Author Topic: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners  (Read 10760 times)

hellymedic

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #100 on: March 07, 2019, 10:26:43 pm »
Wish those journalists used the correct words!

He diid NOT start work as a 'masseuse'!

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #101 on: March 08, 2019, 09:31:39 am »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6777961/Billionaire-diamond-trader-65-dies-penis-enlargement-surgery.html


 :facepalm:

That's really sad. All that money and at his age he felt he needed surgery.

Wish those journalists used the correct words!

He diid NOT start work as a 'masseuse'!

Because it's the DM. Accuracy isn't their thing. He was probably actually having his ingrown toenail done, come to think of it.
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hellymedic

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #102 on: March 08, 2019, 04:25:02 pm »
I've now seen the same story in the Jerusalem Post and the Jewish Chronicle.

Seems money can't buy you everything...

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #103 on: March 12, 2019, 03:09:44 pm »
Plane turns back after passenger leaves baby in terminal.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/12/saudi-plane-turns-around-mother-forgets-baby-airport

Didn't Cameron do that in a pub once?
“There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened.”
― Douglas Adams

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #104 on: March 19, 2019, 11:52:30 am »
We are making a New World (Paul Nash, 1918)


Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #106 on: April 04, 2019, 04:32:38 pm »
Arkansas decides to give Florida some competition.

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Two Arkansas men have been arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault after police say they shot each other while taking turns wearing a bulletproof vest.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/Drunk-Men-Wearing-Bulletproof-Vests-Arrested-508062661.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_DCBrand

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. (R. Wilensky)

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #107 on: April 10, 2019, 05:54:36 pm »
Now they're white/species-washing Master Splinter...

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Florida man threatens to release army of turtles upon arrest: report http://bit.ly/2UtRPBg
https://twitter.com/orlandosentinel/status/1115952835307425793
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. (R. Wilensky)


Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #109 on: April 13, 2019, 07:00:00 pm »
It's not clear whether he was touched by His Noodly Appendage, but a Florida man (where else?) was arrested for "belligerent" eating of pasta.

https://thetakeout.com/florida-man-arrested-olive-garden-eating-pasta-1833970785

H/T: https://twitter.com/FOX61News/status/1116900190806474753 (had to Google for alternative report due to GDPR-induced geoblocking).
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. (R. Wilensky)

Guy

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #110 on: Yesterday at 10:07:54 am »
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Man detained in China for giving dogs 'illegal' names

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-48269181
What duck?

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #111 on: Today at 10:16:19 am »
This has to be worth running through Google Translate if you can't read the French original https://www.francetvinfo.fr/sante/sexo/un-maire-propose-de-distribuer-du-viagra-pour-encourager-les-naissances_3453825.html

T42

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #112 on: Today at 10:57:52 am »
Fuckin' A.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.