Fettling tool query

[nuttycyclist]

I just found myself browsing the Argos website.  Don't ask me why....

I clicked on cycling, then cycling accessories, and got this page. -> clicky

What use is a 1.25 tonne aluminium trolley jack for cycling?

[Thor]

You need to get the carbon fibre version, which you can carry in a jersey pocket 

[HTFB]

Saves you carrying the keys to your D lock?

[delthebike]

Emergency bearing press. Does it come with a bottom bracket socket so you can jack up a bike to mend punctures?

[Mr Larrington]

What use is a 1.25 tonne aluminium trolley jack for cycling?

When some berk parks in such a way that getting your bike out of your Sheddes is impossible, a brace of trolley jacks may be used to relocate the offending vehicle to the middle of the nearest main road?

[border-rider]

To get you out of your seat after a particularly fine cake stop ?

[spen666]

Its obvious isn't it?

It need something that big & strong to lift the weight of those cheap bikes sold by argos, supermarkets etc

[Greenbank]

It has a saddle so it must be a bike.

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• Has a low saddle height of only 79mm and a raised height of 376mm - saddle has a rubber pad to prevent scratching.
• Large aluminium handle lifts the saddle in one pump action to the underside of the car, then only 8 more to reach full height.

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[spen666]

It has a saddle so it must be a bike.

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or a horse perhaps