But you do seem to keep saying that.
But anyway, I've no wish to upgrade or any of those things, my old 2011 Macbook Air is more than capable, and any modern computer more so. I don't need more GBs and if it breaks I'll take it back to Apple and look stern. The only marginal point is a replaceable battery - but a fitted model isn't unique to Apple and if comes down to it, I'll pay the premium for Apple to replace (the six-plus year old Macbook Air is down to about 4 hours). But yes, like I said, if you're keen to nibble on the innards, then it's a not the computer for you. I want a computer I enjoy using, has a nice human interface, and by-and-large just works. I close the lid it sleeps, I open it and it's ready to use. No palaver, no faff. A computer to me is just something I use. I have no wish to take my bike apart either. I want something I can take out of the garage and ride, not having to worry that something fragile and expensive is going to fall off.
Possibly I'm making some unconscious statement about my lifestyle or somesuch. Who knows. Or maybe I just bought a computer I liked and I just happen to be cool anyway. Or possibly that's my classy Saracen Rufftrax II, the most awesome bicycle in south London.