Armchair cycling pentathlon.
Armchair cyclists will be tested across 5 disciplines :
1. Orienteering - creating endless courses/routes/rides using Garmin Connect or Autoroute
2. Financial Control - spending endless hours clicking on web-sites admiring bikes/bike related gear without actually spending anything
3. Literacy - endless blogging and typing to test for "forumicity"
4. Observation skills - watching endless footage of cycling events/Tour de France/any cycling sporting event
5. Fitness - creating endless training plans which require constant adjustment
Note - all these events will require participation without actually getting on a bike