Roast unicorn for the White Council

[Ruthie]

At the last minute, the ruling powers of the Free Peoples have decided to turn up at the weekend.

Any ideas for side-dishes to go with the Unicorn?  Thankfully, I bought in bulk and froze it when it was in season so I have a special meal plan already. 

Once a girl guide, always a girl guide!

[Pickled Onion]

Devilled dodo eggs & deep fried fried kraken rings?

[Ruthie]

Dairy, fish and meat in one course?!

Where do you think I live, Mordor?

No, for the White Council I can't just pull this together without any thought.

[Jaded]

Dildo eggs sound a bit freaky.

[Kim]

Quite.  If it were Mordor, you'd just stick whatever you had lying around in a balti.

[Ruthie]

Funnily enough, now you've said that I'm thinking biryani but I'm not sure how that would work with unicorn.

Serve Galadriel a biryani!  Now that's real blue sky thinking.

Nah I think I'll go with roast unicorn, roast taters, and mushrooms.

[Aunt Maud]

Remember to remove horn and hoof before serving unicorn, or someone might choke.

[jsabine]

IRTA

Galadriel à biryani! 

which struck me as an interesting bit of Indo-Elvish fusion.

[Tigerrr]

Remember to remove horn and hoof before serving unicorn, or someone might choke.

My recipe uses the jugged hoof and horn as the delicacy - the carcass being discarded and fit only for stock.

[Wowbagger]

Dildo eggs sound a bit freaky.

Quite.  If it were Mordor, you'd just stick whatever you had lying around in a balti.

Which conjures up a wonderful image. 

[Si S]

Surf and turf

[Mr Larrington]

Si S, you are a Bad Man and run a Bad Railway