You'd better equip your fantasy world with supplies of tissues, Clearasil, bumfluff taches, and plenty of awkwardness then
Yeah - what you've just described is the archetypal Iron Maiden fan and, like I said, Iron Maiden make me glad I'm not still a teenage boy.
Why Lily Allen makes me wish I was a teenage boy is for all the good things of being that age that she represents - a carefree approach to life, a sense of energy and vitality, that the whole world lies before you and anything is possible.
Iron Maiden may be competent musicians, but their music is puerile nonsense. Lily Allen's music is... well, blessed with a certain youthful naivety - but then she has the excuse that she is actually young.
Anyway, enough of this - I can't help thinking that arguing over who's better out of Lily Allen and Iron Maiden is utterly preposterous.
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