Author Topic: Caption it #1433 (Read 2128 times)

Chris S · « **Reply #1 on:** 12 November, 2013, 05:21:38 pm »

If this appears on the Internet anywhere, I'm going to fucking kill you.

Wowbagger · « **Reply #2 on:** 12 November, 2013, 07:02:48 pm »

In the latest cabinet reshuffle, Iain Duncan Smith was put in charge of the badger cull.

Jon P · « **Reply #3 on:** 12 November, 2013, 08:55:35 pm »

"The fish really sets you off, dear ..."

hairyhippy · « **Reply #4 on:** 12 November, 2013, 09:32:16 pm »

Hey, the lady is sleeping with the fishes.

Jaded · « **Reply #5 on:** 12 November, 2013, 11:33:23 pm »

Look! A mermaid!

Wobbly John · « **Reply #6 on:** 13 November, 2013, 01:46:33 am »

He really should have thrown one of them back.

Otto · « **Reply #7 on:** 13 November, 2013, 09:58:56 am »

"Doris is having second thoughts at the car-keys-in-the-bowl party"

Biff · « **Reply #8 on:** 13 November, 2013, 01:51:45 pm »

He really should have thrown one of them back.

Which way to the keyboard shop please?

meddyg · « **Reply #9 on:** 13 November, 2013, 05:25:07 pm »

'A woman needs a man like a fish needsa bicycle'

(a feminist slogan, suggesting that men are superfluous to women's needs).

Majorbloodnok · « **Reply #10 on:** 15 November, 2013, 11:21:25 pm »

I said new cat dish you fud

Majorbloodnok · « **Reply #11 on:** 15 November, 2013, 11:22:30 pm »

Your plaice or.....

Paul · « **Reply #12 on:** 15 November, 2013, 11:32:29 pm »

Valerie was sure that - with her new internet dating pic - she'd covered all the bases.

Moleman76 · « **Reply #13 on:** 16 November, 2013, 05:28:51 am »

'A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle'
(a feminist slogan, suggesting that men are superfluous to women's needs).

You've got N+1 bicycles, I'm starting on S-1 fish

slowfen · « **Reply #14 on:** 16 November, 2013, 10:58:43 am »

He was always a bit of a cold fish

clarion · « **Reply #15 on:** 16 November, 2013, 11:32:59 am »

Sole mates

Wobbly John · « **Reply #16 on:** 16 November, 2013, 04:10:53 pm »

All her mates said "Don't worry about losing your man, there's plenty more fish in the sea... "

Wowbagger · « **Reply #17 on:** 19 November, 2013, 10:50:49 am »

Horse 'n' wels.

clarion · « **Reply #18 on:** 19 November, 2013, 11:00:19 am »

Eel be regretting this now.

Jon P · « **Reply #19 on:** 19 November, 2013, 12:16:13 pm »

"Yes, the fish swallowed it hook, line and sinker, too!"

clarion · « **Reply #20 on:** 19 November, 2013, 12:20:39 pm »

Please will someone protect me? Even after this next caption:

(click to show/hide)

Waddyamean, I'm on my own, and good luck to me!

*gulp*

Paul · « **Reply #21 on:** 19 November, 2013, 07:14:24 pm »

Solidarity is very well, but suicide?

Entire forum backs away from Clarion.

T42 · « **Reply #22 on:** 19 November, 2013, 09:30:18 pm »

Scaly, slimy skin, long bristles on upper lip, strong odour... and the fish doesn't look too great either.