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Title: Caption it #1979
Post by: Wowbagger on November 07, 2019, 11:44:56 pm
(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/cd8599afd11c2b28aab469f218cb6c1ea58f7d8d/0_59_4281_2569/master/4281.jpg?width=620&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=f1f7bdadb8620cf4d561e42083cf3d8f)
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: road-runner on November 08, 2019, 12:03:33 am
His girlfriend sent him packing but he didn't understand how putting potatoes in boxes would help their relationship.

or

The secret strangler of Southgate's cover was blown when his workmate (on the right in the photo) recognised his grip.

or

Prince Harry was fed up with being treated like royalty so he bought a rubber face mask from the local party shop.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Jaded on November 08, 2019, 08:14:35 am
Sorting through Conservative candudates’ brains.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Mr Larrington on November 08, 2019, 08:42:02 am
The Potato People finally got to meet their god
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Ham on November 08, 2019, 09:42:26 am
The Eyes have it. The ears and the brain fell off.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Ian H on November 08, 2019, 10:22:35 am
Madame Tussaud's unveils a 'waxwork' model of BJ made entirely from potatoes.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on November 08, 2019, 03:40:31 pm
Johnson attempts to make his hat artfully rumpled for the cameras.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Wowbagger on November 08, 2019, 11:29:18 pm
Spud-u-shag.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Peter on November 11, 2019, 01:37:20 pm
Always wear rubber gloves when handling rubbish
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: sprogs on December 02, 2019, 07:17:53 pm
My willie's so big that my sperm is the size of a potato.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Canardly on December 02, 2019, 07:31:21 pm
Now how can I screw this up........
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: phil w on December 02, 2019, 09:45:34 pm
Boris tries to not let on, that she is squeezing the life out of his spuds.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: sprogs on December 04, 2019, 06:16:48 pm
Boris has yet another SPD moment.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Regulator on December 10, 2019, 08:35:31 pm
Boris has yet another SPD moment.

Don’t you mean another STD moment?
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: sprogs on February 14, 2020, 06:47:22 pm
Boris strode resolutely between the creature from the black lagoon and the beast from 20,000 fathoms in the secure knwledge that his facade of buffoonery would distract them while he stole their eggs.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: T42 on February 18, 2020, 10:29:59 am
A December issue of Nature carried a slightly different version of this photo over the caption:

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson pledged to raise spending on Research and Development
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: meddyg on February 19, 2020, 01:41:15 pm
Boris wonders who'll be picking potatoes, peas and strawberries next year, when the Poles, Czechs and Slovaks can't come back
as their English is not good enough.....

'it seemed a good idea at the time'
'it's what the electorate voted for'  - D.Cummings
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: phil w on March 23, 2020, 06:23:26 pm
Boris gets personally involved in the potato rationing.