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meddyg

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Caption it # 1859
« on: February 22, 2017, 10:35:35 pm »

Basil

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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2017, 11:50:52 pm »
Assembling the IKEA London Flat Bike Storage System.
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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2017, 08:03:12 am »
The new extension is a great place for mid morning exercise .
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2017, 08:12:51 am »
Paul Nuttalls of the UKIPs from Liverpool was the real-life inspiration for the Silver Surfer
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2017, 09:01:43 am »
Pint of Dulux, mate.
At some point in the ride, you might find yourself in Osaka with Spanish speakers where you had expected Edinburgh talking Greek. This does not mean you are lost, or even off route.

Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2017, 10:15:34 am »
What dry rot?

Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2017, 10:27:10 am »
A ledge-end in his own time, they said, at his funeral
<i>Marmite slave</i>

Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2017, 10:28:44 am »
Jeez, what a plank.
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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2017, 11:34:56 am »
I think we have a promising candidate for the Darwin Awards.

T42

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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2017, 01:11:48 pm »
What d'you mean, H&S? I've got a face mask.

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Wowbagger

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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2017, 09:21:46 pm »
He needs hi-viz and a helmet.
Oh, Bach without any doubt. Bach every time for me.

Gus

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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2017, 09:43:04 pm »
Low budget balcony

Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2017, 12:14:32 am »
Not so much 'painting yourself into a corner' as 'cornering yourself in to paint'.
L'enfer, c'est les autos.

Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2017, 09:29:58 am »
"I always throws the salt over me left shoulder and says hello to magpies - never failed me yet ..."
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2017, 09:30:08 am »
Donald would go to any lengths to get into the Miss Universe dressing room
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clarion

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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2017, 02:45:53 pm »
How to double the size of your inner London studio apartment
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