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Title: Internet Trolls
Post by: LindaG on November 08, 2010, 04:53:22 pm
 :o

On Radio 4 now.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 08, 2010, 04:57:03 pm
What?  All of them?  There must be some very quiet boards right now.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: mattc on November 08, 2010, 04:57:47 pm
What a stupid post.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 08, 2010, 04:59:08 pm
;D
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: LindaG on November 08, 2010, 05:10:22 pm
 ;D

Sorry.  The programme is ClickOn, about the Internet, and there was a short piece about trolling.

In point of fact there was one self-confessed troll putting his point of view across.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: LindaG on November 08, 2010, 05:11:28 pm
Matt, you must have a very sad life to say a thing like that.  But I sympathise with you and can understand why you needed to say it.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 08, 2010, 05:23:03 pm
It would be great if people posting on this thread would make sure they knew what they were talking about before pressing 'Post'.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: LindaG on November 08, 2010, 05:24:22 pm
Says he, who always speaks with the voice of authority, having done years of research on Wikipedia.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 08, 2010, 05:34:03 pm
<frantic sound of googling>
You got me there.


 ;D
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: mattc on November 08, 2010, 05:41:29 pm
Matt, you must have a very sad life to say a thing like that.  But I sympathise with you and can understand why you needed to say it.
;D I assume you're paraphrasing the Troll on the programme.

Semi-seriously; I didn't actually recognise that particular problem. I mean if I took your post above seriously, how could it upset me? Is it just about taking someone that is already frothing and twisting the knife a bit.
Does anyone have a real example of this? (probably best to quote a non-YACF discussion!)

My idea of a 'proper' troll is one who stirs up a pointless argument out of nothing. Perhaps I'm too naive!
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: LindaG on November 08, 2010, 05:44:40 pm
Yes, I was paraphrasing the troll.  You nazi.

Seriously:

I think we're talking professional-standard emotional manipulation here, for a power kick.  Adopting a patronising tone with someone you've wound up already, would be a good way to create a bit of havoc, if you were so inclined.

It was an interesting piece.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 08, 2010, 05:45:29 pm
I'm having an argument with my friend.  He says Shimano makes better stuff but I am sure Campagnolo works better on my bikes.  What do you think?

Also, I think wearing a helmet is really dorky and anyway they only work if you hit another cyclist.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: LindaG on November 08, 2010, 05:45:53 pm
I think you should put your helmet on.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: tiermat on November 08, 2010, 06:20:17 pm
I'm having an argument with my friend.  He says Shimano makes better stuff but I am sure Campagnolo works better on my bikes.  What do you think?

Also, I think wearing a helmet is really dorky and anyway they only work if you hit another cyclist.

Far too obvious, try the Conti Gatorskins are fantastic, I have NEVER had a visitation whilst using them... :)
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Eccentrica Gallumbits on November 08, 2010, 06:35:37 pm
I think white van men have a point. You bunch of bullies.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 08, 2010, 06:43:00 pm
Margaret Thatcher, eh?  What a woman.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Greenbank on November 08, 2010, 07:59:01 pm
The Guardian. If only they had proper journalists like the Daily Mail.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: LindaG on November 08, 2010, 08:14:38 pm
Clarkson does have a point.  If cyclists didn't get in the way he wouldn't have to bother running them down, would he?  They're asking for it, really.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Greenbank on November 08, 2010, 08:26:20 pm
Cyclists don't get the point about Road Tax.

It's not that Road Tax doesn't exist (since Churchill abolished hypothecated 'road tax').

It's not that Roads are paid out of general taxation and most people are tax payers, some even have cars that require VED anyway.

Motorists get annoyed about cyclists for 'not paying road tax' because, unlike the majority of motorists, cyclists don't have to pay any special vehicle related money (not matter what it's called, or if they'd be exempt anyway) towards the general taxation pot in order to 'use the roads'.

No, wait a minute, that's not trolling is it, that's actually the truth...
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: LindaG on November 08, 2010, 08:28:13 pm
Oh, nice work there GB.  10/10.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: robbo6 on November 08, 2010, 08:43:37 pm

Also, I think wearing a helmet is really dorky and anyway they only work if you hit another cyclist.

And when you sit in a pub with one on, it looks like you're being attacked by  a giant beetle.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: geraldc on November 09, 2010, 01:56:25 pm
As soon as the rest of you start earning more money, you'll no doubt be able to afford cars and will start driving and stop cycling. Cycling is what people who can't afford cars are forced to do. I don't see why we should have cycle lanes, the roads are crowded enough already, why should unsuccessful people on bikes be allowed to hold up more successful ones in cars on their way to work!
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Wowbagger on November 09, 2010, 02:05:19 pm
Whenever you see a queue of traffic waiting to pass a cyclist, all of those drivers are forced to make greater use of the brakes, gears and accelerator than they would otherwise do - and that means that every car in that queue is using more fuel than it otherwise would.

If you put that cyclist in a car and he drove at the correct speed for the road*, the queue would disappear and everyone would use less fuel - certainly enough to compensate for the fuel used by one more car.

Cyclists aren't green. They waste more fuel than they save.

*About 5 to 10 mph in excess of the speed limit.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: geraldc on November 09, 2010, 02:19:34 pm
The only Green thing about Greens is their faces. Green with envy. Why should I be taxed more for my 3.2 litre engined 4 x 4, and 4 flights a year to the sun. If they worked harder they could afford it too. Work shy bastards. They give up nothing, yet want to hit me with taxes, trying to bring me down to their subsistence hand to mouth levels. They're all ex communists you know!
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: The Seldom Killer on November 09, 2010, 02:20:06 pm
Last night my friend got hit by a car while he was waiting for a red light. I never wait at red lights and I've never been hit so clearly it's a lot safer to jump red lights, especially for women who probably die everytime they touch their breaks.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: perpetual dan on November 09, 2010, 02:56:27 pm
Hunting foxes ... with dogs ... you say? Sounds like a lovely day out in the country.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: perpetual dan on November 09, 2010, 03:01:27 pm
Guardian only proper Mail.

No, proper mail is used by the foreigners, not like our internet mails.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: The Seldom Killer on November 09, 2010, 03:02:48 pm
Well only if you do it for tradition, it's what sets us apart from the kind of animal that we want to see being ripped apart to the sound of melodic houndly baying.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Mailbank on November 09, 2010, 03:42:11 pm
The Guardian. If only they had proper journalists like the Daily Mail.

I don't see why everyone's got it in for Greenbank. I've never met him but I've read a lot of his posts and he seems like a really nice chap. Quite smart as well, especially if he reads the Daily Mail.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Julian on November 09, 2010, 04:06:27 pm
Well only if you do it for tradition, it's what sets us apart from the kind of animal that we want to see being ripped apart to the sound of melodic houndly baying.

It's that sort of hysterical hyperbole that means nobody takes any notice of your posts.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Greenbank on November 09, 2010, 04:09:05 pm
Well only if you do it for tradition, it's what sets us apart from the kind of animal that we want to see being ripped apart to the sound of melodic houndly baying.

It's that sort of hysterical hyperbole that means nobody takes any notice of your posts.

*ding ding ding*

First points to TSK.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: border-rider on November 09, 2010, 04:10:58 pm
Sure about that ?

;)
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: The Seldom Killer on November 09, 2010, 04:17:28 pm
Well only if you do it for tradition, it's what sets us apart from the kind of animal that we want to see being ripped apart to the sound of melodic houndly baying.

It's that sort of hysterical hyperbole that means nobody takes any notice of your posts.

Well you're paying attention to me. Besides, I think you'll find a lot of people agree with me, they just don't want to talk about it here because of your tedious left wing witch hunting.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: ScumOfTheRoad on November 09, 2010, 04:20:00 pm
Besides, I think you'll find a lot of people agree with me, they just don't want to talk about it here because of your tedious left wing witch hunting.

Left-wing witch hunting? Jolly good idea!
Where did I put my hunting pink? Saddle up the hunter! View halloo!!
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 09, 2010, 08:54:17 pm
You're just one of the clique in here that refuse to accept teh TRUTH!
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Pancho on November 09, 2010, 08:58:28 pm
Well, you - like the rest of the sheeple - will believe what you're told.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 09, 2010, 09:27:09 pm
That's not what I asked.  Why are you dodging the question all the time?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 09, 2010, 09:30:42 pm
If you actually could be bothered to ask an intelligent question, I might be bothered to answer.  ::-)
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 09, 2010, 09:33:04 pm
See?  You're still not prepared to answer.

Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Eccentrica Gallumbits on November 09, 2010, 09:38:15 pm
Never mind, I'm here with my vast knowledge of all things to tell you all what you're wrong about.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: border-rider on November 09, 2010, 09:41:22 pm
You just use Google  >:(
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Eccentrica Gallumbits on November 09, 2010, 09:43:09 pm
I wrote Google.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Greenbank on November 09, 2010, 09:44:40 pm
You just use Google  >:(

And paraphrase the results without attributions...
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: her_welshness on November 09, 2010, 09:50:46 pm
It's pointless to even argue with you further as you are the troll. This is my declaration and everybody agrees with me.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Bledlow on November 09, 2010, 10:27:22 pm
Oh dear. You poor girl. How long has your self-esteem been so low that you feel compelled to make false claims of people agreeing with you?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Tim Hall on November 09, 2010, 10:33:53 pm
I don't care what you say. I've got a lot of people emailing me in support.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 09, 2010, 10:40:42 pm
Your support is no more than a thong holding up a grey pubic hair on a granny.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Wowbagger on November 09, 2010, 10:44:03 pm
My, my! What an interesting rant!  ::-)
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Julian on November 09, 2010, 10:53:13 pm
Look, I remember what got you thrown off that other site, so I suggest you give it a rest, okay?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Bledlow on November 09, 2010, 10:56:59 pm
Shit. I've actually used that one.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 10, 2010, 09:24:37 am
You have no proof.  I know I'm right, based on my vast experience of cycling and road transport, and, of course, my experience in a 'Special' Regiment ;)

And all of what I say was confirmed when I saw my contact in the government the other day.

Of course, I can't link to the papers concerned, because I was given them personally by the Head of MI5, and I am covered by the Official Secrets Act.

So you're wrong.  And if you keep arguing, you should know that I've put a trace on you, and I know exactly where you live.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Manotea on November 10, 2010, 09:36:30 am
It would be helpful if you answered the question instead of changing the subject and making personal remarks.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: The Seldom Killer on November 10, 2010, 09:43:41 am
It would be helpful if you answered the question instead of changing the subject and making personal remarks.

Just because you don't like what I'm saying doesn't mean you can try and censor me. We have FREEDOM OF SPEACH in this country for a reason.

Admin's, you really should delete the above before I sue the whole board for abusing my HUMAN RIGHTS'
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Julian on November 10, 2010, 09:54:50 am
Parking tickets are illegal because of Magna Carta.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 10, 2010, 09:58:22 am
They would be but all the commie immurgrants brought in by ZANUlabor have undermined our FREEDOMS
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Regulator on November 10, 2010, 10:11:48 am
They would be but all the commie immurgrants brought in by ZANUlaborLieBore have undermined our FREEDOMS

Get it right you class traitor....  >:(
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 10, 2010, 10:12:24 am
I'll pray for you
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Regulator on November 10, 2010, 10:41:13 am
Quote
Please read before you post as it's rather annoying having to explain myself over and over.

I will continue to do what I do becuase it works, you should listen to what I say - it could save your life.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Mr Larrington on November 10, 2010, 10:56:25 am
I'm cross-posting this to your other known hang-outs just so World+Dog can see what despicable ["people" - The Invigilator] you and ["Name redacted" - The Invigilator] are.  Did you ever post as Lou Knee?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Greenbank on November 10, 2010, 10:57:19 am
Audaxers are just a bunch of beardy, sandal-wearing, socially-inept, steel-frame riding, weird bores that eschew personal hygiene and most forms of social (and eye) contact.

The remaining CTC members are exactly the same, only they're can't even manage Audax distances1/.

1. Audaxes under 200km just aren't proper Audaxes.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 10, 2010, 10:59:49 am
That's it.  I've had it with this thread.  You just aren't listening to REASON.

I've explained it so many times.  Up to you if you want to continue believing the rubbish what you have posted, but its yourselfs you are putting in DANGER.

Argue all you like.  I'm outta here.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: The Seldom Killer on November 10, 2010, 11:01:45 am
Audaxers are just a bunch of beardy, sandal-wearing, socially-inept, steel-frame riding, weird bores that eschew personal hygiene and most forms of social (and eye) contact.

The remaining CTC members are exactly the same, only they're can't even manage Audax distances1/.

1. Audaxes under 200km just aren't proper Audaxes.

I'm still waiting for the trolling bit.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: David Martin on November 10, 2010, 11:04:53 am
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4087/5163372255_4f0a4bcc5d_b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/davidmam/5163372255/)
helmet troll (http://www.flickr.com/photos/davidmam/5163372255/) by davidmamartin (http://www.flickr.com/people/davidmam/), on Flickr
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 10, 2010, 11:06:20 am
And that's another thing.  You just make light of the subject, when there are peoples LIVEZ at stake here.  You people disgust me.

Now I am done with you all.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: The Seldom Killer on November 10, 2010, 11:08:15 am
That's it.  I've had it with this thread.  You just aren't listening to REASON.

I've explained it so many times.  Up to you if you want to continue believing the rubbish what you have posted, but its yourselfs you are putting in DANGER.

Argue all you like.  I'm outta here.

But I do what I do because the innocent bystander who's like totally impartial and completely knew what he was talking about said it saved my life. That means everyone else should do it because if I was wrong I would be dead and I'm not.

If you argue against me then it means you just want me dead and what have I ever done to you do deserve that?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 10, 2010, 11:11:30 am
If the whole world was like YOU, there would be thousands more dead.

You have BLOOD on ypour hands
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: The Seldom Killer on November 10, 2010, 11:17:49 am
If the whole world was like YOU, there would be thousands more dead.

You have BLOOD on ypour hands

Straw man, sweeping generalisation, hysteria, capitalisation, italicisation, misspelling, bolding.

Bingo

Sorry, just realised that you didn't Godwin.

Please try harder.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Mr Larrington on November 10, 2010, 11:19:26 am
You lot just don't care about kittens, do you?  Bastards.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Greenbank on November 10, 2010, 11:25:56 am
Please try harder.

Your gay.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 10, 2010, 11:33:14 am
If the whole world was like YOU, there would be thousands more dead.

You have BLOOD on ypour hands

Straw man, sweeping generalisation, hysteria, capitalisation, italicisation, misspelling, bolding.

Bingo

Sorry, just realised that you didn't Godwin.

Please try harder.

Don't patronise me, you FACIST!!!!1!!!
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Mr Larrington on November 10, 2010, 11:34:20 am
Please try harder.

Your gay.

That should be "your all gay", thick-o.

Also, you smell of wee.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Hot Flatus on November 10, 2010, 11:38:30 am
 :smug:
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Regulator on November 10, 2010, 11:49:14 am
Please try harder.

Your gay.

That should be "your all gay", thick-o.

Also, you smell of wee.

My all gay what, moron?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Mr Larrington on November 10, 2010, 12:06:38 pm
Are you seriously suggesting that I should tolerate such diabolical impertinence from one whose mental faculties are not yet fully developed?

See that Phil Woolas?  That's you, that is.

I win
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: iddu on November 10, 2010, 01:05:24 pm
Audaxers are just a bunch of beardy, sandal-wearing, socially-inept, steel-frame riding, weird bores that eschew personal hygiene and most forms of social (and eye) contact.

The remaining CTC members are exactly the same, only they're can't even manage Audax distances1/.

1. Audaxes under 200km just aren't proper Audaxes.
Forsooth, a veritable hit; can't argue with that (flounce) ;D  Weren't so long that'd be sigged - Pint for you at Xmas  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 10, 2010, 01:27:03 pm
Are you seriously suggesting that I should tolerate such diabolical impertinence from one whose mental faculties are not yet fully developed?

See that Phil Woolas?  That's you, that is.

I win

Go back and read my post.  I don't see why I have to explan evertyhting over and over.

When did I ever call anyone a facsist?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Julian on November 10, 2010, 01:28:07 pm
Oh, I see you haven't left then?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 10, 2010, 01:29:30 pm
What has it got to do with you?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: The Seldom Killer on November 10, 2010, 01:32:10 pm
As the most important person on this forum, everything.

If it weren't for me this forum would go to the dogs because of newbees like you.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 10, 2010, 01:41:05 pm
Just cause you suck up to the mods doesn't make you special.

The board would be better off without dumbasses like you.  WE might be able to have sensible discussion withuot being sidetracked by ignurant morons.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: geraldc on November 10, 2010, 01:43:25 pm
I can't believe that after all I've posted, someone can still write that about me. It's not about me, but the innocent children who will get hurt. I only want a little support. I have been very ill recently! Admin, please delete my username and all my posts. I won't be coming back. This used to be a nice forum, but now it's full of self centred arrogant bastards. I can't believe I used to think of you all as friends.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Regulator on November 10, 2010, 01:44:35 pm
What do you know?  As a member of the 'more advanced cycling fraternity' only my opinion counts.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 10, 2010, 01:45:53 pm
Among the more advanced user fraternity, we see it rather differently.

I'm sorry you can't, and take everything so personally.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: geraldc on November 10, 2010, 01:50:25 pm
I'm back. When I left last time I really meant it, but I had to come back for the good of the forum. I know you all missed me, but were far too proud to let me know.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: The Seldom Killer on November 10, 2010, 01:56:32 pm
gerald, can I borrow your high horse now that you've eaten all the low hanging fruit.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 10, 2010, 03:21:59 pm
How am I a troll?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: The Seldom Killer on November 10, 2010, 03:24:04 pm
How, I am a troll?

FTFY
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 10, 2010, 03:26:33 pm
I never said that!

I NEVER SAID THAT! :o :o :o

How dare you twist my words? 

You, such a big man hiding behind the internet, typing on your computer.

It'd be a different matter if we met face to face.  Are you a 7th Dan?  Yeah, didn't think so.

Not so hard now, eh?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Greenbank on November 10, 2010, 03:43:18 pm
*waves screwdriver*
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: The Seldom Killer on November 10, 2010, 03:45:07 pm
No, I'm the first Dan, I'm the original.

Oh and all my mates are MOSSADDD.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: her_welshness on November 10, 2010, 05:37:30 pm
Why don't you retards just fuck off back to Cycle Chat where all the other freaks are, or just throw yourselves over Westminster Bridge where all the work-shy, debt-creating wasters are currently bringing down our blessed Government.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 10, 2010, 05:49:11 pm
Typical Welsh response.  And from a woman too.

( I think we started blurring the boundaries between trolling and flaming a few pages back)
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: jellied on November 10, 2010, 05:51:36 pm
Typical Welsh response.  And from a woman too.

( I think we started blurring the boundaries between trolling and flaming a few pages back)

No we didn't. Where was that?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 10, 2010, 05:52:27 pm
RTFT you cretin.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: jellied on November 10, 2010, 05:54:42 pm
No - you RTFT.

stick with the OP.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 10, 2010, 05:57:15 pm
And who are you, the forum captain?  Sheesh.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Eccentrica Gallumbits on November 10, 2010, 06:16:35 pm
(http://katemckinnon.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/unicorn.jpg)
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: MikeFromLFE on November 10, 2010, 06:27:54 pm
Oh fer goodnes sake think of the CHILDREN
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Pingu on November 10, 2010, 06:31:46 pm
Think of ze kittens
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 10, 2010, 06:34:32 pm
Anyone who has to think of kittens is some kind of emotionally retarded knitted doll. Grow a pair!
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 10, 2010, 06:50:31 pm
HELLO I AM MANAGING DIRECTOR OF SUN-TZU HAPPY DRAGON, MAJOR CHINESE BICYCLE PART FOUNDRY.  WE CAN SUPPLY SEXY PARTS FOR YOU'RE EVERY BICYCLING DESIRE.  PLEASE WRITE MR HU, JUNK STREET, SHANGHAI.  THANK YOU FOR YOU'RE INTEREST AND FRUITFUL ORDER.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: mattc on November 10, 2010, 07:36:38 pm
Are you seriously suggesting that I should tolerate such diabolical impertinence from one whose mental faculties are not yet fully developed?

See that Phil Woolas?  That's you, that is.

I win

Go back and read my post.  I don't see why I have to explan evertyhting over and over.

When did I ever call anyone a facsist?

The important thing is that anything I post is carefully ignored, cos I made it up at random.

At the end of the day, I hope noone notices.

That's it.  I've had it with this thread.  You just aren't listening to REASON.

I've explained it so many times.  Up to you if you want to continue believing the rubbish what you have posted, but its yourselfs you are putting in DANGER.

Argue all you like.  I'm outta here.

But I do what I do because the innocent bystander who's like totally impartial and completely knew what he was talking about said it saved my life. That means everyone else should do it because if I was wrong I would be dead and I'm not.

If you argue against me then it means you just want me dead and what have I ever done to you do deserve that?

+1
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 10, 2010, 07:44:27 pm
mattc, why don't you post under your real name?  Don't think we don't know who you are.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Tewdric on November 10, 2010, 08:01:59 pm
Typical Welsh response.  And from a woman too.

( I think we started blurring the boundaries between trolling and flaming a few pages back)

Steady.

I'll send the boyos round.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 10, 2010, 08:13:24 pm
What-ever  ::-)
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: mattc on November 10, 2010, 08:16:43 pm
Typical Welsh response.  And from a woman too.
How dare you make such crass assumptions!

Typical blinkered MAMIL  ::-)
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Wowbagger on November 10, 2010, 08:55:47 pm
(http://katemckinnon.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/unicorn.jpg)

Ain't no hooves on that... err... wait a tick...
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Adrian on November 10, 2010, 09:15:45 pm
Can't everyone just try to get along here?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Gattopardo on November 10, 2010, 09:16:47 pm
When I want your opinion i'll give it to you.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 10, 2010, 09:20:36 pm
Can't everyone just try to get along here?

Why should I have to get on with some ignorant tossers who think owning a keyboard gives them a brain?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Adrian on November 10, 2010, 09:27:13 pm
That's the sort of thanks you get for trying to help. Well stuff you all then.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 10, 2010, 09:35:31 pm
Adrian, you're living proof that bandwidth is far too cheap.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Eccentrica Gallumbits on November 10, 2010, 10:04:00 pm
You're all bullies and I'm suing you all.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 10, 2010, 10:11:21 pm
Well I hate you all and I'm leaving with immediate effect, after I've posted another 50 messages saying how much I hate you all.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 11, 2010, 11:24:40 am
Meh.  Nobody cares.  I've had loads of PMs from other people about your trolling.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: jellied on November 11, 2010, 11:28:13 am
Loads of PMs? I doubt it - the mods. have told me they can read them and you've not got any.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 11, 2010, 11:33:28 am
You calling me a liar?  You'd better watch your back and not cycle down any dark alleys.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 11, 2010, 12:20:52 pm
Gonna hit him with your keyboard are you? Ver ver brave.  ::-)
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 11, 2010, 12:26:19 pm
I warned you about my marshal arts skillz and that I was in teh SAS but can't talk about it.  I kno were you all live and I kno eighteen different ways to kill you instantly without weapons.  You, Jahdad, had better watch out too.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: chris n on November 11, 2010, 12:35:57 pm
Has anyone seen Zoidburg lately?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: The Seldom Killer on November 11, 2010, 12:36:40 pm
The SAS are a bunch of pussies. I'm a member of a secret paramilitary organisation that I totally can't even tell you about. We make ninja's look lame.

Just posting about it here means I can come and

KILL
YOU
ANY
TIME
I
LIKE
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 11, 2010, 12:42:28 pm
Fight your way out of that paper bag first, Pansy.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 11, 2010, 12:49:14 pm
Soldem Killer, I hav hacked your PC and I kno what photos you have on ther.  If you try anything, I will send them to my contacts in the POLICE, and to yor boyfrend.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Mr Larrington on November 11, 2010, 01:11:19 pm
im in ur harddirve ip adres 127.0.0.1 im deleeteing ur filez lol
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: ScumOfTheRoad on November 11, 2010, 01:16:22 pm
Look! You are VIOLATING my constitutional right to free speech.
The founding fathers of this great nation of ours laid down the constitutional right to free speech.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Mr Larrington on November 11, 2010, 01:20:12 pm
If you didn't vote on November 3rd then you're not a Patriot and should be disenfranchised.

(later)

Whaddya mean, not everyone here's American?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Andrij on November 11, 2010, 01:23:29 pm
If you didn't vote on November 3rd then you're not a Patriot and should be disenfranchised.

(later)

Whaddya mean, not everyone here's American?

Obviously.  How else did Barack HUSSEIN Obama get elected President?  ::-)
 
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: ScumOfTheRoad on November 11, 2010, 01:29:51 pm
Has anyone seen HUSSEINs birth certificate?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Mr Larrington on November 11, 2010, 02:24:35 pm
Yes.  He was born in Indonesia to Osama bin Laden and Jane Fonda.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Hot Flatus on November 11, 2010, 03:01:58 pm
Has anyone seen Zoidburg lately?

Did you not know that Call of Duty:Black Ops was released on Tuesday?

We won't be seeing Zoiders for at least a couple of weeks. He's deep undercover on a mission as we speak.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 11, 2010, 03:13:16 pm
I don't think so.  Clearly Mr Larrington is just a sock puppet for Zioders.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Flying_Monkey on November 11, 2010, 05:01:22 pm
The pathettic comments on this thred just confirm why I am so much better than all of you and WHY I NEVER VISIT THIS SITE ANYMORE! Dont any of you have anything better to do than post on here???!!! I have been out SAVING PEOPLE'S LIVES and MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLAICE, whilst you 'armchare activists' do your on-handed typing over the DEATHS OF MILLLIONS! You people disgust me! You are WORSE THAN PEADOFILES!!!
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 11, 2010, 05:26:50 pm
Can tell you typed that on a pc. illiterate PC user. Get a Linux you dork!
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Hot Flatus on November 11, 2010, 05:30:44 pm
The pathettic comments on this thred just confirm why I am so much better than all of you and WHY I NEVER VISIT THIS SITE ANYMORE! Dont any of you have anything better to do than post on here???!!! I have been out SAVING PEOPLE'S LIVES and MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLAICE, whilst you 'armchare activists' do your on-handed typing over the DEATHS OF MILLLIONS! You people disgust me! You are WORSE THAN PEADOFILES!!!


Your spelling was very much better when you said more or less the same on Cycle Chat last week FM.  ;D
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Julian on November 11, 2010, 05:33:26 pm
You didn't download Cycle Chat did you Flatus?  It'll give you a virus. 
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 11, 2010, 07:09:12 pm
And, as any fule no, the plural of virus is virii.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Wowbagger on November 11, 2010, 07:15:56 pm
And, as any fule no, the plural of virus is virii.

And if you've got a virus you must be virile.

Does that make anyone a virile member of the forum?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 11, 2010, 07:17:51 pm
Not you, Grandad.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Wowbagger on November 11, 2010, 07:19:32 pm
Not you, Grandad.

I was thinking of someone who gets virii from twitter.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: PaulF on November 11, 2010, 07:21:30 pm
Twitter is the mouthpiece of the government. They record everything you write there.  I know that because it happens to be true.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 11, 2010, 07:53:43 pm
god. yet another serious thread derailed by smart arses who think there knowledge of language makes them better than everyone else.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 11, 2010, 08:24:08 pm
If you werent illiturate youd think the same.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: perpetual dan on November 11, 2010, 09:34:59 pm
You don't need to be literate to understand a red light or a cycle lane, but you don't even manage that do you? ... maybe all that doping has addled your mind.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 11, 2010, 09:49:51 pm
Red lights?  Yeah, be a sheep if you want to.  I go through them all.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Eccentrica Gallumbits on November 11, 2010, 09:56:37 pm
I'm not responsible for any of my posts. Someone hacked my account. I didn't post any of it.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Mr Larrington on November 12, 2010, 09:40:04 am
Shut up, Lancastrian!
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Bledlow on November 12, 2010, 10:14:57 am
god. yet another serious thread derailed by smart arses who think there knowledge of language makes them better than everyone else.
hee hee you caint even spell asses.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: nicknack on November 12, 2010, 10:47:53 am
Good lord! Haven't you lot stopped yet? Just get back under your bridges like nice little trolls and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Mr Larrington on November 12, 2010, 10:52:45 am
Hagfish are long and vermiform, and can exude copious quantities of a slime or mucus (from which the typical species Myxine glutinosa was named) of unusual composition.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 12, 2010, 11:47:06 am
See?  You're still not answering the QUESTION!

You just twist it round to your pet conspiracy theories, lik ehagfish.  Again ::-)
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Basil on November 12, 2010, 11:57:28 am
Yeah, but you just come on here to criticise.  What actual positive contribution do you ever make?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 12, 2010, 11:58:12 am
That question is beneath contempt.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: The Seldom Killer on November 12, 2010, 12:05:10 pm
You would know, you spend most of your time there.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 12, 2010, 12:16:03 pm
Who wants to listen to you, newbie.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: PaulF on November 12, 2010, 12:20:47 pm
This place was so much better before it got cliky
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Greenbank on November 12, 2010, 02:13:09 pm
I can't be arsed to read all 11 pages of this thread but I'd just like to say <insert the same line of argument that's been debated and discussed 8 times already>...
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Hot Flatus on November 12, 2010, 02:14:58 pm
I can't be bothered with this bullshit, which is why I always have this board set to 'Ignore'
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: tonycollinet on November 12, 2010, 10:20:55 pm
I've been saving this thread for my friday night treat. Well worth the wait. ;D

However, it does prove the theory, that there is an inner circle clique on YACF. If you fail to share the left wing anti religion memes of the clique, you are apt to be bullied and ostracised. Seen it over and over again, and the evidence is here in this very thread.

I used to try to correct you all over this, but clearly I was wasting my breath - so I don't bother any more. I just visit periodically to point and laugh.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: LindaG on November 12, 2010, 10:23:44 pm
Tony.

I forgive you.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: PaulF on November 12, 2010, 10:37:41 pm
I've told the mods to delete this thread IMMEDIATELY and if they don't I'll stop posting here and then you'll all be sorry.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: jellied on November 13, 2010, 05:29:20 am
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Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Rapples on November 13, 2010, 07:14:57 am
You lot are just a bunch of rank amateurs :demon:

Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Wowbagger on November 13, 2010, 07:28:58 am
Who are you calling a ranka, mate? UR!
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 13, 2010, 09:51:10 am
Any bike that isn't painted in Roger Dean style isn't worth riding. Knobhead.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: onb on November 13, 2010, 10:01:00 am
The thing is THE THING IS  YOU ARE ALL WRONG AND I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS RIGHT .EVER
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 13, 2010, 10:09:14 am
What




Ever.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 13, 2010, 10:27:47 am
Mountain bikers destroy the natural environment and give ramblers cancer.  The tread patterns left behind, when viewed at a typical walking speed of 3mph, reinforce negative alpha waves and cause schizophrenia, paranoia and homosexuality.  The sight of these monsters' spandex-clad buttocks retreating into the distance makes me come over all funny.  I just need to go to the toilet.

Oh, hang on, this isn't rec.bicycles.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Tourist Tony on November 13, 2010, 08:02:41 pm
I am a policewoman who's job itis to overlook the internet and make sure people ar'ent been libelled. You keep on postingg this stuff and yore driving lisence can be revoaked. Last warnin=ing
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Adrian on November 13, 2010, 08:42:46 pm
I am a policewoman who's job itis to overlook the internet and make sure people ar'ent been libelled. You keep on postingg this stuff and yore driving lisence can be revoaked. Last warnin=ing

Now that is deep cover
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Flying_Monkey on November 13, 2010, 08:48:15 pm
I am a policewoman who's job itis to overlook the internet

Yeah right! I am actually in the police and the army and I've never heard of you.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 13, 2010, 08:54:21 pm
Are there any girls in here?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Hot Flatus on November 13, 2010, 09:27:19 pm
Cooeeee.  :-*
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 13, 2010, 10:37:53 pm
a/s/l?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: hellymedic on November 13, 2010, 10:41:15 pm
Are there any girls in here?

I iz a gurl wot haz groan out of feedin trollz.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 14, 2010, 06:45:25 am
w00t!  do u like teh x factor?  my fave is 1 direction, their rly kewl.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Wowbagger on November 14, 2010, 10:24:11 am
w00t!  do u like teh x factor?  my fave is 1 direction, their rly kewl.

You're supposed to be trolling, not pulling.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 14, 2010, 10:55:58 am
It is a fact that computer users only pull one thing, their own plunkers.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 14, 2010, 12:45:27 pm
You're supposed to be trolling, not pulling.
ur a nazi
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: her_welshness on November 14, 2010, 12:49:51 pm
You're supposed to be trolling, not pulling.
ur a nazi

And you are a stuck record. Which makes you high-maintenance.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 14, 2010, 12:52:54 pm
Scratched records make more noise
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Basil on November 14, 2010, 02:20:16 pm
Your all crap on hear anyway.  This is a crap forum full of crap peopl what are to sacred to go on proper forums.
 
True
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 14, 2010, 02:34:24 pm
Does your mum know you're using her computer?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Eccentrica Gallumbits on November 14, 2010, 02:43:22 pm
This is a family forum and I disapprove.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Basil on November 14, 2010, 02:56:56 pm
It's not my mums computer its my brothers.  He's in the army I'm not allowed to say which bit. He can find out things about you.  He can turn on your web cam and you wont kno.  If you haven't got a web cam he can down load one onto ur computer and you wont kno.
True
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 14, 2010, 02:58:44 pm
Bedtime for Basil.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 14, 2010, 02:58:59 pm
wow really scared bazza i bet he plays second trumpet in the salvation army lol
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Flying_Monkey on November 14, 2010, 09:51:31 pm
wow really scared bazza i bet he plays second trumpet in the salvation army lol

racist!
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 14, 2010, 11:50:06 pm
wow really scared bazza i bet he plays second trumpet in the salvation army lol

you saying he's a gayer?

lol

(ironic)
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 15, 2010, 06:35:46 am
Jaded doesn't play second trumpet, he plays the rusty trombone.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 15, 2010, 09:25:51 am
wow really scared bazza i bet he plays second trumpet in the salvation army lol

You mean Bazza Al-Khomeini Hussein Obama Bin Laden the Mooslim?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 15, 2010, 09:51:12 am
wow really scared bazza i bet he plays second trumpet in the salvation army lol

You mean Bazza Al-Khomeini Hussein Obama Bin Laden the Mooslim?

Trust you to do Goslings Law
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 15, 2010, 10:28:38 am
Have you seen his birth certificate? 

Well then, SHUT UP! or your just as bad as Obama and them other terrorists.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 15, 2010, 05:40:06 pm
Your all gay.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Basil on November 15, 2010, 06:00:51 pm
I'm reasonably content and happy this evening.  What of it?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 15, 2010, 06:08:55 pm
I've won five audaxes this year.  Can anyone beat that?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Wowbagger on November 15, 2010, 06:09:26 pm
I've won five audaxes this year.  Can anyone beat that?

Yes. I haven't taken part in any.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 15, 2010, 06:17:02 pm
Posts like that show you are good at beating.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 15, 2010, 07:55:20 pm
I saw a bike the other day where the rider was sort of sitting down with his legs in front of him and the peddles were at the front.  He was so scarily low down that a truck nearly ran over him.  Are those bikes for people who can't ballance right?  I think they should be banned from the road.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clifftaylor on November 15, 2010, 08:08:24 pm
That's a kiddies tricycle you t**t
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Tourist Tony on November 15, 2010, 08:11:20 pm
I want to have your children, big boy
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 15, 2010, 08:19:56 pm
Hi.  I'm doing a survay for my college course.  We're looking at new designs for bike helmets to make them funky and fashionable and cool.

Let me knw what u thnk.

Here's the link:

Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 15, 2010, 10:31:09 pm
I saw a bike the other day where the rider was sort of sitting down with his legs in front of him and the peddles were at the front.  He was so scarily low down that a truck nearly ran over him.  Are those bikes for people who can't ballance right?  I think they should be banned from the road.

Theys retard bikes.

Ill get u 1 if u want
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Gandalf on November 19, 2010, 09:12:59 pm
Fourteen pages of this nonsensical whimsy....you gotta love this place, has atcherly made me smile.... sorry carry on.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Basil on November 19, 2010, 09:29:36 pm
Who invited you?  Coming on here trying to sound all posh like.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 19, 2010, 09:46:24 pm
I have it on good authority that Basil votes Tory and drives a Range Rover.  Hypocrite.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Basil on November 19, 2010, 10:03:59 pm
drives a Range Rover.
I have people that do that for me.

Quote
votes Tory
and that.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 20, 2010, 08:33:57 am
You're worse than Hitler.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: robbo6 on November 21, 2010, 06:28:56 pm
What's wrong with voting Tory?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 21, 2010, 07:19:27 pm
I'm sorry, you appear to be in the wrong forum.  This isn't Yet Another Self Help Group For Morons.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 21, 2010, 07:35:05 pm
Well, you would know.
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Basil on November 21, 2010, 07:53:00 pm
Well, that's good that someone knows something.  'Cos you don't kno nuffink.
True
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: clarion on November 21, 2010, 07:57:51 pm
Oh, you've turned up again, have you?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Basil on November 21, 2010, 08:00:19 pm
Noobie!
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: PaulF on November 21, 2010, 08:27:46 pm
Urs both newbs i've bin here since before I invented the Internet. FACT
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: robbo6 on November 21, 2010, 09:46:30 pm
I don't usually nit-pick over silly little mistakes but:-
... Are those bikes for people who can't ballance right?  I think they should be banned from the road.

Who's the moron now?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Adrian on November 21, 2010, 10:05:31 pm
Can't everyone just try to get along here?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: her_welshness on November 21, 2010, 10:08:22 pm
Can't everyone just try to get along here?

So sayeth the guy who cannot even use his own photo  ::-)
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: rogerzilla on November 21, 2010, 10:10:53 pm
How do you know he's even a guy?
Title: Re: Internet Trolls
Post by: Jaded on November 21, 2010, 10:12:21 pm
How do you know he's even a guy?

yur isnt cant speel.