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Title: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 10 May, 2013, 06:31:58 am
Not long now before I set off on my pilgrimage to Russia, and Salvatore is coming with me.

It's something that had to be done. St Zozimus was one of the founders of the monastery on the Solovetsky Islands.  And St Zozimus is patron saint of beekeepers.

À lot of Solovetsky and St. Zozimus is magical, mysterious, spiritual... just like a long distance bike ride. Combining the two, I'm fainting with excitement!

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-cZc9gUqmS7k/UYyEex8kz0I/AAAAAAAAToU/AIshJxzJhFE/s400/Screen%2520Shot%25202013-05-10%2520at%252006.21.43.jpg)
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Auntie Helen on 10 May, 2013, 07:09:55 am
Sounds fantastic, good luck!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: marcusjb on 10 May, 2013, 07:43:11 am
This looks like an amazing trip. I hope you both have an amazing time and I can not wait for updates and photos! Ride safe.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Chris S on 10 May, 2013, 07:48:06 am
Wow! Tailwiind all the way!

Have a great time.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: bobb on 10 May, 2013, 07:59:41 am
That looks epic!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: LindaG on 10 May, 2013, 08:23:34 am
Have a lovely time.

Zozimus eh? Perfect.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: loadsabikes on 10 May, 2013, 08:30:59 am
That looks like a fantastic trip, good luck and enjoy.
I hope the bees are doing better than here!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Ham on 10 May, 2013, 08:32:44 am
Gosh. Fainting? you must be buzzing with excitement.

Looking forward to the story and pictures
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 10 May, 2013, 09:30:52 am
Wow! Tailwiind all the way!
Oh good point!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: woollypigs on 10 May, 2013, 10:03:04 am
Have a great time that looks like a fantastic ride/route.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Hummers on 10 May, 2013, 10:14:09 am
Salvatore was talking about this trip the other day  8)

What a great adventure Els.

Let us know how you get on - I assume it will be blogged?

H
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 10 May, 2013, 10:25:32 am
Wow! Tailwiind all the way!
Oh good point!
And all the way back, please.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 10 May, 2013, 10:41:07 am
Let us know how you get on - I assume it will be blogged?
I might post on here while on the road, and I'll tweet #stzozi.

The blogging will probably happen once back.  I don't know, I always admired Deano who could post such wonderful blogs whilst on the road.  Don't think I'll be able to do that. But I'll touch base on here with updates on how Salvatore and I are getting on.  Don't think the walls of the tents will protect him from my night terrors, which I haven't told him about yet :).
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 10 May, 2013, 10:53:21 am
Let us know how you get on - I assume it will be blogged?
I might post on here while on the road, and I'll tweet #stzozi.

The blogging will probably happen once back.  I don't know, I always admired Deano who could post such wonderful blogs whilst on the road.  Don't think I'll be able to do that. But I'll touch base on here with updates on how Salvatore and I are getting on.  Don't think the walls of the tents will protect him from my night terrors, which I haven't told him about yet :).
But there'll be less and less night the further we go. The Solovetsky Islands are about one degree south of the Arctic Circle, so when we're there sunrise is about 1 hr 45 mins after sunset.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: keeks on 10 May, 2013, 12:16:13 pm
Fantastic, looking forward to the Pics and the posts   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 10 May, 2013, 05:36:37 pm
Promises to be truly epic.

There's not much about St Zozimus and what there is, is inconsistent. According to this site (http://saints.sqpn.com/saint-zosimus-of-syracuse/) he was born about 570 in Syracuse, whereas Bartleby (http://www.bartleby.com/210/4/091.html) says he lived in the 5th century and doesn't mention Syracuse. No one says anything about bee keeping! Which is a shame.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: mattc on 10 May, 2013, 07:05:40 pm
So go on - how far is it?

[ferry crossings don't count!]
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 10 May, 2013, 07:20:20 pm
Promises to be truly epic.

There's not much about St Zozimus and what there is, is inconsistent. According to this site (http://saints.sqpn.com/saint-zosimus-of-syracuse/) he was born about 570 in Syracuse, whereas Bartleby (http://www.bartleby.com/210/4/091.html) says he lived in the 5th century and doesn't mention Syracuse. No one says anything about bee keeping! Which is a shame.
Try this one: Bee Patrons (http://www.beekeeping.com.ua/html_en/zosym_en.html)
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 10 May, 2013, 07:32:09 pm
So go on - how far is it?

[ferry crossings don't count!]
3300km, thereabouts.  I was disappointed when I found out it was around the 3000km mark.  For a long time this area was un-googleable, so it was 'far'.  Now there is a limit, it's 'just over 2 LELs'. 

Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Tomsk on 10 May, 2013, 08:03:03 pm
Fantastic!!

Have a great ride Salvatore & Swarm_Catcher. Never mind the bees, though, what about the midges?!

Looking forward to hearing all about it.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Deano on 10 May, 2013, 11:44:09 pm
It looks amazing. Keep us updated when you can, and I'll look forward to the photos and reports.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Deano on 10 May, 2013, 11:45:12 pm
Do either of you speak any Russian?
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Asterix, the former Gaul. on 11 May, 2013, 07:34:38 am
Have a great time and mind you beehive yourself.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 11 May, 2013, 07:36:11 am
Do either of you speak any Russian?
I got really into learning Russian for a while, but then these last 6 weeks, I've had less time and all my knowledge seems to have evaporated.  I might do a bit of cramming before we go.  Salvatore has been learning also.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Hot Flatus on 11 May, 2013, 07:38:37 am
Amazing!

Its 27 years since I went to Russia, well the Soviet Union. Would love to go back.

Have an epic odyssey!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: woollypigs on 11 May, 2013, 11:34:21 am
Vodka is all you need to know and respect. The stuff in Finland and Russia do taste so much better than here but also kick more. great door opener if you drink some with some.

What time of year are you in Sweden, Finland Russia ? I'm sure that all three countries would suffer from the same - BB's in their millions !

BB's=Biting Bastards (http://www.woollypigs.com/2010/07/biting-bastards/) !!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Andrij on 11 May, 2013, 12:00:04 pm
Wow, what a fantastic trip!  Bon voyage!  Счастливого пути!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Hummers on 12 May, 2013, 08:21:48 am
Hold on a minute, aren't we forgetting something of vital importance here  >:(

Two chums, leaving for foreign climes, yet in two pages of Bon Voyage, we have not even mentioned a beer related send off WHATSOEVER.  :o

I find that quite disturbing and have decided something must be done about it.  :smug:

H
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 12 May, 2013, 11:01:34 am
Hold on a minute, aren't we forgetting something of vital importance here  >:(

Two chums, leaving for foreign climes, yet in two pages of Bon Voyage, we have not even mentioned a beer related send off WHATSOEVER.  :o

I find that quite disturbing and have decided something must be done about it.  :smug:

H

Shouldn't that be "two pages of доброго пути"?
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: arabella on 12 May, 2013, 03:33:22 pm
gobsmacked and envious.  sounds fantastic, wish I was coming too. 
I look forward to loads of vicarious satisfaction.

edit: on closer look at the map I've got as far as Stockholm previously:
along the coasts from Brugge then eventually across to Amsterdam then Meppel - Leer - Hamburg - Puttgarten-Rodbyhaven to Copenhagen then ferry to Malmo and actually up to Goteborg.  Next year, back again to Goteborg and across to Stockholm.  Whereat we turned back to Oslo.
I think the year after I was preggers.  In 5 and a bit years offspring will both have left school ...
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: hellymedic on 13 May, 2013, 09:56:30 am
Have a wonderful trip! Use loads of locally sourced insect repellant and don't forget bedtimes!
When it doesn't get dark at night, it's easy to forget to rest and cycle-tourists still need rest!

There again. having the morning sun blazing into the tent at 02.30 is rather special...
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Hummers on 13 May, 2013, 10:21:41 am
Beer alert (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=71492.0) for the Thursday before hand  :thumbsup:

H
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: LEE on 13 May, 2013, 10:25:53 am
Darn it!  Birthday plans scupper that superb send-off idea but will try to make the "Welcome Back" beer and look forward to some excellent Blogs and photos.

Bon Voyage/Bon Journee you two.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Charlotte on 13 May, 2013, 11:47:52 am
Wow - you two are clearly just a little bit crazy. 

I shall look forward to watching Mr Hummerstone dispensing his usual hop-based medication to you both at the Fox and hearing all about your plans!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Pete Mas on 13 May, 2013, 12:32:11 pm
Looking forward to following  your progress (both), and viewing the photos.  8)

Sorry cant make the drink.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: LiamFitz on 13 May, 2013, 01:07:17 pm
If you are going through Copenhagen - when do you think you'll be there?  As I seem to spend most of my life in the area at the moment I'd love to hook up for dinner if we're there at the same time....

Liam
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 13 May, 2013, 02:18:02 pm
Promises to be truly epic.

There's not much about St Zozimus and what there is, is inconsistent. According to this site (http://saints.sqpn.com/saint-zosimus-of-syracuse/) he was born about 570 in Syracuse, whereas Bartleby (http://www.bartleby.com/210/4/091.html) says he lived in the 5th century and doesn't mention Syracuse. No one says anything about bee keeping! Which is a shame.
Try this one: Bee Patrons (http://www.beekeeping.com.ua/html_en/zosym_en.html)
If nothing else, that site explains why Andrij might get a bee in his bonnet!

That's my coat, the hi-viz with black stripes...
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: RideHard on 13 May, 2013, 04:43:24 pm
Fantastic!!

Have a great ride Salvatore & Swarm_Catcher. Never mind the bees, though, what about the midges?!

Looking forward to hearing all about it.

Sound a wonderful NorthSea cycle expedition, have fun & look forward to the blogs
And all those beers... may the wind, be always at your backs;)
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Canardly on 13 May, 2013, 08:32:36 pm
Blimey. All the best you two, take care.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 13 May, 2013, 09:05:12 pm
If you are going through Copenhagen - when do you think you'll be there?  As I seem to spend most of my life in the area at the moment I'd love to hook up for dinner if we're there at the same time....

Liam
Hi Liam,
We'll be in the Copenhagen area on day 7, Sat 1st June.  Let me know if your there, then I can look at changing the route somewhat.  It would be great if this worked out, even if it was lunch!
Els
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Charlie Boy on 14 May, 2013, 02:24:34 pm
Wow! Came across this quite by chance. What a wondeful trip. It sounds fantastic and can't wait to see photos / blogs etc

Bonne route!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: LadyVet on 15 May, 2013, 06:09:20 pm
Wow! Came across this quite by chance. What a wondeful trip. It sounds fantastic and can't wait to see photos / blogs etc

Bonne route!
+1 to the above from Charlie; came upon this by chance (OK, when I saw beer send off mentioned by Hummers  ;)).

Good luck and hope you both have a super adventure  :thumbsup:
Margaret
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: LindaG on 16 May, 2013, 11:28:00 am
I bet the photos are epic. Happy travels!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: peevafred on 21 May, 2013, 09:33:07 pm
Hold on a minute, aren't we forgetting something of vital importance here  >:(

Two chums, leaving for foreign climes, yet in two pages of Bon Voyage, we have not even mentioned a beer related send off WHATSOEVER.  :o

I find that quite disturbing and have decided something must be done about it.  :smug:

H

Shouldn't that be "two pages of доброго пути"?

A good journey it should be "Die Buk".I used to visit Solovetsky Island  a couple of times in the summer months it is a very special place ,you will find it very interesting and the monestary  used to be a gulag! If you get the chance to stop over in Archangel you will have a good time and the peeva is great.zhaliyu vam schastya good luck
peevafred
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 22 May, 2013, 11:44:11 am
a very special place
That's the sense I get.  We're going via Kem, so Archangel will be for another day.

It's not going to be a randonee nor a holiday.  It's a pilgrimage.

Here is what Pavel Florensky had to say about Kem:

Pavel Florensky
October 13, 1934
Kem' is a disgusting city. Dirt everywhere, all grey, dull, sad, can't think of anything worse.


Please don't burst my bubble with 21th century reality checks  ;)
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Wowbagger on 22 May, 2013, 11:58:15 am
Obscure factette: there was a chess tournament in Archangel in 1954 in which two players demonstrated an error in Reuben Fine's "Practical Chess Endings". Some 45 years later in the County Championship 3rd Team Semifinal between Warks and Essex, I managed to demonstrate the same error, although I was completely unaware of the fact at the time.

My drawing of that game whilst, effectively, two pawns down won the match for Essex and we went on to beat Devon in the final.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: peevafred on 22 May, 2013, 06:21:15 pm
a very special place
That's the sense I get.  We're going via Kem, so Archangel will be for another day.

It's not going to be a randonee nor a holiday.  It's a pilgrimage.

Here is what Pavel Florensky had to say about Kem:

Pavel Florensky
October 13, 1934
Kem' is a disgusting city. Dirt everywhere, all grey, dull, sad, can't think of anything worse.


Please don't burst my bubble with 21th century reality checks  ;)

Your bubble won't be burst.The whole area of is very interesting and you will meet interesting people who will be only too pleased to show you around . The coast of the White Sea (bela morya) is called Pomorye and the people Pomors . Although they are sometimes called treski yedi (cod eaters).The wooden houses and churches have been there for a few  hundred years and are still in use. You should see Birch bark items and carvings(Shemogods) The Russian for Birch Bark is beresta I,m sorry that I am not computer savvy enough to get the Russian alphabet up.
You will have a very interesting time. O and did I mention the beer :D :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 23 May, 2013, 01:45:53 pm
All ready to go.

What have I forgotten? (I *always* forget something.)

(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5324/8790708253_ddd1d09deb_m.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnspooner/8790708253/)
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: hellymedic on 23 May, 2013, 02:02:19 pm
I am given to understand Scandinavian insect repellents, though pricy, are better than those bought in the UK.
I had sunburn north of the Arctic Circle, be warned!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Nuncio on 23 May, 2013, 02:08:11 pm
Pump? Toothpaste? Visa? Keys for when you get back home? To turn the oven off?  To tell the bank you're going to be taking money out of cashpoints in foreign climes? To tell the National Library of Ireland to do their own photo research for a while? Sudocreme/Conotrane?  Brooks tension adjustment thing? Spare SD cards (or equivalent) for camera? First aid kit?  Russian/Finnish/Swedish/Danish phrase books? To cancel gym membership? Passport? Spoke key?  Water purifying tablets? Flapjack?
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 23 May, 2013, 02:23:02 pm
Pump? Toothpaste? Visa? Keys for when you get back home? To turn the oven off?  To tell the bank you're going to be taking money out of cashpoints in foreign climes? To tell the National Library of Ireland to do their own photo research for a while? Sudocreme/Conotrane?  Brooks tension adjustment thing? Spare SD cards (or equivalent) for camera? First aid kit?  Russian/Finnish/Swedish/Danish phrase books? To cancel gym membership? Passport? Spoke key?  Water purifying tablets? Flapjack?
No, it's none of those. Els has my passport with a shiny Russian visa (or so I am led to believe).

And in contrast to recent trips, this time I *have* packed tent poles, headtorch, trousers, toothbrush and wherewithal for making coffee.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 23 May, 2013, 02:26:24 pm
Jars of honey to distribute to inhabitants of Arctic regions, where I presume there are no bees?
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Andrij on 23 May, 2013, 02:56:55 pm
Have you packed your towel?

ObligatoryYACFmeme: spork?
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: chillmoister on 23 May, 2013, 03:54:46 pm
safe travels, bon route and have an 'excellent adventure'!   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 23 May, 2013, 03:59:53 pm
All ready to go.

What have I forgotten? (I *always* forget something.)

(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5324/8790708253_ddd1d09deb_m.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnspooner/8790708253/)
Now I'm panicking ... . Will everything fit in the car!  I said it would be a squeeze, but geeezz! We'll be sitting bolt upright, nose touching windscreen.  And that might be the best scenario!  I'll keep calm and carry on finishing my work.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 23 May, 2013, 04:01:08 pm
ObligatoryYACFmeme: spork?
Have the spork.  The spork is lighter than the route sheet.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Gus on 23 May, 2013, 04:19:18 pm
Just seen this tread  ::-)

You will pass within 100 m of me nad my flat. I'll keep looking for you, please inform me if you want lunch  and company
on the day you ride to Cph.

 I live in Køge 40 km south of Cph.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: cycleman on 23 May, 2013, 09:31:03 pm
have a great trip  :thumbsup:. i am looking forward to reading about all your adventures  :)
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: LEE on 23 May, 2013, 10:18:41 pm
ObligatoryYACFmeme: spork?
Have the spork.  The spork is lighter than the route sheet.

Wow Els!...that's like something Confucius would say.

Have fun, I know you will.  Salvatore has towed me along a few long rides before. 
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 24 May, 2013, 06:06:33 am
Just seen this tread  ::-)

You will pass within 100 m of me nad my flat. I'll keep looking for you, please inform me if you want lunch  and company
on the day you ride to Cph.

 I live in Køge 40 km south of Cph.
Saturday 1st is when we'll be there.
That day, we'll be setting off from camp site Tappernoje and Køge is about 35km in.  It's one of our longer days at 176km, with 60km in Sweden.  So an offer of company and helping us with finding lunch would be much appreciated!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 24 May, 2013, 07:04:35 pm
All ready to go.

What have I forgotten? (I *always* forget something.)

And the answer is:
(click to show/hide)

I couldn't find any for sale in that London this morning. I'll have to see if there are any in Belgium.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: mattc on 24 May, 2013, 07:15:02 pm
Good grief. If you can't find
(click to show/hide)
in LONDON, I wish you luck in finding anything (e.g. your way, or palatable food) in Darkest (N)Eastern Europe!

:)

Have fun, chap(esse)s. I'm very jealous  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Gus on 24 May, 2013, 07:23:18 pm
Just seen this tread  ::-)

You will pass within 100 m of me nad my flat. I'll keep looking for you, please inform me if you want lunch  and company
on the day you ride to Cph.

 I live in Køge 40 km south of Cph.
Saturday 1st is when we'll be there.
That day, we'll be setting off from camp site Tappernoje and Køge is about 35km in.  It's one of our longer days at 176km, with 60km in Sweden.  So an offer of company and helping us with finding lunch would be much appreciated!

Looking forward to seeing you the 1st of june and try to support you  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Wowbagger on 24 May, 2013, 08:10:57 pm
Tailwinds to you!

Russians and Finns have beards. This is partly due to the razor blade shortage but also because their after shave is made of herrings.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Andrij on 24 May, 2013, 08:53:03 pm

Russians and Finns have beards. This is partly due to the razor blade shortage but also because their after shave is made of herrings.

"I remember when the proletariat
shaved with engine grease and shards of glass;
I remember when the toilet paper
took the skin right off your commie arse..."


From some Tracey Ullman show, sung to the tune of Those were the days (a.k.a. Дорогой длиною).
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Nuncio on 26 May, 2013, 10:50:16 am
Tailwinds to you!
Your wish (or benediction, or whatever) has been granted (for the first 1.6% of the journey)
Quote
John Spooner @John_Spooner
TAILWIND thru Flanders. 50km done. #stzozi
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 29 May, 2013, 08:42:27 pm
If anyone's  interested, after 4 days we're now just south of Hamburg i.e up with schedule. Long days, setting off by 7 and usually reaching our destination by 18:30. Weather mostly benign, except a violent thunderstorm last night.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Gus on 01 June, 2013, 01:00:14 pm
Just send them on further north from copenhagen, hope you have a pleasant journey and the weather remains the same  :D
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: hellymedic on 01 June, 2013, 02:19:38 pm
Saw a Tweet that they were awaiting ferry in Helsingør.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 02 June, 2013, 01:35:32 pm
Now in Lidhult, which is our first opportunity to buy food today after 90 km. (and it has wifi).

Great to see Gus in his red yacf jersey steaming towards us S of Køge yesterday, and to ride with him through Copenhagen.

The first 30 km in Sweden was miserable - rain, dual carriageways , dead-end cyclepaths. The next 30 km ( and so far today) has been on near-empty roads though endless forests, past lakes and isolated wooden houses. An elk crossed the road in front of us this morning.

Another 70km today, and it should be a tailwind.

PS we haven't fallen out yet.

Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 02 June, 2013, 01:48:07 pm
If it wasn't for John I'd still be in Steenhuffel, because I couldn't open my padlock. That was Day 1. Next day I practically knocked myself out banging my head on a hand dryer which was positioned perfectly for banging your head on when coming off the toilet.

Bought three eggs from a beekeeper this morning as we had no other food. Did a deal with John, he could have the last two cuppa soups. 

Have learnt not to answer 'Russia' when people ask where we're going.  It seems the village next but one makes more sense to locals.

Time to go.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: tonyh on 02 June, 2013, 06:02:43 pm
Sir and Madam, wishing you very well!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Nuncio on 02 June, 2013, 08:16:55 pm
Bought three eggs from a beekeeper this morning as we had no other food. Did a deal with John, he could have the last two cuppa soups. 
Did you know he has an egg antipathy?  I think you could have negotiated harder.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Nuncio on 04 June, 2013, 10:42:40 pm
Quote
swarm_catcher @swarm_catcher
Who said we'd get tailwind all the way? #stzozi

Wow! Tailwiind all the way!

Sorry Chris S - I've just reported you.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Chris S on 04 June, 2013, 10:49:01 pm
Quote
swarm_catcher @swarm_catcher
Who said we'd get tailwind all the way? #stzozi

Wow! Tailwiind all the way!

Sorry Chris S - I've just reported you.

Squealer!!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Wowbagger on 04 June, 2013, 11:09:40 pm
Bought three eggs from a beekeeper this morning as we had no other food. Did a deal with John, he could have the last two cuppa soups. 
Did you know he has an egg antipathy?  I think you could have negotiated harder.

Bees' eggs are very very small. You'd need lots for an omelette.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 06 June, 2013, 10:09:45 am
We're currently on the 12-hour crossing from Stockholm to Turku (Finland). After no problems sleeping in a tent for the previous 11 nights, mostly without thermarest or the like, last night I couldn't sleep in a hotel bed. Sweden was a brilliant cycling experience (the weather helped). Mostly empty roads, some of them  surfaced with  tarmac. I'm sure I'll be coming back. Only (!) Finland and Russia ahead of us now.

And thanks to www.hagacykel.nu in Lyköping for fixing Els' wheel (and for recommending the best lake on our route for a dip).

In other news, ERNIE tells me I've won £150 this month.

Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Nuncio on 11 June, 2013, 01:07:44 pm
20 minutes ago.

John Spooner ‏
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Russia! Palaver at the border, but eventually 1 lady and 2 men in big hats said I could come in. Now in posh DRY hotel. Stozi
swarm_catcher
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Milestone reached! We're in Russia, far from home and far from dry. #stzozi

And they are still together.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 11 June, 2013, 04:02:59 pm
And they are still together.
True! When they cleared me to go through to Russia but brought out the men in big hats for John, I thought: "You can't separate us!"

Had a really long day yesterday with a late start for getting John's back wheel fixed at bike shop.  We now both have had a broken spoke. Good old John really wanted to stick to schedule, so we cycled till 11 pm, when we started to look for a wild camping spot.  Did the ritual of setting up tent, settled for eating and the heavens opened.  Thunder and lightening all night.  Slept the worst of the whole trip.  Set off in the rain this morning, getting a little too cold for comfort, but John and I spurred each other on. After all, it was border crossing day today!  That meant only 60km also, as I envisaged queues and delays.  I practically sailed through, but John needed the assistance of two officials in big hats before the women without a hat would stamp the stamp.
Now in hotel room with balcony perfect for drying tents on. There is cake tasting on offer ...
Only 5 cycling days left, would you believe.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: keeks on 12 June, 2013, 05:49:47 pm
blimey last time i checked your post you were just getting across the channel!!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Hummers on 16 June, 2013, 09:31:47 am
And they are still together.
True! When they cleared me to go through to Russia but brought out the men in big hats and rubber gloves for John, I thought: "You can't separate us!"

Had a really long day yesterday with a late start for getting John's back wheel fixed at bike shop.  We now both have had a broken spoke. Good old John really wanted to stick to schedule, so we cycled till 11 pm, when we started to look for a wild camping spot.  Did the ritual of setting up tent, settled for eating and the heavens opened.  Thunder and lightening all night.  Slept the worst of the whole trip.  Set off in the rain this morning, getting a little too cold for comfort, but John and I spurred each other on. After all, it was border crossing day today!  That meant only 60km also, as I envisaged queues and delays.  I practically sailed through, but John needed the assistance of two officials in big hats with rubber gloves (again) before the women without a hat would stamp the stamp.
Now in hotel room with balcony perfect for drying tents on. There is cake tasting on offer ...
Only 5 cycling days left, would you believe.

FTFY.

H
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Nuncio on 16 June, 2013, 10:11:56 pm
Well, they took their 7th ferry trip this morning and made it to the Solovetsky Islands, their destination.  It looks like they had to revert to a Plan B in Russia when the the road they were using ran out and they had to retrace to where they'd started that day.  Plan B involved a train journey.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Canardly on 17 June, 2013, 09:08:47 pm
I have this picture of a bicycle rescued from the permafrost.........
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Ham on 18 June, 2013, 09:29:49 am
There's something quite special about places that aren't on Google Streetview.......
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Nuncio on 19 June, 2013, 03:22:19 pm
Fameski!
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John Spooner ‏@John_Spooner 51m

We've just been interviewed on our impressions of Solovetsky by a crew from national TV channel Russia 1. #stzozi
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 22 June, 2013, 01:46:43 am
Swarm_catcher and I said our goodbyes in St Petersburg yesterday. It's been memorable 4 weeks. She's flying home today while I'm riding home, as soon as I'm reunited with my bike.

I was quizzed by a man in a big hat and his sinister chum in a leather jacket at 2:00 am on the St Petersburg -Sortavala  train this morning. It looked like a routine passport check but they took particular interest in my hotel vouchers and plans. 'Getting to Finland asap' seemed to satisfy them. All my details were recorded in a big book.

There are some interesting characters on the streets of Sortavala at 3:30am. A nice lady called Olga offered to take me home, but I declined her offer.

I checked round the back of the hotel Lagoda and my bike's still there, but I'll have to wait until the hotel opens to retrieve the luggage I left here. It's 4:40 now and I'm waiting in a park across the road (using the hotel's wifi), so goodness knows how long I'll have to wait.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 22 June, 2013, 08:16:46 am
Taxi booked, ibook downloaded, devices charged. All very ordinary compared with John's tales!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 23 June, 2013, 05:47:18 pm
I got my bike and baggage back after paying the storage charge of 2000 roubles.

I rode south on the main St Petersburg road for most of the day, mistakenly thinking that it might guarantee a half-decent road surface. I found the 35 km bit which hasn't been surfaced (other than with loose gravel and sand). Every passing truck or car sent up swirls of dust. I saw one bus stop because the driver couldn't see. I rarely managed 10 kph on this bit.

More dodgy roads today, but the drizzle prevented dust.

They let me out of Russia this afternoon without too much fuss, and I'm at the campsite at Imatra
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Ivo on 24 June, 2013, 09:35:52 pm
Pity we missed eachother, Last week I returned from touring in Russia. Solovki and the islands are great, it's high on my list of places to return to. Looking forward to the report.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 01 July, 2013, 05:45:16 pm
As swarm_catcher begins her 2nd week back at work, I'm still making my way home slowly. I bypassed Sweden and Denmark completely, taking a 29-hour ferry from Helsinki to Travemünde, and I'm now about a day's ride from the Dutch border.

It's difficult to believe that less than 2 weeks ago we rode to the remote White Sea fishing/seaweed village of Rebolda ( the furthest north I've ever been).
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Hummers on 01 July, 2013, 09:17:40 pm
Quite marvelous my darlings  :-*

A fine excursion with adventure, I am sure.

H
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 07 July, 2013, 10:45:43 pm
I'm currently on a campsite in a place called Donk, somewhere east of Gent, so I should be home on Friday or Saturday.

I had to buy a new rear wheel yesterday, as the bike was becoming unridable with the old one. Three spokes had pulled through the rim, and cracks were appearing at at least one other spoke hole.

I thought I'd left the heatwave behind in Finland, but it's caught up with me in Belgium, only here, unlike in Scandinavia, you aren't encouraged to tear your clothes off and jump into any lake you happen to be passing.

The nightmares about men in big hats are less frequent now.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: keeks on 08 July, 2013, 04:31:23 pm
So whats next ?
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: mattc on 10 July, 2013, 04:38:10 pm
I met John for a quiet dinner in Belgium (with 50 other hangers-on - see Audax/HCH thread) and we rode to an ice-cream parlour the next day. He was carrying the damaged rim and a huge trash bag (i have no idea why). He looked like a man who had Travelled A Long Way, but at a relaxed pace.

(I also enjoyed a couple of days in els' homeland - it's a lovely place, especially for cyclists.)

In such a short time he could only tell me a small portion of their adventures. I look forward to the ebook, for future travellers to pass the time with.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Auntie Helen on 13 July, 2013, 09:55:03 am
Is there a full-write up of this anywhere?

Els, I'd love to know how it felt doing a pilgrimage on a bike!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 13 July, 2013, 12:27:53 pm
I finally got home late on Friday night, after exactly 50 days away.

Write-up (mostly pictures) is in preparation.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 13 July, 2013, 05:38:09 pm
After the pilgrimage I was in need of a holiday!  I've caught up on bee and allotment work, and only now begin to feel like looking back. There are also wonderful distractions such as Wimbledon, cricket, rugby and Le Tour...

A write-up and photos will certainly follow.

In the mean time I leave you with an image of me in my puffball to shar pei morphing stage.  Giggle away ...

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-wwFR9C83p2M/UeF9O741jKI/AAAAAAAATv8/EPo4qMmowvA/s400/IMG_0614.JPG)
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 13 July, 2013, 08:11:31 pm
Well, they took their 7th ferry trip this morning and made it to the Solovetsky Islands, their destination.  It looks like they had to revert to a Plan B in Russia when the the road they were using ran out and they had to retrace to where they'd started that day.  Plan B involved a train journey.

Your sister pointed out this morning that it was actually Plan Bee.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Nuncio on 13 July, 2013, 09:43:44 pm
I hope you told her to behive, or to buzz off.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia (trailer)
Post by: Salvatore on 14 July, 2013, 04:58:54 pm
Here's a trailer for the blow-by-blow account(s) which will follow.

Our ride through Belgium, Netherlands, Germany, Denmark, Sweden, and Finland included

Lots of cyclepaths
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/jspooner99/stzozi_0063_zps7c47a7ac.jpg) (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/jspooner99/media/stzozi_0063_zps7c47a7ac.jpg.html)

A plethora bridges for you-know-who
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/jspooner99/stzozi_0123_zps16092b29.jpg) (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/jspooner99/media/stzozi_0123_zps16092b29.jpg.html)

Much cake
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/jspooner99/stzozi_0134_zps11f7eb6a.jpg) (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/jspooner99/media/stzozi_0134_zps11f7eb6a.jpg.html)

Enough sunsets
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/jspooner99/stzozi_0226_zps8e39707e.jpg) (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/jspooner99/media/stzozi_0226_zps8e39707e.jpg.html)

A fair bit of weather
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/jspooner99/stzozi_0633_zps5e0c1d7a.jpg) (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/jspooner99/media/stzozi_0633_zps5e0c1d7a.jpg.html)

More lakes and forests than you could shake a stick at (in Sweden I believe it is The Law that you have to tear your clothes off and run into such lakes, and Els and I are nothing if not law-abiding)
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/jspooner99/stzozi_0446_zpsd225d0b6.jpg) (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/jspooner99/media/stzozi_0446_zpsd225d0b6.jpg.html)

places where all you can hear is birdsong (until you start off again, when all you can hear is the crunch of tyres on gravel)
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/jspooner99/stzozi_0178_zps797605f6.jpg) (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/jspooner99/media/stzozi_0178_zps797605f6.jpg.html)

idyllic campsites
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/jspooner99/stzozi_0426_zps507f72b7.jpg) (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/jspooner99/media/stzozi_0426_zps507f72b7.jpg.html)

and sex
(click to show/hide)



But in Russia,

it soon became clear that the roads were not quite as rideable as we expected, our plans would have to be torn up, and plan B would have to be, er, planned
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/jspooner99/stzozi_0635_zps8b928147.jpg) (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/jspooner99/media/stzozi_0635_zps8b928147.jpg.html)

Below is Els, just as she realises that in a matter of minutes she is going to reach the island she first read of over a decade ago, and had been planning to visit since 2009. Despite having to replan the last bit of our journey in very difficult circumstances, she was actually going to get there.
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/jspooner99/stzozi_0708_zps46dfcfcc.jpg) (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/jspooner99/media/stzozi_0708_zps46dfcfcc.jpg.html)

The island has

a 500-rouble view
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/jspooner99/stzozi_0751_zps7359a279.jpg) (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/jspooner99/media/stzozi_0751_zps7359a279.jpg.html)

sheds
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/jspooner99/stzozi_0793_zps5b87cc7f.jpg) (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/jspooner99/media/stzozi_0793_zps5b87cc7f.jpg.html)

a gratuitous cat/Siberian tiger
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/jspooner99/stzozi_0850_zpsd8a156b0.jpg) (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/jspooner99/media/stzozi_0850_zpsd8a156b0.jpg.html)

and archeology (we know know all there is to know about Solovki archeology - just ask me any question you like about the island's mesolithic quarz industry next time you see me)
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/jspooner99/stzozi_0922_zps604ea88a.jpg) (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/jspooner99/media/stzozi_0922_zps604ea88a.jpg.html)

So get the popcorn in now for the full version(s), which will appear in a few days time.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Hummers on 14 July, 2013, 06:47:24 pm
After the pilgrimage I was in need of a holiday!  I've caught up on bee and allotment work, and only now begin to feel like looking back. There are also wonderful distractions such as Wimbledon, cricket, rugby and Le Tour...

A write-up and photos will certainly follow.

In the mean time I leave you with an image of me in my puffball to shar pei morphing stage.  Giggle away ...

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-wwFR9C83p2M/UeF9O741jKI/AAAAAAAATv8/EPo4qMmowvA/s400/IMG_0614.JPG)

Crikey!!!

 ;D

H
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia (trailer)
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 15 July, 2013, 08:53:26 am
places where all you can hear is birdsong (until you start off again, when all you can hear is the crunch of tyres on gravel)
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/jspooner99/stzozi_0178_zps797605f6.jpg) (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/jspooner99/media/stzozi_0178_zps797605f6.jpg.html)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah ooooooooooooh! Crunch crunch!  :)
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 15 July, 2013, 12:00:33 pm
After a week or so we had both become very efficient at putting up out tents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seFNS9O60Ms&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: bazzerp on 16 July, 2013, 06:49:45 pm
Great stuff - thank you.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 21 September, 2013, 07:19:42 pm
I've finally got round to writing up my memories of this trip.
Parts 1 & 2, covering Belgium. Netherlands, Germany, Denmark, Sweden and Finland here

https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=76135.0
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Swarm_Catcher on 22 September, 2013, 07:41:06 am
Excellent writing, John.  What a trip that was.  And what memory you have!  I will be re-reading this a few times.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 22 September, 2013, 08:08:09 am
Excellent writing, John.  What a trip that was.  And what memory you have!  I will be re-reading this a few times.

I'm already remembering a few more things, such as the daily "self-respecting time-trialist" ritual.

Now I must get on with the next (far more exciting) bit.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Auntie Helen on 22 September, 2013, 03:30:08 pm
A wonderful read, John!

I shall be living 10km from Wankum next year and, yes, I have already taken photos for the snigger-factor.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 23 September, 2013, 07:13:27 pm
Part 3 (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=76135.msg1565809#msg1565809)

Not a lot of cycling in this bit.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Canardly on 23 September, 2013, 09:06:51 pm
Fascinating stuff.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 05 October, 2013, 04:14:40 pm
Latest (penultimate) instalment, covering our stay on Bolshoy Solovetsky Island.

Includes some token cycling.

 Part4  (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=76135.msg1572363#msg1572363)

Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Wowbagger on 06 October, 2013, 07:23:17 am
Excellent stuff! I couldn't help smiling about the use of log tables for writing post cards. Napier, Kepler or Euler?
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 06 October, 2013, 07:33:47 am
Excellent stuff! I couldn't help smiling about the use of log tables for writing post cards. Napier, Kepler or Euler?
Reminds me of the 'joke' Mr Henderson the maths teacher used to tell about the snake furniture Noah made to enable the adders to go forth etc etc.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: marcusjb on 07 October, 2013, 08:02:32 am
Superb stuff, a great read and some amazing photos. Didn't quite go to plan, but the best adventures never do!
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 07 October, 2013, 11:21:05 pm
Superb stuff, a great read and some amazing photos. Didn't quite go to plan, but the best adventures never do!

Quite so.

The abrupt change of plan certainly added to the sense of adventure. I think everyone should experience a long Russian rail journey, although by Russian standards ours was relatively short. If we'd stayed on our train to Murmansk it would have been a 27-hour journey, and Els told me of a rider on the 1200 she did last year who was going to have a 3-day journey home to Siberia. (More train high jinks in the final installment, by the way.)

I usually manage by not having a plan in the first place. Last year I set off from home in June with no plans other than a few Audaxes in various countries and a deadline of getting home by mid September.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Von Broad on 08 October, 2013, 08:46:08 am
Nice to have the company too. You're starting to get pretty remote up there!
Amazing trip.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: peevafred on 08 October, 2013, 06:56:19 pm
Latest (penultimate) instalment, covering our stay on Bolshoy Solovetsky Island.

Includes some token cycling.

 Part4  (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=76135.msg1572363#msg1572363)
What a good write up of your trip. It brought back lots of memories for me. It has been some time since I last visited Solovetsky Islands .It seems that they are trying to make it a better known tourist destination. There has been a lot of painting and refurbishing by the look of your pics. I travelled overnight by ship from Arkhangelsk so I can't comment on your rout to the Islands. I have told of your adventure to my Russian friends (who are keen cyclists) they were very impressed.  And yes beluga  do pass by there. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 12 October, 2013, 10:32:48 am
Latest instalment now posted (split into 3 posts)
https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=76135.msg1576378#msg1576378

(Warning: may contain Olga or traces of Olga)

Also contains superficial and probably unfair judgments of places  based merely on the experience of cycling through them.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 24 October, 2013, 06:26:29 pm
Final instalment (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=76135.msg1583665#msg1583665) (Russia/Finland border -> home) now posted.
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 09 December, 2013, 02:24:55 pm
When I read of the experiences of the Greenpeace activist release from prison in Murmansk last month, I was reminded of our entry into Russia, when Els, having been let in, saw me delayed by the border police. She was thinking "what if they don't let him in?", while my thoughts were more "Cor, look at the size of those hats!"

Frank Hewetson's main recollection of his prison guards (or at least the first quote in the Independent article) was
Quote
It was so hilarious. Some of the caps being worn by the guards looked like dinner plates on steroids. They were enormous.

And (thanks to nuncio) hilarious youtube clip of Red Army hats. The weedier the man the bigger the hat looks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F832ZZNRV0
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Ham on 09 December, 2013, 04:29:00 pm
With my interest piqued by remembering that I had a cassette of the Red Army Choir back around 1969, and thinking that didn't sound much how I remembered them, I discovered that the Skyfall clip choir is a spoof. The real RAC is here, for example
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhpVigUq168

They fit their hats better. Jump to 3:10 and crank the volume up.
As a matter of interest, not artistic merit, their riposte.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYbtAZjB8QM

ETA - and Kalinka is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpGnf_yrPaw
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 09 December, 2013, 04:48:13 pm
The hats were much smaller in Leonid Kharitonov's day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tw3g88JtWA&list=RD_XxK2JJisEc
Title: Re: Making a beeline to Russia
Post by: Salvatore on 08 June, 2023, 09:09:42 pm
Ten years ago. Blimey.