work.

However, it takes a very long time, a small patch is worked on at a time, delicately removing one paint layer, then washing the solvent off before moving on.
But would the painiting of a dress feature underwear and flesh benneath?

Probably not, but it’s not at all unusual for original paintings to be overpainted at a later date.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: MattH on 09 June, 2023, 07:50:47 am
That featured in on of the "Tales of the Unexpected" episodes, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0717437/ . The premise there was that this painter's unconventional method was to build up from painting a nude, then underclothes, then fully clothed. Something about how this gives a more natural looking painting. It looks like it's available on daily motion or archive.org, (S2E10).
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Tim Hall on 09 June, 2023, 08:40:23 am
That featured in on of the "Tales of the Unexpected" episodes, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0717437/ . The premise there was that this painter's unconventional method was to build up from painting a nude, then underclothes, then fully clothed. Something about how this gives a more natural looking painting. It looks like it's available on daily motion or archive.org, (S2E10).

Ah. An important plot point that either (a) I missed or (ii) they dropped from the radio version.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Tim Hall on 09 June, 2023, 01:42:46 pm
That featured in on of the "Tales of the Unexpected" episodes, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0717437/ . The premise there was that this painter's unconventional method was to build up from painting a nude, then underclothes, then fully clothed. Something about how this gives a more natural looking painting. It looks like it's available on daily motion or archive.org, (S2E10).

Ah. An important plot point that either (a) I missed or (ii) they dropped from the radio version.
Bah. Missed that important bit on account of not hearing the whole story. I take it all back.

By the way, the story is "Nunc Dimitis" in the series "Someone Like You".  Four episodes are still available on BBC Sounds, including the brilliant "Lamb to the Slaughter."
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Kim on 09 June, 2023, 01:45:05 pm
I'm willing to bet good money that there are a several of paintings where items of clothing and/or vegetation have been added retrospectively, because Victorians.  Which is more than sufficient inspiration for such a fantasy.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Tim Hall on 09 June, 2023, 01:49:35 pm
Mind you, in "Lamb to the Slaughter" the lead character has just stuck a frozen leg of lamb straight in the oven to cook. I'd defrost it first.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: MattH on 09 June, 2023, 05:46:08 pm
By the way, the story is "Nunc Dimitis" in the series "Someone Like You".  Four episodes are still available on BBC Sounds, including the brilliant "Lamb to the Slaughter."

Thanks for that - hadn't spotted that series, so it's now in my commuting podcast playlist.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Pingu on 21 September, 2023, 06:51:44 pm
(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/ef71f351cb9d219f1b58ffd343b9ccbcdb2ce6c0/0_397_2835_1701/master/2835.jpg?width=1140&dpr=2&s=none)

That's a turdus migratorius (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_robin)  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: TheLurker on 21 September, 2023, 08:09:52 pm
Quote from: Pingu
[img width=640 heigThat's a turdus migratorius (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_robin)  :facepalm:
Corr bloimey that's orlright missis. It 'itched a lift on me 'at. When oi came back frum me cousins in the states. Doncherkno?
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: vorsprung on 21 September, 2023, 08:11:48 pm
(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/ef71f351cb9d219f1b58ffd343b9ccbcdb2ce6c0/0_397_2835_1701/master/2835.jpg?width=1140&dpr=2&s=none)

That's a turdus migratorius (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_robin)  :facepalm:

and it's stuffed

We've been doing the family tree and I am not related to Julie Andrews.
Gracie Fields, probably
Mick Jagger, possibly
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: liam_whippet on 21 September, 2023, 09:15:38 pm
"I can't get no ..... aspidistra ...."


"It's the biggest Jumpin Jack Flash in the world.."


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Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Pingu on 21 September, 2023, 09:23:37 pm
Quote from: Pingu
[img width=640 heigThat's a turdus migratorius (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_robin)  :facepalm:
Corr bloimey that's orlright missis. It 'itched a lift on me 'at. When oi came back frum me cousins in the states. Doncherkno?

Via Kent to drop off some bluebirds, no doubt.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Pingu on 22 September, 2023, 10:49:59 pm
"Snow white turtle doves" in a bloody tedious pop song in the seventies.

Could've been leucistic.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: Steph on 26 September, 2023, 09:12:00 am
(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/ef71f351cb9d219f1b58ffd343b9ccbcdb2ce6c0/0_397_2835_1701/master/2835.jpg?width=1140&dpr=2&s=none)

That's a turdus migratorius (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_robin)  :facepalm:

Yup. That has always made me cringe.
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: sam on 30 September, 2023, 12:36:48 pm
In Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, (https://youtu.be/I_HIIxbcGaM?si=nu23K3L1s9pnoux6) which I watched specifically in anticipation of recalibrating my Dial of Badness, Fleabag's sidekick Teddy asks if Indy knew the Wright brothers, because it's necessary to hit the audience over the head with how ancient Jones (https://youtu.be/we37yX3zpKA?si=5UIktaGNaI3CYSMd) now is. I'm not complaining about the setup though.

Quote
Teddy Kumar: Did you know the Wright Brothers?
Indiana Jones: What?
Teddy Kumar: The Wright Brothers. Orville and Wilbur. They invented the airplane, and they lived in Indiana. Wilbur was born in Indiana.
Indiana Jones: I'm not from Indiana, Teddy. And the Wright Brothers were born during the Civil War.
Teddy Kumar: Oh, I thought maybe you went to school with them.
Helena Shaw: Oh, come on, Indy. That was funny.

Wait a minute I thought, then stopped thinking because it was easier to google. And indeed, a middle aged Indy – born in 1899(!) – could easily have met Orville, who died in 1948; a young Indy technically could've bumped into Wilbur before he left this vale of tears in 1912. To make it worse, the Wright brothers were in fact born after the Civil War, though Wilbur, the older brother, only missed it by 2 years. But I can see that Indy informing Teddy the brothers were born during Reconstruction, which would've been more in character for a professor trying to educate a youngster, was never going to fly.

As for my Dial of Badness, (https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/?p=6077) I'm not saying the movie was in any way good, but the megahate for Waller-Bridge's character backfired for me. She wasn't so terrible.

Mr Nazi surviving this, (https://youtu.be/z1LQZG10C1U?si=Q5x5WwoutiDWV6Nh) while not an error as such, hacked me off more than was reasonable. If I wanted a roadrunner cartoon I'd head over to youtube.

(https://i.imgur.com/gMrZcqu.jpg) (https://youtu.be/QjHnWT_t7bg)
Title: Re: Errors that make you cringe
Post by: TheLurker on 01 October, 2023, 05:41:34 pm
Quote from: Steph
...I will also offer the scene at the start of 'Atonement' where the main characters are overflown by a Lancaster bomber.
Yebbut, there aren't that many Hampdens, Wellingtons or even Whitleys in flying condition (don't mention crap CGI, please) and as a piece of scene setting or era evocation for an audience more or less totally uninterested in old aeroplanes it does the job without being stupidly anachronistic.

Quote from: Steph
...gliders that landed at Pegasus Bridge ... were instead launched, presumably by a very large number of elastic bands, from the cruiser HMS Halifax, lying six miles offshore.
There's allowable deviation due to lack of the exact hardware, see above, and there's outright stupid.